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@dkbongos
purity politics
(reposting this because tumblr deleted my blog funny enough for nsfw)
Someone sent me anon hate then reported every single one of my posts because of this post
Official graveyard post
got cornflakes for fried chicken & the back of the box has its own recipe. easy as pie. "rinse chicken tenders with cold water and coat with crushed kelloggs corn flakes cereal." and then cook. no binding agent. no seasoning. nothing but a pile of flavorless chicken with a side of the extra-dried-out cornflakes that fell off it. serve warm with your favorite dipping sauce. doesnt even say serve hot. Serve Warm. wouldnt wanna get too wild with it. truly this is the spirit of cornflakes
You gain access to a button that would allow you to permanently alter your height to whatever you desire, but it will only work once. Are you...
... making yourself taller or shorter?
taller
shorter
neither. I am satisfied with my height.
I will look at the results.
oyster
I've never read Homestuck but there's a type of media that I call "a Homestuck" and I think it's a useful categorization. The main criteria are:
long enough that the time investment is a serious barrier to entry
irrevocably changes your personality
brings something genuinely unique to the table. there is no real substitute for reading/playing/watching it in its entirety
Fate/Stay Night is a Homestuck. Worm is a Homestuck. When They Cry is a Homestuck.
Undertale has cultural impact similar to a Homestuck at first glance, but the fact that it's a pretty short and accessible game means that you don't get the particular mix of sunk cost fallacy and an intimate experience with a piece of media that results in you needing to connect with others who have already put in the time investment. You can buy your friends Undertale and expect them to play it if they're not too busy; telling a friend to read Homestuck is giving them a quest that, if accepted, will spark an odyssey. to read someone's Homestuck is an act of love without true equivalent.
With this definition "The Sequences" by Eliezer Yudkowsky for the 'rationalist' community of LessWrong, an incredibly long and rather dry series of blog posts sort-of on the topics of reason and technology, would be considered a homestuck, and I feel like just saying that is going to get me killed. It's only rational. Effectively altruistic in a sense.
I doubt I'm the first to do this but I'm too lazy to go through all the tags and check. IMO the "Hardline Traditionalist" column also inarguably includes Achewood
this is terrifying, thank you
you have to fight with your pfp are you winning?
yes
no
nobody wins
dead before the battle even starts
barely
I AINT BEATING A KID/AN ANIMAL! >:(
that's a plain color/background bruh
results
this lesbian visibility week, allow me remind you that it is normal and okay to lust after women. it is okay to want women in a sexual way. wanting to have sex with women as a woman/non-binary person is not inherently shameful or dirty or perverse. as long as you’re not treating women as one-dimensional beings that exist solely to provide you with sex, there is nothing wrong with wanting to sleep with them. wanting to engage in sexual acts with women is not inherently objectifying nor is it wrong. you have no reason to feel ashamed for your sexual desires and anyone that tries to make you feel like you should be deserves a swift kick in the knees
>ask for magic shell on my ice cream
>its dark magic shell
>ice cream turns to ash on my tongue
vader every time he came across 3po and r2 during the war probably
doodle of my fursona hehe
never gonna water down my blackness, my ass will take space and be loud asf
btw,,,niggas can be bunnies too
(sigh, here's the reblog pass for non blacks who are scared to engage with black art lololololol)
A whole lot of military films will be coming out soon. You'll see older ones showing up on streaming service and new ones soon to follow. Sure, a few are, in fact, very good movies. But here's the caution:
Any film featuring the US military is paid for by the US military. They have the final word on what comes out. These films are recruitment tools. Same applies to TV shows, and doubtless many will soon be showing up.
Do not be fooled by these films and shows. They are designed to bring in new recruits. When these are released, there is a surge in new people enlisting in the military. These recruits swiftly discover they were fed bullshit, but now they're stuck due to a contract. Going AWOL, away without leave, is desertion. You will be caught and put on trial for desertion, and they are not light with the sentencing.
Please, for the love of fuck, do not enlist with the military. You are cannon fodder. They do not care about you.
Recruiters are told to lie. To do whatever it fucking takes to enlist new people. Do not fucking fall for it.
These films and shows are recruitment tools paid for by the military. It's why they're so big, glamorous, and quickly made. Enjoy what you see, but don't sign up. It's a fucking lie.
if you have signed up, you have a year to quit due to "failure to adapt" with minimal consequences to you ("it's not you it's me")
if you want to quit, no matter how long you've been in, these folks may be able to help you https://girightshotline.org/
Are you in the military or thinking about joining? Are you unsure of where to get reliable answers? Call the GI Rights Hotline at 1-877-447-
there are many things tumblr as a whole has to learn but one of them is “someone can reblog a post without them endorsing every action the op has ever taken, we are not beholden to do background checks on the producers of every shitpost on the internet”
USA patriotism must hit so good when you're stupid
goretones
You know that weird phase where you are not asleep yet but your mind starts doing whatever and you can't really control it? Yeah.
I'M????????????