here be dragons

i'm emily, i'm 22, & i live in fuckingflorida. i like critical role, twitch, and my friends.

[yea-u-right-deactivated20190716]

Friends: hey

Me:

[toshio]

[kingrudegyalchina]

I missed this

[caliloner559-deactivated2019120]

Never forget

[princessakuba]

Lmao

[peaceloveandyanni]

Pokemans

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Everybody know that’s big dick bee

[pastel-pwussy]

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[catchymemes]

Wrong Number Gone Right

[buckyssxxhair-blog]

that was wild since the very beginning

[finalfantasie-remade-deactivate]

while you studied the blade

I studied the blade too we were classmates

[iamfuckingtrash]

hey bro is there any blade homework due tomorrow

[shubbabang]

Patreon | Webtoon

[bitchh]

2hr make out session ft inappropriate touching would be great right now.

[officialcrow]

2hrs what the fuck yall out here filibustering the pussy

[bogleech]

introducing yourself on webforums fifteen years ago like:

You: uhhhhh hi I’m new i guess, just wanna chat about my favorite show too or whatever

iNvAd3rJ1M posted: *pounces* HELLOoOOOO NEW PERSON!!! *throws confetti*

911_NVR-FRGT posted: Hi there! You’ll find a Relaxed Atmosphere Here in Our Community! *points* Beer is In The Fridge, Curfew Is At 9! Haha I’m old

SSJgoku1994 posted: I am a pineapple! Monkeys!!!!!

Drag0n~Swords posted: Forsooth, a stranger doth enter the realm!

dumbledoreftw posted: Welcome! Hope you stick around! We don’t bite….. much!!

Greg posted: HITLER WAS A MISUNDERSTOOD GENIUS AND ILL GIVE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AIDS IN HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Lady*Unicorns*76 posted: “lol” (Laughing Out Loud!) don’t worry about greg sweetie! He’s just our little pet troll and you get used to him!! ;-) <3<3<3

[thesilencedmasses]

This post broke through 17 mental blocks and gave me syphilis well done

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[grownthot]

people are capable of beautiful things

[soggymoistblent-deactivated2015]

i thought this was going in a bad direction

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

“I earned more money than I knew what to do with, and I didn’t want to forget my roots. So I paid back the people who helped me and my family.” He’s also giving elderly and low income people three free meals a day.

Past a certain point, extra money doesn’t really benefit you, so give it those that would benefit. Quit letting people hoard ludicrous amounts of money out of vanity when others need it so much more.

[whitegirlsaintshit]

hell yeah bitch dis go hard as hell FLOCKA

[eggpuffs]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2850436/Millionaire-Chinese-businessman-bulldozes-run-huts-village-grew-builds-luxury-flats-residents-instead-free.html

[princessamericachavez]

Character vs Player. Married edition.

Fjord *feeling as usual responsible about keeping everyone safe*: Sorry, Jester

Jester *hellbent on protecting Fjord*: No, I’m sorry that you weren’t protected earlier. 

Fjord: *is shooked*

Fjord: *heart eyes*

Travis: *realizes his wife is doing it again*

Travis: *stares into the camera like he’s in The Office*

[lmaonade]

me: *walking*

my cat: i am going to run in front of you. i am going to sprint in front of you so fast mid step and you are going to punt me into the sun

me: okay sir yes sir 

[schizoauthoress]

Today I learned that Van Halen have that rider in their contract about “a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed” in order to know at a glance if the promoter read the entire contract.  And the reason they do THAT is because they once had a stage collapse because a promoter hadn’t read the proper way to set up all the specific technical stuff.

So if the band goes in the dressing room or catering and sees brown M&Ms, they know they have to double-check the stage setup for safety.

[darkfrog24]

I heard about this on Freakonomics Radio.  Turns out the bit about no brown M&Ms is HUGE, in BIG font, bold, underlined and quotated like they’re on the Group W Bench.

The band was all, “We have fifty-pound lights hanging over our heads and fire being shot out of cannons.  We had to know whether they read our safety regs so we didn’t flamebroil any roadies.”

[gobbochune-deactivated20241018]

interesting how this has become a meme in the music industry about divas. i’ve always heard jokes that amount to “this stuck up celebrity hates the green gummy bears!! they’re refusing to perform just for that???” and its reading stuff like this that i realise how that joke might have come about. people get grumpy that the band refuses to play but cant admit its because THEY’RE incompetent, so they make it all about the M&Ms. another example of artists using a creative method to ensure they have a perfectly reasonable request fulfilled that is then bastardised by lazy people who wanna make money off them. 

[madmagethistle]

“i saw you hanging out with caitlyn yesterday” “r-rebecca its not what you think!” “i wont hesitate bitch”

passes the bechdel test

[margbarcis]

bechdel test also requires that both characters have names (only rebecca does) and that the conversation goes on for longer than ten seconds.

[wifedad]

I think the other persons name is bitch and there is so much drama it feels like a lifetime so still passes

[mishacolins]

Unknown number: *calls me*

Me (while staring down at my phone): can you please not do that

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[1dietcokeinacan]

IF WE WANT THE REWARDS OF BEING LOVED WE MUST SUBMIT TO THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN!!!!

[prewars]

#thats gonna be a no from me dawg

[the-memedaddy]

Me irl

[theartingace]

I just love Jester SO much you guis, and she just loves her Mom SO much..

I’m just posting this before whatever heartbreak Matt and Laura have planned for us comes down. 

(And cause I lost momentum and don’t feel like really finishing it.)