The Nerd without Glasses

Hey I'm Ben. I'm a huge nerd and love associating with other nerds. I'm a CS major. D&D, MTG, video games, and anime are big nerdy hobbies of mine and my life's goal is to be a game developer of some sort.

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[bentheechidna]

[toskarin]

in my sickly haze I somehow installed 2 tumblrs

[toskarin]

the tumblr brothers

[toskarin]

so interesting news but after using both for a bit, while they initially seemed the same, it has become clear that the right tumblr app takes place in a timeline where 9/11 did not happen

[spookymanners]

is it better there

[toskarin]

you might think so but you'll never believe what happened on 9/12

[hyrude]

ao3′s orphaning option is cool and a good idea but mostly very fucking funny. i posted this work for fun when i was younger and i still want people to be able to come back to it if they liked it, but now im an adult professional and i dont want it attached to my name. whats the word for that? umm, anonymously posting? no. i want something that indicates i murdered this story’s parents 

[kyraneko]

technically the story’s parents faked their own death and disappeared to go have an office job, and that’s even funnier

[vyeoh]

[doctormcrib]

We come to this place for magic.

We come to AMC theaters to suck, to fuck, because we need that. All of us.

That indescribable feeling when you bust a fat nut. Dazzling jizz on huge greased up tits. Cock I can feel.

Somehow, prolapse feels good in a place like this, and our pussies feel perfect and powerful.

Because here, they are.

[kuradex]

#383 Groudon

support me on kofi!

[evilwizard]

wake up people. big bad wolf breath can’t melt straw beams. the first little pig was an inside job

[omnybus]

Swine/11

[evilwizard]

no there were 3

[bentheechidna]

And on 9/11 there were 3 planes. The brick house pig is the plane that crashed into the field instead of hitting the pentagon.

[pariambod]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[lakemojave]

Happy Pride Month everyone! Remember 4 months ago when the CEO of this platform harassed and chased a trans woman off this website just for posting her transition timeline, then chased her to other social media platforms to continue harassing her, and threatened to call the FBI if she continued disputing the multiple dubious terminations of her blogs that did not violate tumblr's terms of service in any way? And despite tumblr staff insisting that the CEO was acting against their interests, the broad transmisogyny evident in the site's culture and moderation policy has still not been adequately addressed?

[lakemojave]

Remember that staff is continuing to nuke the blogs of trans women even after all of this. Remember this post when they call this site the queerest place on the internet again this month

[lakemojave]

It's 2 years later. It's gotten worse. Happy pride month.

[mevil]

[jenny-holzer]

[toskarin]

imagine seinfeld but if jerry had.... an inquisitive mind..

[toskarin]

I just meant if jerry wanted more information but I can see how you might have understood this as me proposing a bicurious seinfeld

[porcelain-siscon]

Not that there's anything wrong with that

[toskarin]

not that there's anything wrong with that

[quickduckcoloringpages]

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[leighlew3]

ALL. OF. THIS.

[otaku553]

I’m not super proud of how this turned out but after 11 hours I finally finished it!! One of these days I’ll get better at drawing environments and backgrounds

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here