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great graphic, very helpful for selecting apples in regard to baking, but one amendment should be considered:
a red delicious isn’t an apple it’s a wet clump of bitter sand
It’s wallpaper in apple shape and filled with old glue.
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Merorty pushed his bowl into the chapel as he and another Morty returned from running errands. "...but I don't understand. If those Morty's were interested in learning about Rickligion, then why don't they come here themselves?" The other morty shrugged and left to join the other morty's for chores while merorty made his way back to the fountain.
Father Rick was making his rounds and he saw Merory cleared his throat. “Merorty, I need to have a word with you before you start your chores.”
“No, the one True Morty killed his own Rick, and tries to lure other Mortys to disobey their Ricks, to run away from them ,and in some cases, harm their own Ricks!” he said with fiery passion.
“But why would he do that? Rickligion says that mortys are to follow and support their ricks. Why would one not do that,” he asked.
Father Rick shook his head. “I do not know, we must take pity on those who would follow such teachings” he said and then held up a finger. “But we must never force our ways on those who are not ready…we cannot change the heart of a lost Morty…they must come to the truth and we must open our arms to them”
“I understand father, I will help these lost morty’s as best i can to see the truth in Rickligion,” he said smiling. “since I lost my rick and can’t support him, I’ll do everything i can to make you proud father, and try and be the best morty i can be! I want to spread Rickligion to every morty so they may know too their duties and what a good rick/morty relationship should be.”
Merorty pushed his bowl into the chapel as he and another Morty returned from running errands. "...but I don't understand. If those Morty's were interested in learning about Rickligion, then why don't they come here themselves?" The other morty shrugged and left to join the other morty's for chores while merorty made his way back to the fountain.
Father Rick was making his rounds and he saw Merory cleared his throat. “Merorty, I need to have a word with you before you start your chores.”
Father Rick had to frown hearing this, so it was true, he was being teased and he grimaced a moment and then sighed a bit….Perhaps ignorance in his case was bliss and he then smiled. “That isn’t important…what is….is allowing you to have a chance to play on equal ground with the others, I am quite certain you could swim circles around them in pool” he said with a smile then reached and ruffled his hair a bit, though in the back of his mind he was going to keep a closer eye on this one and make sure the other Mortys were not hurting him.
“If you so Father,” he said, glad for the attention. it was something he wouldn’t have had without his rick, or father rick. “if i may, i do have another question father. While another morty and i were out running errands, a morty in dark cloths, without a rick nearby, came and asked up about the rickligion. before he left, he said to watch for the one true morty. what was he talking about?”
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a giant fishbowl is wheeled in, a half fish, half morty at the surface of the water using a pole to push himself along. "excuse me, but i've lost my rick. i heard this is where mortys go to get found?"
Father Rick watched the Morty enter and nodded his head. “This is not exactly a lost and found….but this is a safe place for Mortys, and if your Rick is looking for you, he should be directed to look here by the council at some point.
“I am not certain we have access to the sea greens, it may be something that will be reserved more as a treat” he then listened to the Morty speak and he gave him a look of compassion. “Because your Rick….was doing what every Rick should do….he was protecting his Morty….he was sacrificing his life for you…it is the highest form of love a Rick can show his Morty….Your Rick exemplifies the true heart of the Holy Rick”
He was quiet for several moments. “Thank you, father Rick. I think i am going to like learning this religion,” he said. “I just wish i was more mobil, i could help more.”
Father Rick smiled and he patted his hand on the top of the Mortys head. “I am certain you will, it is the way things are meant to be” he then tilted his head. “We will work on finding a way to help with that….just give us some time…we strive to accommodate Mortys of all species.
He nodded and got lower into the fountains water. He didn’t know what to do now, but wouldn’t keep the father from his duties. He could scrub the algae and such from the statues base. But what to do with his mobil bowl? It would be in the way out here, but he’d be stranded if it moved. He’d have to ask one more question. “Sir, what am i to do with this,” he asked, patting the bowl
Father Rick looked at the bowl and he nodded. “You can keep it here…I dont want you to feel isolated, Meanwhile if you could start cleaning the scum at the base of the stature, and collect the coins that are tossed and set them aside for us to give to the poor, that would be a great help, I will check on you in a bit and bring you something to eat” he said with a nod.
"Yes father Rick," Merorty said and moved to start gathering the coins. Though the water wasnt deep, he moved comfortably. He seemed to be happy, being busy. Gently, he hummed as he worked.
a giant fishbowl is wheeled in, a half fish, half morty at the surface of the water using a pole to push himself along. "excuse me, but i've lost my rick. i heard this is where mortys go to get found?"
Father Rick watched the Morty enter and nodded his head. “This is not exactly a lost and found….but this is a safe place for Mortys, and if your Rick is looking for you, he should be directed to look here by the council at some point.
“I am not certain we have access to the sea greens, it may be something that will be reserved more as a treat” he then listened to the Morty speak and he gave him a look of compassion. “Because your Rick….was doing what every Rick should do….he was protecting his Morty….he was sacrificing his life for you…it is the highest form of love a Rick can show his Morty….Your Rick exemplifies the true heart of the Holy Rick”
He was quiet for several moments. “Thank you, father Rick. I think i am going to like learning this religion,” he said. “I just wish i was more mobil, i could help more.”
Father Rick smiled and he patted his hand on the top of the Mortys head. “I am certain you will, it is the way things are meant to be” he then tilted his head. “We will work on finding a way to help with that….just give us some time…we strive to accommodate Mortys of all species.
He nodded and got lower into the fountains water. He didn't know what to do now, but wouldn't keep the father from his duties. He could scrub the algae and such from the statues base. But what to do with his mobil bowl? It would be in the way out here, but he'd be stranded if it moved. He'd have to ask one more question. "Sir, what am i to do with this," he asked, patting the bowl
a giant fishbowl is wheeled in, a half fish, half morty at the surface of the water using a pole to push himself along. "excuse me, but i've lost my rick. i heard this is where mortys go to get found?"
Father Rick watched the Morty enter and nodded his head. “This is not exactly a lost and found….but this is a safe place for Mortys, and if your Rick is looking for you, he should be directed to look here by the council at some point.
“I am not certain we have access to the sea greens, it may be something that will be reserved more as a treat” he then listened to the Morty speak and he gave him a look of compassion. “Because your Rick….was doing what every Rick should do….he was protecting his Morty….he was sacrificing his life for you…it is the highest form of love a Rick can show his Morty….Your Rick exemplifies the true heart of the Holy Rick”
He was quiet for several moments. "Thank you, father Rick. I think i am going to like learning this religion," he said. "I just wish i was more mobil, i could help more."
a giant fishbowl is wheeled in, a half fish, half morty at the surface of the water using a pole to push himself along. "excuse me, but i've lost my rick. i heard this is where mortys go to get found?"
Father Rick watched the Morty enter and nodded his head. “This is not exactly a lost and found….but this is a safe place for Mortys, and if your Rick is looking for you, he should be directed to look here by the council at some point.
Father Rick lead the Morty out of the chapel and to an to a courtyard where there was a garden to the right and a large stone fountain in the center with a large statue of the Holy Rick in the center, water cascading down. “Here we are….this should hopefully accommodate your needs, also if you will let me know what your diet requires I can make certain you are given food that will suit you best”
“Mostly fish. Some sea greens, and root vegetables,” he said pushing himself up tp sit on the edge of his bowl. He was staring up at the holy rick, sadness in his eyes.
“Alright, not sure about the sea greens, but I can make sure you are fed some fish and potatoes” he said and watched the Morty on the edge of the bowl now. “Do you need some help getting into the fountain?” he asked.
"Sea greens, uh like sea weed, and sea grass," he offered. He shook his head before swinging his tail over the bowl edge and sliding down to the edge of the fountain whete he sat and put his tail in the water. "May I ask you a question? W-why did rick push me closer? He would have been able to save himself if he hadn't. So why would he help me instead?"
a giant fishbowl is wheeled in, a half fish, half morty at the surface of the water using a pole to push himself along. "excuse me, but i've lost my rick. i heard this is where mortys go to get found?"
Father Rick watched the Morty enter and nodded his head. “This is not exactly a lost and found….but this is a safe place for Mortys, and if your Rick is looking for you, he should be directed to look here by the council at some point.
Father Rick lead the Morty out of the chapel and to an to a courtyard where there was a garden to the right and a large stone fountain in the center with a large statue of the Holy Rick in the center, water cascading down. “Here we are….this should hopefully accommodate your needs, also if you will let me know what your diet requires I can make certain you are given food that will suit you best”
"Mostly fish. Some sea greens, and root vegetables," he said pushing himself up tp sit on the edge of his bowl. He was staring up at the holy rick, sadness in his eyes.
a giant fishbowl is wheeled in, a half fish, half morty at the surface of the water using a pole to push himself along. "excuse me, but i've lost my rick. i heard this is where mortys go to get found?"
Father Rick watched the Morty enter and nodded his head. “This is not exactly a lost and found….but this is a safe place for Mortys, and if your Rick is looking for you, he should be directed to look here by the council at some point.
“Well we don’t have a pool, but there is a fountain out back that should be deep enough for you, and that would be helpful to us here as well” he said with a nod. “There are a few aquatic Ricks that might be interested in taking you in, but that will certainly take some time.”
“I’ll help where ever i can. If it helps, the people of my dimension are all really good singers,” he offered, eager to please.
This made Father Rick smile a bit. “Well then I am sure you will have a place on our Morty choir as well” he said and then turned around. “This way and I can show you to the fountain”
Merorty grabbed tje pole that was dangling from a loop attaches to his bowl. The rubber foot at the bottom made it easier to push more than a simple stick would have. He maneuvered up the pews, noticing the other mortys who were doing chores. A look on his face snowed he definetly had questions, but didn't want to bother the father since he was being so nice.
a giant fishbowl is wheeled in, a half fish, half morty at the surface of the water using a pole to push himself along. "excuse me, but i've lost my rick. i heard this is where mortys go to get found?"
Father Rick watched the Morty enter and nodded his head. “This is not exactly a lost and found….but this is a safe place for Mortys, and if your Rick is looking for you, he should be directed to look here by the council at some point.
“Well we don’t have a pool, but there is a fountain out back that should be deep enough for you, and that would be helpful to us here as well” he said with a nod. “There are a few aquatic Ricks that might be interested in taking you in, but that will certainly take some time.”
"I'll help where ever i can. If it helps, the people of my dimension are all really good singers," he offered, eager to please.
a giant fishbowl is wheeled in, a half fish, half morty at the surface of the water using a pole to push himself along. "excuse me, but i've lost my rick. i heard this is where mortys go to get found?"
Father Rick watched the Morty enter and nodded his head. “This is not exactly a lost and found….but this is a safe place for Mortys, and if your Rick is looking for you, he should be directed to look here by the council at some point.
“M-my rick wont be searching for me. He dried up before we could get to water. I tried to help him, but he pushed me ahead instead of himself,” merorty said. He was starting to tear up. “I should have helped him more. But the sun was so hot. And there was so much sand. And the portal gun landed too far after…”
He sunk back under the surface of the water in his mobil fish bowl. With him now being under water, it was hard to see the tears, or hear his mumbling. He had been provided the fish bowl on wheels and sent off since he was more or less useless to most ricks.
Rick listend and he felt his heart ache just a little to hear this sad tale and he stepped forward. “I am so sorry to hear of your tragedy, you have indeed come to the right place, we are here to help displaced Mortys such as yourself. Do you have a way to get news to your Beth?”
Merorty rubbed his eyes before moving back to the surface of the water, half his body out of the life saving liquid. The bowl was just big enough for him to curl up in and be submerged completely, but small enough that when ‘standing’, only his lower half woulf be in it. “Beth? Oh, oh you mean the layer. I was one of 373 eggs layer Beth had, one of 126 that hatched, and one of 13 that grew past guppy stages. I could send a message, but with layer beth being one of few females who are fertile, she has so many children that my loss is not important. Seeder Jerry, who was father to me and my siblings, is who i would report to. He keeps his younglings until we are grown enough to enter society and become workers, seeders, or soldiers,” he said. “Our society works much like your ant colonies, at least that’s what rick said.”
Father Rick listend carefully, he honestly found it very interesting the lives and dimensions of other Ricks and Mortys, somehow he felt it all came together forming the essence of what a Rick and Morty truly were meant to be. Father Rick nodded his head and then finally he spoke. “It sounds as if you play a very important part of your society, I would suggest then contacting your……Jerry” he said the word as if it were choking him to say. “But until then you may stay here until you are given instruction….I am sorry to say we do not have ready accommodations for you, but we will do the best we can.
Merorty rolled his eyes. "Seeder Jerry is useless. He has a high fertility as a seeder. But he's inadequate for everything else. He's why only 13 of us grew past guppy when 126 hatched. And I've no real talents in our society. It's why my rick took me on adventures. But if i can stay, I'm good with keeping pools clean," he said.
