SWAVY HIPPIE

Insta:swavy.hippie , lgbt 👌

[memewhore]

[jxhn-mulaney]

[nyctaeus]

goingtopshelf:

punchbuggydragon:

breelandwalker:

irontargaryen:

*cracks neck* my time has come

Okay, first? Pay off all your debts. Take out a small loan and pay it off right away.

Buy several hundred vacant houses. Schedule repairs for said houses with reputable contractors and make sizable down payments in advance. Get everything in writing and hang onto those deeds.

Buy a large open parcel of land that is being auctioned for development. And when I say large, I mean LARGE.

Sink millions into paying off people’s Kickstarters / college loans / medical bills / mortgages, and give generously charity organizations. That alone will carry off a lot of money.

Once you’ve got things down to a reasonable level, say $1m, buy yourself a house, furnishings, appliances, and a dependable car. Pay everything off so that you own it free and clear. Purchase about $200k worth of something easy to liquidate (i.e. gold, gems, bonds, stocks). Put the rest onto prepaid credit cards and wait for Monday to roll around.

NOW THE FUN BEGINS.

You now have commendable credit and a shining public reputation.

Fix up and flip those houses, sell them for fair market value or below to families who need them, or create non-profit homeless shelters. (After all, it’s not like you need to “make” money, this is all running on the proceeds from the property sales.)

Sell the parcel of land to developers, or donate it to public works as a park or open space. Have them name it after you.

Retire to your fully furnished home. Liquidate your extra assets, or leave them to appreciate in value for a later date. Make Christmas epic with those gift cards. Keep the extra money in the bank and keep your day job.

And don’t worry about taxes when return time rolls around, because you’ll be able to write off several millions’ worth of charitable donations.

Basically this

This is someone who paid attention in finance class. 

[themadcapmathematician]

Kids with bad parents are more likely to be shaped by cartoons characters they idolized growing up than their bad parents, pass it on 

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[agalaxydrifter]

I accidentally watched this ten times.

[fats]

i’m crying

[purrrfectlygay]

It is so much better with sound. 

[paul-simons-muse-deactivated202]

pep pep pep pep pep pep pep BOOMF

[firefilledskies]

I’m sobbing

[tapthepad]

Decks and Drum machines

[bellaxiao]

[demisatyr]

come thruuuuuuu

[chasingthathigh]

When you see someone flirting under bae’s pictures

[sabr0sa]

This😂😂😂😂

[soulquaticvibrancy]

MAKE THIS GO VIRAL LIKE WHY YOU LYIN

[tobamory]

@archduchessofpetty

[cindymayweather-deactivated2019]

“I just want you to know that you don’t have to be perfect. Perfection is often the enemy of greatness. You are enough no matter where you come from.” (x)

[kweenlaqueefa]

I cried like a bitch watching this

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[weavemama]

she should have been rewarded.

[nah---nigga-deactivated20180917]

Y'all got sources?

[weavemama]

yeah so more information about this woman who leaked important information pertaining russia’s involvement in the election: 

Her name is “Reality Leigh Winner” and she was a NSA Contractor. She passed a top secret NSA document to a news source (an article from The Intercept) that contains information about a Russian cyber-attack with one voting machine DAYS before the 2016 presidential election. This is considered the most detailed piece of proof regarding Russia’s interference with the elections to date. 

Here’s how the NSA document described how the Russians did the hacking: 

“As described by the classified NSA report, the Russian plan was simple: pose as an e-voting vendor and trick local government employees into opening Microsoft Word documents invisibly tainted with potent malware that could give hackers full control over the infected computers.

But in order to dupe the local officials, the hackers needed access to an election software vendor’s internal systems to put together a convincing disguise. So on August 24, 2016, the Russian hackers sent spoofed emails purporting to be from Google to employees of an unnamed U.S. election software company, according to the NSA report. Although the document does not directly identify the company in question, it contains references to a product made by VR Systems, a Florida-based vendor of electronic voting services and equipment whose products are used in eight states.

The spear-phishing email contained a link directing the employees to a malicious, faux-Google website that would request their login credentials and then hand them over to the hackers. The NSA identified seven “potential victims” at the company. While malicious emails targeting three of the potential victims were rejected by an email server, at least one of the employee accounts was likely compromised, the agency concluded. The NSA notes in its report that it is “unknown whether the aforementioned spear-phishing deployment successfully compromised all the intended victims, and what potential data from the victim could have been exfiltrated.”

[memor-somnis-deactivated2022031]

So instead of having Trump and his entire party removed, they gon throw home girl in jail and try to act like none of this happened.

[pkpaulshow]

[youknomeh]

Its 1:20 in the morning.

I should be in bed

but i cant stop fucking laughing at this

[ruinedchildhood]

[unregardless]

being rich would be so much fun, like aside from the obvious stuff, can you imagine going to a restaurant and being able to give your waiter/waitress a $500 tip for like a $40 meal? you could make people’s months without even trying

[insidiousmoonandry]

If only actual rich people thought this way instead of trying to pass shitty ass laws to fuck it up for everyone else

[pure]

21st Century Renaissance Piece Visual Installation, Performance Art, 2017 (dir. Rob Stone)

[denyingbythespicegirls-deactiva]

young joe biden looks so wholesome…i would be his lover from the other side of the tracks…he picks me up at 1 am and we have good missionary sex in his pick up truck…he tells me about his football dreams and i, well i listen

[dostoiivskii]

[thunderpibb]

i wish this website was normal

[gecsplaining]

I ghost wrote this

[szaforthesoul]

BTS SZA Love Galore ft. Travis Scott [4]