the dungeons AND the dragons

DnD offical, all things DnD are now my children

[dnd-offical]

I'm DnD, you can consult me for all the information in both the player, and dungeon masters handbook, also Tasha's cauldron of everything (the monster manual is my specialty) or if you just need general DnD knowledge or a third party to determine if you and your dm reach an impasse.

My Dni list includes the following people: MAPs, MAGA supporters, Zoophiles, Proshippers, Nazi/Hitler supporters, TERFS, Any sort of Anti-lgbtqia+ supporters (I love my diverse playerbase), and the people who aren't open minded to new ideas.

This account is run by a super serious and basically dead blog

[satan-offical]

when I say I'm bisexual in the "I'm bisexual even though I have never felt any desire to be romantically involved with someone of any gender, and have never liked someone romantically or just in general have never had a crush on anyone" way what does that make me

[m-ozzy]

well do you want to be with someone romantically?

[satan-offical]

I mean it's not in my top ten of desires

[dnd-offical]

I cast "explore aromanticism" make a wisdom save

[dnd-offical]

I LIVE

(Terribly distracted all the time but I remembered I run this blog)

[grapefruit-offical]

Do you guys think catnip can work on me ?

[mrmagicpo]

@dnd-offical

[mrmagicpo]

wait catnip not cantrip fuck

@cat-offical

[dnd-offical]

I suppose mind sliver would work, just... painfully

[homosexuality-offical]

I’m still working on layer five of my campaign and it’s already over 30 pages

[dnd-offical]

How did this go btw?

[quietwingsinthesky]

on the d&d wiki trying to find elven words for different relationships and instead i find out they’ve got an elf word for transgender. woke elves.

[quietwingsinthesky]

i am learning so much

[quietwingsinthesky]

THERE ARE TWO WORDS FOR BEING TRANSGENDER IN ELVISH. WOKE ELVES.

[quietwingsinthesky]

why do you guys have citations for this specific word but no terms that siblings would use to refer to each other. what the fuck are they doing over there in d&d land.

[dnd-offical]

Looks like someone doesn't get it yet

[wyvern-offical]

So uh, hi?

I'm new to the officalverse and just want to see if this works out for me on my end to see if I'm funny and stuff. so yeah.

Bit about me: Name: Wyvern, Wy, Vern(I guess) Gender: She/her

Fav Food: POTATOS

Fandoms: Transformers, TADC, HTTYD, Pokemon, anything with creatures really 🥲

I have ADHD, so I may procrastinate on things or answer immediately

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @no-one-offical @supervillain-offical

[dnd-offical]

Try the fantasy side of the officalverse, we'll notice you more but talk to you less

[evil-spotify-offical]

Lets make cookies

flour

sugar

Butter

Egg

Baking powder

vanilla extract

Sprinkles

Voting ended onFeb 10

[dnd-offical]

A dark feeling of foreboding fills you, somehow you know that this has happened before... never trust them

[satan-offical]

Top text

Meme picture

Bottom text

[kaiandbunny]

Intro paragraph

Angry explanation to paragraph

Completely misses the actual point of original post

[satan-offical]

Joking comment about your mum

[silliest0llie]

intro statement defending the paragraph writer

a few slurs and insults for good measure

conclusion stating i’m unfollowing you

[satan-offical]

Sad face

[dnd-offical]

Strange (oddly horny) reblog with completely unrelated info from a misclick and from the wrong side-blog

[satan-offical]

I made a satan DND character sheet btw (feel free to use it if you want :p)

[dnd-offical]

Its hideous, I love it already

[dnd-offical]

I made a new cantrip

Its called Shut The Fuck Up and has no requirements whatsoever

Simply think the spell at someone and suddenly their voice cuts out and they are stunned that it happened that they stop talking for 1d20 turns

[queen-of-sapphics]

I'm bored reblog with random pictures

@small-bottle-of-expired-milk @zanderandtheexistentialcrisis @calcium-is-screaming @waitingonabook @onlypartiallysane @kingofkaumidy5 @femboy-offical +open tags

[femboy-offical]

Okay :D

@tomboy-offical @twink-offical @goober-offical +open tags

[yehoria-offical]

[daedricsheep]

[small-bottle-of-expired-milk]

@laciffo-natas @professional-fool-of-energy @remington-is-awesome @zanderandtheexistentialcrisis

[laciffo-natas]

Open tags :3

[emvss]

tags: @megumismyhusband @riuvy @mnserrat @fushihearts @cosmic-almonds @dreadfulcannotexplainsituations @mapleevan @abbi111 @kenqo @tinysanemi @m0derngrrl @quimichi

[cosmic-almonds]

@h0shi-17 @rainy-matcha @cosmosdystopia

[mr-showtime-17]

@rainy-matcha @unliterary-nonsense @a-lil-bit-weird @cosmosdystopia @oceanamethyst @ourscarygirl @honeystarberry @scribl + anyone else i missed

[honeystarberry]

@tiramiiun @unliterary-nonsense @maicennie @a-lil-bit-weird @mayowayo @bobcross1010

:P

[a-lil-bit-weird]

@pc-on-a-motorbike @astracaedes @shakusame

+ open tags

[astracaedes]

@skepticalvoidhedgehog @yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical + open tags

[aliensatemysocks]

open tags lol

[rainbowkessem]

@ovloppy @sams-hyperfixations @paranormaltheatrekid @hexesandwyrmwood @beth-unico-offical @hypnopompic-decay @not-offical-offical @nothing-special-i-guess @minute-maid-official @rusty-spooooooooon @oliverquary + open tags !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[not-offical-offical]

@gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical@aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas @the-cheese-offical @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-official @i-could-do-stuff2 @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @hampter-offical @existing-offical@a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @unshipper-offical @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @8-ball-official @homeschooler-offical @marinebiology-offical @valentine-cadaver @pond-scum-offical @homeschooler-offical @towel-offical @amnesia-offical @crypticgoose3 @pizzapops-offical

[dnd-character-offical]

^real roll i got

@dnd-offical @dungeon-master-offical

[dnd-offical]

To the gallows with ye, but first you will be skinned and lightly dipped in a vat of boiling lemon juice

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

i can't escape

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

this is the fourth time you all have said this to me and I have yet to get a post that high

roll for a nat 20 and try again

[dnd-offical]

I'm sorry but you don't have the ability to say that with that skin on

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

do you want me to skin myself!?!?

[dnd-offical]

Tip: you can change your custom skin in the bads and diservices shop with spider points, only after you change your custom skin will you gain access to BullShit Skills such as Dice, Swear Word, or Georg

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

i can't escape

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

this is the fourth time you all have said this to me and I have yet to get a post that high

roll for a nat 20 and try again

[dnd-offical]

I'm sorry but you don't have the ability to say that with that skin on

[wizard-offical]

GASP

Well met, honored wizard. May our paths intertwine in purpose and power.

@mad-mage-offical

btw im insane not evil

I hope that one day we have to face off against a dragon together, and put aside our differences for the yaoi

[mad-mage-offical]

I do agree, dragons are jerks

OOC: I do have a question, is your profile picture what you (the character) really looks like? white beard, blue hat, all you're missing is the little yellow stars, and also who's the owl

[wizard-offical]

his name’s craig

[dnd-offical]

I summon 1 million dragons on the three of you, they will not stop until all that remains of you monsters is less than a pile of ash

[wizard-offical]

fireball

[dnd-offical]

I'm not the dm but.. roll to hit i guess?

(Good luck getting past my AC)

[wizard-offical]

GASP

Well met, honored wizard. May our paths intertwine in purpose and power.

@mad-mage-offical

btw im insane not evil

I hope that one day we have to face off against a dragon together, and put aside our differences for the yaoi

[mad-mage-offical]

I do agree, dragons are jerks

OOC: I do have a question, is your profile picture what you (the character) really looks like? white beard, blue hat, all you're missing is the little yellow stars, and also who's the owl

[wizard-offical]

his name’s craig

[dnd-offical]

I summon 1 million dragons on the three of you, they will not stop until all that remains of you monsters is less than a pile of ash

[bone-lord]

Who the hell are you and why/how did you follow my sideblog with almost no notes???

- @dnd-offical

I run @dnd-character-offical

[dnd-offical]

That explains too much