When The Trees Speak Binary

He/Him ✨Engine of Hatred 💅

[djhmebis]

call me chapter five weird route the way I

[facts-i-just-made-up]

The communist party never really issued cards, when one refers to card carrying members of that party, they refer to Magic: The Gathering cards, a popular game among Lenin and his friends.

[fellkyd]

My son. Look at my son.

[bimstown]

[snakecmpbl]

[kettle-bird]

Perhelion and that secunit it stole

[eggplant-crusader]

I'M NORMAL I'M NORMAL I'M NORMAL

[greeniscosmic]

huge if true

[aetherixs]

i have never seen a single 'pirates of the caribbean' film so my friend insisted that i watch the first one with her and i'm obsessed.

the villain’s origin story is that he can’t eat apples anymore. every fight scene plays like a slapstick comedy. two key combat sequences end with our sexy leading men getting boinked on the head. the climax is initiated by one ship firing forks at another ship. everyone is unreasonably hot. plot armor made only of the word “parlay”. the Redcoats are more useless than you could possibly imagine. Elizabeth almost drowns, gets held hostage, and then her entire village is destroyed but the worst part of her day is that a man proposed to her. a crew of skeleton pirates do drag to trojan horse their way into the final battle. truly insane stuff can't wait for more.

[djhmebis]

I had an identical experience.

[ghostofahuman]

[batgirlsmell]

Everyone call ogre stupid and it TRUE! Ogre barely even LITERATE! Ogre finally caught up on Absolute Martian Manhunter, but ogre can only identify surface level themes like "All life is precious" and "Apathy is a poison", and can't comprehend deeper ideas like "American imperialism is a blight on humanity" that make Deniz Camp's comic a modernist classic! Ogre so dumb, it makes ogre sad! At this rate, ogre will never understand Assorted Crisis Events!

[mnduck]

It's interesting to think about how Three differs from SecUnit in certain ways. And also the reactions of those around it:D

*Please scroll down instead of flipping pages.

Three and humans:

[diedanteart]

My life & my love

[djhmebis]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[matthewtakthehunch]

[bookhugers]

thinking about byler is a perfect match in Magic the Gathering...

In the ST x MtG collab all the main characters are commanders and specifcally lumax and byler are specifically designed to run a commander deck together and they compliment each other. While mike and eleven are designed to work together horribly.

so byler canon in MtG