I am DK Rex

Love me or hate me. I really don't give a fuck. But I love you, fucker.

[teardropsandcigarettes]

[dkrex]

Haha haha sadly true

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks what’s for dinner

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

When it’s pussy for dinner yet again and you aint had a cooked meal in months

[kingrudegyalchina]

LMAOOO

[naomiminx13-blog]

When the lady next door cooks actual food.

[jst4kicks]

LMAOOOOO it got better

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

[ovoxdreamville]

Ya gotta stop 😂😂😂😂

[mvddsociety]

And She serve dessert

Originally posted by champagneovo

[realityislife-deactivated201710]

Yesssss

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

It just keeps getting better 😂

[jamaicanamazon]

💀💀💀💀

[chocolatemain]

But her man found out about you “coming over for dinner”

Originally posted by eightyproblems96

[jozifiv]

Wait this made me laugh

[igotthemusic]

Nooooooooooooo :(((( #crying

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Oh god 😂😂😂

[introvincent-deactivated2019041]

Originally posted by cratermania

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

why does this post keep getting better and better lmao

[mindoflarks]

^^^ really tho lol

[cosmic-noir]

When her and her bestie fake an alibi and he believes it

Originally posted by toxzen

[tinypusa]

when you just got done killing yo husband and the side bitch next door cus they thought they was slick 

[kingrudegyalchina]

Omg

[simonehaley]

When you dont go to jail for a crime everyone knows you committed, still gettin dicked down and you still aint cookin for nobody

[opsimath-deactivated20200208]

Now i can reblog it

[fuckwahtyuthink]

LMAOO

[neverbeensimpleminded]

Even better …. Keep adding on

[sipnsyphe]

lmao omg

[dkrex]

#dead

[dkrex]

The best part of waking up.

[funnyordie]

via Waka Flocka Flame Runs For Speaker Of The House 

[dkrex]

I've gotta stay high all the time To keep you off my mind.

[fakenewsjunkie]

[agoodjake54-deactivated20150429]

[ruinedchildhood]

Jinkies

[brbjellyfishing]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[windywashere-deactivated2019022]

you broke my achy breaky heart

[jessehimself]

[catbountry]

Mangling other languages on t-shirts because they’re cool is one of the greatest cross-cultural phenomenons ever.

[boredpanda]

Creative Cakes That Are Too Cool To Eat

[quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks]

really pretty, but also could be called “Creative cakes that are 90% fondant and thus uneatable.”

[theycantalk]

Shark Rescue 

[did-you-know]

It’s the safest place for space agencies to let their old and defunct machines fall to Earth, including Russia’s Mir Space Station.

The majority of each craft is torn to pieces and incinerated upon reentry to the atmosphere. Only the biggest pieces remain.

The International Space Station will end up here someday as well.

Source

[dkrex]

6 years and I still mean every word. You are my best friend, forever and always sweetie! I can't imagine my life without you, and I hope I never have to. I love you Keys, don't ever forget!!! :) mynameiskeys

[dkrex]

You have always been my number one

That is something that will never change. You have been my best friend for almost half my life, and eventually it will be almost all my life. I love you and will always be here for you, I hope you never forget or stop believing that. Master Keys and Jared[diabolical]™ till the end!

[peepeeinmybumhole]

Petition to remove Spirit Halloween’s 'Caitlyn Jenner' costume from production.

Caitlyn Jenner’s life is not a joke.

boost the shit out of this. sign it and get this filth off the market so we can all move forward as a species.

[peepeeinmybumhole]

Less then 8,000 more signatures needed. PUSH THIS.