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carrd: https://djmayday-info.carrd.co/ // welcome to hell // i make art, music animation, stuff // bday feb 21 // bi af and obsessed with stars and space

[djmayday]

going to make a sideblog that tries to compile literally as many cracks and free stuff i can manage wish me luck

[djmayday]

this is going to take hells worth of time so if anyone has ANYTHING, including free sites (like watchcartoononline/wco) and tumblr posts with crack links

please send them to me/rb this post with them, so i/anyone who passes by tbh, can check their validity and safety

i will also be putting genuine free alternatives to programs for those who dont care for pirating

and if the blog gets a lot of resources i may also add tutorials for specific programs as well or free things that arent necessarily programs (but those more of back burner thoughts atm)

take care

[djmayday]

@yarhar-mfer

its setup, nothing on there but a disclaimer/general starting guide to piracy that i need to check for errors in the morning since it almost 6am

[djmayday]

starting setting up some of the easy stuff so once again im accepting any offers like to help expand this little library of stolen/free stuff 💜

[djmayday]

when the hell did i get 300 followers i literally havent posted in months

[djmayday]

update: over a year

[djmayday]

when the hell did i get 300 followers i literally havent posted in months

[djmayday]

i think the latest scam might be popping off soon just an fyi

99% sure this blog aint official and if u get notes/dms just block and report

[damienhaaas]

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[science-junkie]

… and here is a gift for all of us.

[oreos-and-pepitos]

Aaaaallways reblog

[whoopdyprompts]

aahhh this is a godsend

[incorrect-scp-cb-quotes-deactiv]

I don’t know what else I can say except that this is really important and please donate if you can!! (and if you can’t, reblog!!)

[kazoracht]

[n3kk1tty]

Wait. What’s going on?

[incorrect-scp-cb-quotes-deactiv]

Basically: a guy in Russia named Andrew Duskin is trying to copyright the entire Foundation over a small artbook featuring SCP-inspired art. The copyright has taken effect in Russia and now the Russian branch of the Foundation is shut down, and it has the potential to shut down the rest of the wiki.

Obviously, we’re REALLY mad because this one guy is trying to claim the work of thousands as his own, and the copyright will severely affect everyone involved in the Foundation, ESPECIALLY those who make their living off of it.

This copyright came up before in the past- and was briefly forgotten for some reason- and now the administrators are working to sue Andrew Duskin (as you can see here), but the process of suing someone is very expensive.

The main issue we all have with this is him trying to copyright everything. Like I said, it’s the work of thousands of people, and by putting a copyright on the Foundation, the whole thing might come to a halt and shut down because of copyright laws.

Which is, again, why he is (rightfully) getting sued.

So, if we want the Foundation to continue being the Foundation, we gotta help out if we can.

[two-nipples-maybe-more]

Here’s a link to the donation page!

[yourfaveisanscp]

I know I haven’t been active in a while but if you love the Foundation as much as I do then you will find this important as well.

[kiwi-of-war]

@cyber-phobia you’re into SCP right? Thought this could be important for you

[pissvortex]

valve just straight up copying nintendo’s homework now

[pissvortex]

i feel like the history of nintendo is coming up with a unique and cool way to play video games until somebody copies them and does it better and then nintendo just has to rely on their exclusives until they come up with another thing. they deserve to get one-upped by valve because of how insane they are with copyright enforcement though

[cutiesableye]

lads, a glorious new age of emulation is upon us

[ariwritessometimes]

In light of the recent PostPlus nonsense tumblr is trying to pull, here's a reminder that monetization of fanfiction can lead you to legal trouble. On Ao3 it's against the TOS to even mention any money-sending site at all because of the conditonal protection they offer.

Putting your entire fanfiction blog behind a paywall is like pointing a neon sign saying "please sue me". I bring this up specifically because tumblr mentioned fanfiction in the post that they made and that is going to leave a lot of people misinformed.

Remember: Do NOT paywall your fanworks.

And rest assured, my blog will never be pay-to-read, even if this weren't a fanfiction blog. I think the whole thing is ridiculous.

[viciousvales]

this site definitely doesn't allow you to paste the link to any article blocked by a paywall (say, a NYT article) so that you can read it free of charge! that would be illegal and would benefit broke college students too much. it definitely does not do that. promise.

[djmayday]

almost functioning base for the bluey picrew

im getting self conscious of having too many like. categories of changeable things but also want yall to be able to rly Make ur chars hh

help

[azzy-makes-art]

Literally downloaded Tumblr to comment on this. You need to finish this picrew there’s a massive hoard of children and adults waiting for one of these 😁 as many colours body bases and extras as possible! You’re awesome.

[djmayday]

thank you sm 🥺💜⭐ ill do my best to pack it w as many options as i can!

[djmayday]

abt that recent stuff im working on

id gotten hooked on the monika after story mod for ddlc and i cant stop tryingto understand code to make spritepacks and drawing up concepts for submods for it +_+;

[djmayday]

How’s the picrew coming along? If you want you can’t talk abt it !!

the picrews coming along pretty nicely, but i got distracted for the project and forgot abt it for a bit ^^;;;

ive been poking at it here and there, but ill pick it up fully soon when i finish a recent thing ive been working on

[byelacey]

i want to be annoyed that the bi loveseat is just a fun and quirky reminder that biphobia exists but the creepy plastic hands combined with a “nobody believes you” cushion just makes it fucking immaculate biphobia horror couch

[allycryz]

I love this but not for the intended reason

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[elfyourmother]

I hate everyone that made me see this

[abandonrun]

several of these are like designed to never be sat on

[justonepurpose]

Since this edition of the post here on my dash has no context:

1) These are art installations that are not available for purchase

2) The couches are designed in collaboration with people who are the identity of the flag

3) The bi-flag couch specifically was designed by a bi man. The quote is from a poem he wrote when he was young, the full line being “It’s okay to love boys or girls, but when you change or to and, nobody believes you”. He preforms the poem and the hands represent audience response, especially from other bi people who shared their experiences with him after shows.

Here be the source: [X]

[sharkgirl-sydney]

Ok the explanations for these make it so much better

[everthesame]

Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i’ve read all month

[naznomad]

this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life

[hedwig-dordt]

You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex.

[shredsandpatches]

DO A BARREL ROLL

[jottingprosaist]

#in all my years of reading fic i have never encountered a sentence this terrible #did he just say that his dick smacked EVERY MUSCLE in her body except you know her vagina? #like I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CHEEK I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE SHOULDER I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CALF #what is your dick doing?? #how do you think sex works morrissey??

Forget what his dick is doing, what are her breasts doing? How do a pair of fat sacks attached to a ribcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a man’s mouth and then his wanger immediately after? Sir, why is your mouth so dong-adjacent? Is your weiner detachable, is that it? Do you have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet schlong-to-titty-roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat your banana all over her body in the world’s most failed attempt at erotic massage??? HOW DO YOU THINK SEX WORKS???

[mugsandpugs-deactivated20160917]

… guys

….. Are the sex scenes in My Immortal better than this? “HE PUT HIS THINGY IN MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT AND WE HAD SEX.”

… I mean. Comparatively…

[aphroditeinthetomb]

Like, in My Immortal, it’s at least implied he knows where he’s supposed to put it. It’s very simplistic, Ikea-style sex (insert tab A into slot B) but that’s better than this vague, useless composition of random, nonsensical placement and movement of body parts. So yes, the sex in My Immortal is, in this sense, better.

[peccaviofthesparrow]

@master-of-strings

[teashoesandhair]

OK so I’m sure people are aware of this, but just in case you’re not: there is an annual ‘award’ given every year by the Literary Review for bad sex scenes in fiction. The above entry (sorry) by Morrissey won this illustrious award in 2015 (and yes, he threw a massive tantrum about it, because he’s Morrissey):

The best part of this is that the 2016 nominations were just announced, and OH BOY, there are some absolute crackers this year:

And in case anyone is interested, these are some of the entries that Morrissey beat to the top prize last year:

I agree. We are spoilt by fanfiction. 

[saanphoenix-deactivated20260411]

I don’t know who to laugh at more, the guy having an existential crisis before getting a blowjob or the one going, “Mmm. Papaya. Much more arousing than this nonsense.”

I will never fear about my porn again.

[anthonytheshuhite]

GO BACK TO SONGWRITING MORRISSEY

[arcticlucie]

If I ever write anything this atrocious, please, someone, anyone, smack me upside the head.

[disteal]

Come, sonny boy

[frootloopstruggle-deactivated20]

@sephet everything in this post is gold.

[seeminglyseph]

On days when I look at my writing and worry I have failed… I have not failed as hard as these people. jfc

[gehayi]

If you’re wondering who won for 2020, the answer is nobody.

Bad sex award cancelled as public exposed to ‘too many bad things in 2020′

[imnotrevealingmyname]

Oh my god

[illegalcerebral]

“It went on. It was very good.”

[tf2mobilegame]

not to get political but im begging you guys to stop coming to hawaii. in maui theyre asking to put a 'pause' on flights bc we literally do not have enough room or staff to service you. the roads are so full that its causing a major backup when ppl need to get to work.

on top of this, i heard that by September? theyre expecting to get rid of the mask rule (if 70% of ppl are vaccinated/all goes well) but ill be honest w/ you, i know many locals arent getting the vaccine and i know plenty of tourist arent gonna take the necessary precautions.

[oh-okay-kay]

homeless hawaiians aren’t even allowed to sit or lay on sidewalks to keep up the “paradise” image for tourists

[djmayday]

btw im not gonna be active here as much im gonna be focusing on my twitter and artifhgt lol

[saltypepperspice]

Party Rock is in the house tonight