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Inside the process of video game writing

Mario: icon of all video game series. about a plumber who steps on “bad” mushrooms and turtles and kills a big spiky turtle hundreds of times to save a princess over and over again, in exchange for a kiss. They also play Golf, Tennis, and have parties together in their free time.

Donkey Kong: King Kong and his buddies vs. Pirate/Scientist Godzilla

The Legend of Zelda: a bunch of reincarnations of the same guy that’s a knight who’s greatest weakness is a flock of chickens tries to save a bunch of reincarnations of the same girl that’s actually a goddess and princess (obv)

Metroid: a bunch of humans are in space now and kill aliens for some reason. also samus is a ball

Yoshi: a spin off series about a dinosaur that eats enemies and then poops them out as eggs. he is killing them, chewing them up, and then rebirthing them in egg form, and then proceeds to destroy that egg. looks are deceiving.

Kirby: a random alien being that looks like a ball eats anything that comes into his path and absorbs their soul to steal their “unique” abilities.

Star Fox: furries in space fight each other and then a giant monkey/ brain/robot appears at the end

Pokémon: you’ve probably heard this joke way too many times for me to say it, PETA

Earthbound/Mother: basically a bunch of kids with magic powers go on an RPG acid trip

F-Zero: buff men and women in space race cars also James McCloud cameo 😎

Ice Climbers: random old game with two siblings that jump and hit polar bears with hammers (also super fun to play as in smash)

Fire Emblem: anime swordsmen/women fight in midieval wars with their lumberjack, archer, cleric, and paladin sidekicks. every villain has a self-insert dragon oc

Game & Watch: man tries to pay his rent by getting any job he can throughout the city without getting fired

Kid Icarus: a small angel that can’t fly without the help of a goddess is able to defeat all powerful gods and goddesses with a fucking bow and arrow

Wario: fat, stinky man who likes minigames and pretty much just wanted his own series

Metal Gear: man who fought single-handedly for America in the cold war and kills his mentor gets cloned because he’s just so great, creating solid and liquid versions of himself who fight each other. and nanomachines.

Sonic: hedgehog saves animals by fighting animals and a scientist. only has a few relevant games apparently

Pikmin: man goes to space and captures small aliens to help him look for treasure

R.O.B.: not a game series. just a friendly robot

Animal Crossing: Child moves away from home to live with actual animals and pays loans by collecting and selling random shit.

Mega Man: robot shoots robots

Wii Fit: the one video game that your mom used and you didn’t

Punch-Out!!: abnormally small man beats the shit out of professional boxers

Super Smash Bros.: the better alternative to avengers: infinity war

Pac-Man: 5/6 of a circle eats cherries to kill ghosts

Xenoblade Chronicles: swords are people now

Duck Hunt: dog laughs at you as you fail to shoot ducks. very fun much realistic

Street Fighter: random karate matches around the world, with many wacky stereotypical character designs

Final Fantasy: I’m not even gonna try.

Bayonetta: sexy witch looks for her right eye

Splatoon: squids take over the human race and become the dominant species. they build their own society and shoot each other with ink

Castlevania: a family of Christians fight monsters, specifically vampires

Persona: “Kingdom Hearts” but taken literally

smashingsillies

Happy father’s day from the fatherless fire emblem protags.

djinntotonic

Robin: Mine bred me to a sacrificial vessel for a demon...

dc9spot

All of the Smash Emblem art!

Link to separated post :

Mario/Luigi - http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/159336925989/okwhat-ifsuper-smash-bros-but-strategy-rpg-and

Peach/Toad/Bowser - http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/159360147309/more-fire-emblem-themed-mario-character-peach

Kirby/Meta knight/King Dedede - http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/159376280609/super-smash-emblem-continue-kirby-emblem

Pit/Palutena/Dark Pit - http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/159510054314/kid-icarus-emblem-pit-as-a-pegasus-knight-with-a

Samus/Wii fit Trainer/Villager - http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/159529669644/more-smash-emblem-samus-as-a-knight-i-give-her

Shulk http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/173802731529/smash-emblem-shulk-as-a-tactician-his-move-set

Xenoblade crew http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/174023773004/more-smash-emblem-xenoblade-team-fiora-as-a

Bowsette http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/178575644924/smash-emblem-special-character-bowsette-in-fire

DK/Diddy/K.rool http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/178702705324/smash-emblem-more-nintendo-character-in-fire

Earthbound Crew http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/178767873409/smash-emblem-more-nintendo-character-in-fire

fwips

“You look so big and strong, i bet you could totally lift me”

for my friend Kae’s fic ‘Dont Be Mad’, in which they find Keith’s country time dad imprisoned, and Lance endeavors to fuck him. And why not, since its not like his crush on Shiro has been going anywhere lately.

smashy-headcanons

Why did Captain Falcon Fight Chrom in Lucina's Trailer?

Since he’s pretty much retired in his own universe (hence him not having a game in over a decade) (unofficially anyways), Captain Falcon keeps himself occupied by working for the Hands, scouting out potential newcomers for smash to see if they’re worthy, and Chrom wasn’t. As to why he was fighting Lucina, Falcon was going to help Chrom up after their little exhibition match and Lucina mistook him for an assassin and the rest was history.

(submitted by dankfrankthetank)

djinntotonic

I kind of love the idea of Captain Falcon as an inter dimensional wanderer who goes around picking fights just for the pure hotbloodedness of it. Captain Falcon in Street Fighter universe, please.

#super smash bros #smashy headcanons #headcanon #captain falcon

smashy-headcanons

Joker decided to let other Smashers try to become Phantom Thieves, if they really wanted to. He and Morgana trained anyone who was interested to see if they had what it took by taking them to people’s Palaces and seeing what happened.

Any hearts that get stolen are restored a few days later by Master Hand. We can’t have Ridley and King K. Rool going soft.

Pit failed to show any sort of rebellious spirit. Maybe he’d have an easier time getting a Persona in the Midnight Channel.

Dark Pit, being Pit’s dark side made manifest, was skipped over. Even in another world, nobody takes Pittoo seriously.

Wario wanted to be a Phantom Thief. He even showed up in his Purple Wind getup. He was immediately told that he’s the kind of scum who’s begging to get his heart stolen. In fact, the next day, he got a calling card.

Ryu took part in the training less because he wants to be a Phantom Thief, and more to train and gain knowledge of other fighting styles.

Snake refused, despite Otacon’s insistence.

Mega Man dropped out as soon as he found out what stealing someone’s heart entails. It reminded him too much of the times Dr. Wily reprogrammed his robot siblings to be weapons.

The other members of the Sega Squad, Sonic and Bayonetta, were among the fastest to awaken to their Personas. Sonic, however, wound up being worse at stealth than Bayonetta, simply because of his outfit. Apparently, when he heard about fighting corrupt authority in Tokyo, his mind went straight to the GGs. Based on the bright colors, he decided to go by “Wisp.” And his Persona is Bugs, because that’s who he acted like the one time he was a trickster.

(submitted by specternabbermaiori)

smashy-headcanons

Lots of characters vent to Kirby.

Samus talks about her parents being dead, always wearing a suit of armour, trying to raise a baby Metroid, and dealing with Ridley and Dark Samus being here.

Fox sometimes talks about his father, about how he’s trying to live up to the legend of him and his anxieties regarding it all, while Falco talks to help deal with his gang past and his own anxieties stemming from that.

Luigi talks about his general anxiety, how he feels like he lives in his brother’s shadow some times (though he still loves and respects him it’s impossible to avoid 100%), and how often he worries for Mario’s safety.

Pit worries about what will happen now that Hades is down, dealing with Viridi and Dark Pit and protecting the humans (also his fear of fire), while Dark Pit worries about being a copy and his own life depending on Pit.

Bowser’s problems are simply his children, who he’d steal the world for but still worries for all the same, like any parent.

Wild Link hates failure, and vents about how hard it can be to remain a stoic knight while giving up his dreams. Young Link doesn’t say much, but goes to Kirby all the same.

So many of them have problems they just need to talk through, and while Kirby may not understand all of it, he’s always happy to offer a hug and comfort, willing to listen to anybody who needs it.

(This is why Master Hand is considering a therapist for the next DLC fighter)

(submitted by firerulezz116)

smashy-headcanons

Toon Link can understand the Inklings due to Inklish being surprisingly similar to the Octorok language, which he learned during Phantom Hourglass so that he could cuss out Bellum in its native tongue for what it did to Tetra.

(submitted by duckapus)

lowtidelizard

Ahhh I can finally post this! My Celica for @galforcezine! Thank you so much for giving me the opportunity to participate in this zine (my first!) and to help raise money for a great cause!