The Chaotic Companions

Apparently we're good or something.

[diceprophet]

When the bard uses intimidate

[lark-in-ink]

When they roll a 20:

[ma-at-thought]

When they roll a 1:

[outofcontextdnd]

"But does the stab wound FEEL evil?"

- 8 Int Rogue

[diceprophet]

When you critical fail on your stealth check

[outofcontextdnd]

Rule 4. “Mm wat'cha say” permitted ONLY when a player dies. Rule 5. Nat1’s may be accompanied by the sad trombone. Rule 6. Nat20’s may be accompanied by airhorn.

Our current DM (via outofcontextdnd)

[dndchaostheory]

Skeleton Billy now has a cow (or two) to take care of. Gotta earn yer keep!

[dndchaostheory]

Bullshit. Now desecrate this asshole’s corpse already.

[dndchaostheory]

"I can't believe I used a spell slot to burn down an outhouse." - Shaybell

[dndchaostheory]

Dealing with a crazy, old farmer in tonight’s quest. Talika and Shaybell were not pleased.

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

[dndchaostheory]

Talika: This is what happens when you don’t listen to me.

Drawn by Impkat

[dndchaostheory]

[dndchaostheory]

Talika: This is what happens when you don’t listen to me.

Drawn by Impkat

[dndchaostheory]

The cleric charged headfirst into a gelatinous cube.

The cleric got out of the cube but then got sucked back in.

The ranger got the cleric out of the cube but then failed her roll to attack and ended up shooting him right after.

[dndchaostheory]

"I knock on the door." -Bharash

"Nothing happens." -DM

"I knock a little harder." -Bharash

"Still nothing happens." -DM

[dndchaostheory]

Our rogue pissed on a grick.

Acid piss.

[dndchaostheory]

"Is this kid ugly as hell?" - Reid (Bharash)

[dndchaostheory]

Mayo Swamp

that is all

[dndchaostheory]

"You persuaded the shit out of him."

(Anna & Taylor in unison)  "Jeez, what'd you do, suck his dick?"