Grapefruit-offical @grapefruit-offical - Tumblr Blog

Helloooo Officalverse!

I'm Grapefruit and I use he/him most of the time (sometimes i prefer they/them but it's kinda rare so just he/him is fine)

Uhhh im very fruity and uhhh i like Penicillium digitatum and most importantly Garlic bread :>

I am happy to announce that i am the offical (adoptive) parent of @/genderqueer-offical

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OOC: I just want to say this is blog is just for fun, dont take anything i say too seriously

Also to make it easier because grapefruit is a mouthful you can call me Jay (or any other name starting with jay- sound-wise like: Jaiden, Jason, (i cant think of anything else but you get the idea))

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ALSO VERY IMPORTANT: SOMTIMES I REBLOG STUFF BUT FORGET TO TAG THEM FOR POTENTIALLY TRIGGERING THINGS SO BE CAREFULL YOU NEVER KNOW

EDIT: BANNER DRAWING WAS DRAWN BY @/snail-offical

Main tag i use is #the fruit has spoken

#citrus #first post #i dont know what im doing #the fruit has spoken #grapefruit #offical #if you see any typos no you don't

satan-offical

I keep forgetting that you’re 15 and not 32 or something. You give off old money tumblr fame in waves

I am old money fame *smokes cigar or something*

jay-rayart

FLY is a story about a boy who gets a second chance. Help his story take flight June 9th 11am EST on Kickstarter. Thank you for being the wind beneath my wings I hope this story lifts the world to a brighter place.

A coming of age story about Black kids who finally have power to fight back against systems designed against them.

punkitt-is-here

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

totally-cis-offical

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

GUYS GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS

ITS TIME FOR ME TO DAYDREAM MY WAY TO SLEEEPPPPEPEPPEOEOEELEOEOEKSJ

#if you see any typos no you don't #the fruit has spoken #daydreaming #officalverse #offical #ooc

satan-offical

I find it funny when

Oh my god FUCK OFF

unyieldingsilence

syn4k

burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)

astronaut-offical

The devil on my shoulder is telling me to start my villain arc.

im so bad at remembering people's names it's not even funny anymore

i spend a whole school year with these people and i barely even know their face...

it feels so weird tho bc a classmate can call me by my name and im just here like "i barely remember your face i am so sorry"

and that's why i never adress people by their name

:P

#im so good at being human #and i am a very well adjusted social person #no but like #if i dont talk to you #and never interact with you #ever #why should i know your name #i mean cmon man #my memory is already bad enough as it is #i dont want the little memory space i have to be taken by something i'll never use #rant

goldenduckie

Ok i know that too some people it will just look like a question mark but i am in love with this 🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪new 🫪🫪🫪🫪emoji apple added it dosent even feel real🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪do the peo🫪🫪🫪🫪ple know🫪 about🫪🫪🫪 this🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪

grapefruit-offical

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the eyes kinda look like eyes ngl

grapefruit-offical

EGGS*

i meant the eyes kinda look like eggs ngl

not eyes look like eyes

like yeah i hope they do

#the fruit has spoken #if you see any typos no you don't

goldenduckie

Ok i know that too some people it will just look like a question mark but i am in love with this 🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪new 🫪🫪🫪🫪emoji apple added it dosent even feel real🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪do the peo🫪🫪🫪🫪ple know🫪 about🫪🫪🫪 this🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪

grapefruit-offical

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the eyes kinda look like eyes ngl

banchie

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

astronaut-offical

Astronauts' weird thoughts struck again, and today, we've got: burning paint.

grapefruit-offical

if burning paint wxisted i'd eat it

#if you see any typos no you don't #offical #officalverse

arowitharrows

Shout-out to aromantic people whose lives are so fucking busy that they periodically forget what day of the week it is. today is Wednesday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

arowitharrows

Today is Thursday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

arowitharrows

It's June 5th again!

#happy aromantic visibility day!!