SOS from the Hoover Basement

Dana Scully, MD

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Do you and Mulder have matching tattoos? P.S. Don't say no.

Not-yes.-Scully, MD

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how is your platonic husband doing?

Who?-Scully, MD

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Do you blow dry your hair?

With a hair dryer.-Scully, MD

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Sir, can I call you Sir, Sir? Just feels right, Sir.

No.-Scully, MD

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you made me totally gay. what should i do to recover?

You’re welcome.

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Please adopt me

Probably not a good idea.-Scully, MD

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*blows a kiss across the earth (for the lesbians)*

Love, Scully

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Are the lesbians on this website all right?  I grow increasingly concerned at the screaming.

Love, Scully

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if u could pick one 90s fashion trend to carry over into 2016 what would it be

Lycra. Pantsuits.

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Scully, are you square ?

I would have to concede that I am more human-shaped.

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how do you feel about the name gillian

Kind of cute.

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Merry Christmas, all. Mass ran a little longer than expected. Started at 8... ended... just now. But, that's mass for you. Happy holidays. Love, D. K. Scully

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scully how do you feel about "don't fight hate with hate"?

I hate it.-Scully MD

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Heard that Mulder gave you a dildo as Xmas gift in 1999. Did you love it?

He loved my gift to him more.-Scully, MD

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Are you a natural redhead?

Unlike SOME people...-Scully, MD

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Scully, what do you think of the straights ?

Tiring.-Scully, MD

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What is your medical advice on me trying to get candy canes out of my asshole?

You should really do something about that.-Scully MD