[sweetcountry-deactivated2021013]

[paintedcowboy]

I was born 150 years too late.

[pinkrabbitfootdiary]

[kasaron]

There's few things more essentially American than having an almost homicidal disdain for all members of government.

[cerebralzero]

This is why true American patriotism (not that flag waving hold my beer bs) is unique from other countries forms of patriotism.

[liz-cat-meow-deactivated2020011]

me , seeing anything : It’s A Sign 

[theweirdwideweb]

[catchymemes]

[kylostantrums]

[lesbianblackphillip]

drinking a monster energy drink undoes your baptism

[everythingfox]

“This cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent”

(Source)

[joshanddrake]

[thebootydiaries]

Pre-nap me: gosh I’m just a lil bit sleepy I could use me a lil nappy nap

Post-nap me: why…. Why do I exist in this world…. How do I know what is real… What is the truth…. I’m so thirsty

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

folks, I’m just gonna say it. I don’t think it rains for long enough periods of time. it rains hard, it sounds good, I’m comfortable inside, but within 5 minutes the jig is up. the dream is over. I think it should rain for longer periods of time than it presently does

[silverjirachi]

a frog made this post

[valtsv]

fucked up that we don't make belts with loops for holding blades or pouches for storing coins and bunches of dried herbs anymore

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[skinoutqueen]

Nobody:

Rude ass person who thinks being mean is a personality trait: sorry sweetheart I’m just really blunt 😘

[whelvenwings]

“You should watch this show!” “Cool I’ll add it to my list”

I put too much work into this anyway tag yourselves I’m chaotic good

[books-read-in-nooks]

Me: “Yeah I read all the time! I’m always reading a book-”

My books sitting unread on my bookshelf: