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I've played 3.5 and 5th edition DND (online and in person). I love spell caster classes and rogues! If you have any questions just drop me an ask! Icon by @filibusterfrog

[dndhoard]

Hey everyone. This blog is run by someone who has played 5th edition, homebrew, and 3.5 edition of D&D both in person (tabletop) and through Roll20 (online)

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Random Character Sheet Generator | (my post) or (the actual link)

Who The Fuck Is My D&D Character | (my post) or (the actual link)

D&D Table for Obnoxious Players | (my post) 

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Dungeon Generator For Map Making | (my post) or (the actual link)

Dungeon Room Idea | (my post) or (the actual link)

Random Monster (w/ Stats) | (my post) or (the actual link)

Random Generator (NPC, Items, Characters, Wild Magic, Encounters, ect.) | (my post) or (the actual link)

Encounter Generator | (my post) or (the actual link)

[escuerzoresucitado]

[constitutionalweasleymonarchy]

Bro is this Percy de Rolo?

[constitutionalweasleymonarchy]

It fuckin is

[d4ggerfish]

My shadow monk/thief rogue tav (so enraptured by gale I rewound 40 hours to romance him 🤪)

[theworldbrewery]

1d12 reasons to kill all the gods

because the gods put mortals in the untenable position of having to do their dirty work for them, either because of a cold-war-type pact of avoiding direct action against one another, or because they're too proud/think of mortals as disposable.

because the gods are merely ascended mortals who have amassed power that is rightfully dispersed throughout all peoples.

because the gods tried to kill you first.

because you lost something precious that can never be restored, and you hate the gods for not thinking it was important enough to intervene.

because the gods use children as their soldiers and oracles, and these children inevitably die horrible early deaths.

because you crave their power for yourself.

because the gods are parasites, sucking mortals dry of belief and faith and will to act.

because the gods were created by mortals, not the other way around, and the mortals who created the gods use them to enact a cruel cultural hegemony.

because you serve dark forces from the lower planes, and those dark forces aspire to overthrow the gods; you will be rewarded. You will.

because the people were in this universe before the gods arrived in it, and the gods are a colonial power you want to overthrow.

because the gods are the arbiters of good and of evil; you will cleanse the world of sin by destroying the judges.

For the Lulz.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

"Congratulations! You've completed your first quest"

-the DM at the end of session 80

[gobbyteeth]

THEMBERCHAUD! 

[arkcana]

she has my beau-regards 😳

✦ do not repost; click for hq

[evilwizard]

“attack the cleric first,” i tell my underlings

“why?” they ask

“because she’s the healer, the most important part of the group. if she goes down so do the tanks and the the mages”

“why are we following your orders then? you’re not a healer”

“i sort of am,” i say, gluing a goblin skull onto a spider skeleton

[lokaror]

onlinedipshit87: Honestly beef stew isnt even that good

-15 relations with race: dwarves

-25 relations with race: orcs

-500 relations with race: halflings

Race: Halflings now see you as a mortal enemy. You will be attacked on sight in halfling settlements

[sharkodactyl]

call me a first level warlock the way i can do one thing before i need to lie down for eight hours

[teallinum]

adorable deer centaur for MedicatedCannibal

[such comms price is only $30]

[my carrd] [my patreon] [my discord]

[needlesslycryptic]

First commission batch for this month! These are still available at my store for 26 usd! 

https://boosty.to/needlesslycryptic/posts/14a50f83-a557-477d-9f46-5f7c2adcddc9

[nodensart]

Love yourself, especially your "dark side".

Ithilios Autumnrayne (OC), World of Warcraft. Commission illustration for JovillinArt.

My logic: You don't need to detail here, the decorations will be in the distance! My aesthete: I want to work out every facet, every material, and you won't stop me!

Your reblogs/shares are super appreciated! Tysm for support <3

[emrys-lay-here]

The first sketch with my the circle of spores druid is satyr Lorelei. Things could still change dramatically, but I really like this sketch

[kurocyou]

what if we were both wizards and I tried to crack a dumb joke to lighten the atmosphere after an emotional talk about hope and atonement in a room full of stars and possibility?

[illustrative-robot]

No Mercy Percy

I watched all of Vox Machina in a single day

[probablybadrpgideas]

At the end of character creation, have every player roll a d100 for “plot reasons”. When the game begins, reveal that the result is how many miles in the air the characters start the campaign at.

[probablybadrpgideas]

I have been informed that the edge of space is 50-62 miles off the ground, depending on which measurement you use. In light of this new information, I will not be amending the post in any way.