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#this is really tame I just thought it was funny #was in the middle of freaking out over that jacket #and I had to stop and go back and read that #whenever he decides to dress up this guy has peak fashion sende honestly #i want that jacket so badly it’s SO cool #slimecicle #charlie slimecicle

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You put Grace in unserious shirts may I suggest one of my own?

He would wear this

#shirts to wear while abusing your government budget #previous tags >#phm #project hail mary #ryland grace #carl phm

Photo I forgot I took at the end of May when the power went out

#I remember taking it because I complained our power was gone for a while #and my friend asked what I was doing at the moment or something #it’s not a lot but I like it #danny gonzalez

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@sexy-people-contests-2 look at what you’ve done, you’ve confused the poor hellsite

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I’m so proud

#fuckin crying everything is wrong #whatever algorithm runs this dumpster fire said fuck it and threw in a little of everything

what's really killing me right now is that PHM is no longer trending but Eva Stratt is

#*chanting* GO GO GO GO #I love her so much I need to draw her #project hail mary #phm #ryland grace #Eva stratt

I haven’t seen Obsession but this Pinterest comment section destroyed me

#obsession #obsession movie #obsession 2026 #curry barker #bear bailey

ilynpilled

i like when fiction treats love as a more complicated force and not something that is inherently pure or redemptive. portray it as flawed and complex as any other human impulse. give me love as prejudice, love as possessive stasis, love as addiction, love as blindness, etc.

#this is kind of #doki doki literature club

Drawings I did of Simon I did over a month ago when I was trying to come up with my own Iron Lung themed dress idea

Edit: Thank you @refinedlobotomy for the help with Krita! I threw it through Ibispaint so I could fix some of the parts that didn't get colored and put a background color on it :)

#I wish I remembered he was missing an arm I truly did not know what to do with his left hand in both drawings it's visible #was going to make a halo around his ponytail but it wasn't that interesting so I left it out #I had a colored version on Krita but I don't know how to download images from there and it's not that good anyway so I'm leaving it out #I like to imagine my art has already improved since doing this because I already see some changes #iron lung #iron lung movie #iron lung 2026 #simon iron lung #simon the convict #edit: no one say anything about the green eyes I went on autopilot when coloring and thought “what color contrasts red”#I didn't think that hard about it #made his hair way too light because I wanted contrast against the line art too FUCK #this was my first time using Krita but I'll probably wait until I get a better laptop before trying again it was SO jank on this one #computer was about to explode the whole time

ruustrr

rocky went down to georgia

and timelapse too, why not 😏

Simon practice !!!

#i like drawing him it’s fun #there’s technically bloodymary stuff involved #like the shirt and the swap AU Simon #but I’m not tagging it because it’s not very prominent #I want to focus on Simon on his own I love this movie #also DAMN his cheek teeth are hard to draw #iron lung #iron lung movie #iron lung 2026 #simon the convict #simon iron lung #just blood

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VOTE FOR SIMON 2026

You might think Simon can't qualify as a tumblr sexyman because he's attractive, BUT there's more to his character than just his looks:

Simon 'The Butcher' is a murderer with a body count of +60 people.

Traumatized to hell and back, haunted by his past.

Raised by what's essentially a death cult to be a child soldier.

The most sopping wet cat of a man to ever live. Literally. He's completely drenched in blood.

Personality of a kicked dog: Quick to anger, but apologizes profusely SO many times for hurting other people, HE EVEN APOLOGIZES TO A PANEL BOARD FOR PUNCHING IT

Haunted by mind shattering horrors.

Disfigured and turned into a monster by said horrors.

Not just this, but think about the win this would be for an indie project

Think about the traction this would give Iron Lung

Think about letting this newcomer have his time to shine

And if not for anything else, think about how funny it would be for Mark "I see everything" Iplier to find out he won the 2026 tumblr sexyman contest as Simon

@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

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Oh fuck do you think he’d actually see it

djvance

YEAHHHH THAT'S MY BOY

#and remember if you vote be POLITE and RESPECTFUL in the COMMENTS #I wanna see some NEW WINNING FACES #I love you Gomez but let's see some new little guys #also EVERYONE CALM DOWN ON BLOODYMARY #LIKE I THINK IT WOULD BE FUNNY TOO BUT GENUINELY #WE GOTTA FOCUS ON HOW GOOD THESE CHARACTERS ARE IN THEIR OWN RIGHT #MY BEATEN DOWN DOG OF A PERSON THAT REFUSES TO GIVE UP THATS MY GUY #I really like Iron Lung if you guys couldn't tell #iron lung #iron lung movie #iron lung 2026 #markiplier #simon iron lung #simon the convict #simon the butcher

I love gracerocky as a polycule with Adrian because not only would Rocky never even think of cheating on Adrian but you KNOW he was going back to Erid like "I can't wait to bring my wife the coolest third"

#no one take this seriously by the way #Grace wouldn't want to get between them either but he would LOVE being the experiment #Grace as a willing gift for Adrian is so funny I've seen people describing their dynamic as the cool science project Rocky brought her #I don't know if eridians are a monogamous species but I bet anything he was like “hell yeah Adrian's gonna love this”#project hail mary #project hail mary movie #ryland grace #rocky the eridian #rocky project hail mary #rocky phm #adrian the eridian #adrian phm #adrian project hail mary #grace rocky save stars #gracerocky #gracerockyadrian

https://www.tumblr.com/smol-ghosts/819172204747145216/theyre-stupid-your-honor "the toucher" comic if you still wanted it!!

aaa thank you! I might have to add it to the original post I don't know the logistics for this situation

(rereading and yeah it's literally word for word there's no way 🥀)

#bloodymary #other's art

moviefucker

i fucking LOVE BLOODYMARY!!!!!!!

#I don't talk about it enough but this edit goes hard as fuck #song actually makes the Iron Lung scenes hopeful #like yeah this guy's irradiated to literal hell and back but he's gonna find his autistic space husband soon trust #and dammit him and his rock best friend are about to save the stars #previous tags >#edit #iron lung #project hail mary #markiplier #ryan gosling #iron lung movie #simon iron lung #ryland grace #bloodstar #bloodymary #ryland grace x simon

sokodraws

fine, you want the butcher? come on

#genuinely might be my favorite Iron Lung fanart of all time I'm not playing #it's so good #the red lighting and glowing eyes is the greatest thing ever #I came home from that movie in February and freaked out with my friend over it #previous tags >#digital art #fanart #markiplier #portrait #mark art #markiplier fanart #iron lung #iron lung fanart #iron lung movie

https://www.tumblr.com/smol-ghosts/819172204747145216/theyre-stupid-your-honor

(someone made the toucher one as a comic and I didn't realize I accidentally just made the same joke until after I did it so here's a link to their post because I thought it was good, thank you @disabledbones for finding it :3)

#project hail mary #phm #ryland grace #carl phm #carl project hail mary #Eva stratt #rocky the eridian #rocky project hail mary #rocky phm #rocky and grace #grace rocky save stars #someone made a comic that's basically “the toucher” one bar for bar #I thought it was coincidental and then it occurred to be they probably just got it directly from there #so it's not that original but theirs was better and I can't find it for the life of me #< leaving the old tags for context I don't feel like taking them out

This was from a few days ago but the top comments on Mark’s “I got sick in my birthday” video fucked me up

#literally just “immune system of a celery stick was the first comment you could see #funniest shit ever #markiplier #happy belated birthday I guess

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