An idiot said this

[dnd-quotes-by-fools]

"Are you sure you don't want to take back the attack against your only unhealable party member? Ok, I guess?"

-The DM

[dnd-quotes-by-fools]

"So is hummus a smoothie or is it a beanpaste with a dream?"

-The DM

[dnd-quotes-by-fools]

"So is hummus a smoothie or is it a beanpaste with a dream?"

-The DM

[dnd-quotes-by-fools]

"Tricksy fucking Paladins"

-Fighter

[dnd-quotes-by-fools]

"I say hi to the sword."

-Paladin

[dnd-quotes-by-fools]

"I take it this town isn't advanced enough for doorknobs."

-The Warlock, bitter

[dnd-quotes-by-fools]

"The ferret is not for combat purposes."

-Ranger

[dnd-quotes-by-fools]

"As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted by God."

-The Warlock

[dnd-quotes-by-fools]

"You gain no xp from eating crickets."

-The DM

[dnd-quotes-by-fools]

"You don't even have imaginary friends."

-The DM

[dnd-quotes-by-fools]

"Ladies, ladies, you're both poisonous."

-Bard

[dnd-quotes-by-fools]

"Will there be consequences if I boop the snoot?"

-Bard

[dnd-quotes-by-fools]

"We leave the little girl to die and move on with our journey."

-The Rogue

[dnd-quotes-by-fools]

"Keep eating that god damn horse."

-The DM

[dnd-quotes-by-fools]

"It's a shame you're all monolingual, because I'm being incredibly funny right now."

-The Bard

[dnd-quotes-by-fools]

"If I had a copper for every necromantic elven bard of chaotic alignment in this party, I'd have 3 copper, which isn't enough to pay any of them to leave me alone"

-The Paladin/Cleric

[dnd-quotes-by-fools]

"Door knobs are technology too advanced at this point."

-The DM