Cosmic Funnies
Misplaced Lens Cap
RMH
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
trying on a metaphor
Show & Tell
Keni
Not today Justin
JVL
titsay
Today's Document
noise dept.
Peter Solarz
Stranger Things
Monterey Bay Aquarium
official daine visual archive
Love Begins
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
$LAYYYTER
if i look back, i am lost
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@dndxyrona
Item: Shield of Protection Against One: choose one particular weapon and this shield is completely invulnerable to it, stopping all blows completely. Not a weapon type, but one specific weapon, say a rival’s favorite sword or a known assassin’s trademark dagger.
Rules section I made specifically for one person in my dnd server
I accidentally made my parents into fantasy lesbians
elf hair
Hi my name is Pigeon Wilson where do I F*CKING SIGN UP TO HUNT MONSTERS
I colored my Taako design
Finally figured out my designs for Taako & non-lich Lup
Also I realize I spelt his name wrong in the photo I wasn’t thinking
hello im HERE and i wanna talk about TAAKITZ
a skeleton? getting seduced by an extraplanar alien in a pointy hat? it’s more likely than u think
actually what i want to talk about is how taako is an alien. he’s an elf but he’s also an alien. yeah. he’s not like the other sun elves on this plane… his teeth are sharper. his eyes do that thing cats’ do when you happen across one in the dark. that’s not normal. he can echolocate. that’s not normal! that’s canon, babey.
taako echolocates to find something in the quad one day and avi’s like “what the fuck” but this seems very ordinary and mundane to magnus and merle. yeah, they say. all elves can do that, right? avi’s just like what??? n. no???
taako just stands up and screams. oh, tight, there’s his magazine.
across the quad, lucretia, suddenly realizing that elves here do not echolocate, whispers “fuck" very quietly to herself. forgot to put that one in ya books, huh, luce.
OH MY GOD
In lucretia’s defense she had yet to fully interact with the world when she tossed the journals in the tank how was she supposed to know elves weren’t like bats in this world
anD ALSO I JUST REALIZED! The teeth are sharper because bats have sharp teeth, the eyes reflect more light in the dark because bats eyes do that, he ecolocates like a BAT! This also explains the shape of elves’ ears
Elves in their plan descended from bats instead of fae or fae are more bat like there
a necromancer is just a really late healer
“you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…”
*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing
i like idea of a necromancer that can bring back the dead but doesnt know how to cure the living so has to wait for someone to die before bringing them back
“hey doc do you have any splints I think I fractured my ankle”
*cocks gun* no but I’ll do you one better
This is Xyrona and I love them
This is a decidedly unfriendly reminder that I don’t want you following me or liking/reblogging my posts if you are a Trump supporter, neo-Confederate, TERF, neo-Nazi, or a supporter of any other sort of white supremacist or fascist movement. Get the fuck out. I don’t want you here.
Yess! Already 25 people unfollowed me. Feels so good to take the garbage out.
do you think vampires and werewolves are an exclusively human phenomenon or are there dwarfish werewolves and elvish vamps and shit??
would you fucking go to bed
*griffin voice* come plaaaaaay with me in this spaaaace
centaurs but the human part is a dragonborn
mermaids but the human part is an orc
HOBBIT ZOMBIES
i’m coming to your house and turning off your wifi
it’s a new month I have data for days bitch
I’m sorry but imagining the personality of the typical elf combined with the personally of a typical vampire is the most INSUFFERABLE individual I’ve ever even dreamt of
Halfling ghosts
Zombie orcs
Skeleton gnomes
Nerium: *holding an ornate bottle* Is this alcohol or perfume?
Taro: *chugs entire bottle*
Taro: It’s perfume.
Findex: When you said you were magical in bed this wasn’t what I was expect-
Taro: *holds up the eight of hearts* Is THIS your card?
Findex: *softly* holy shit…
A quick little something I knocked together, the patented tragic backstory generator ™ is the easiest way to give your character a mythically horrible origin.
(actual tragedy may vary, results are final and non-negotiable, i am not responsible for any tears you may shed while imagining the sad life your character must have led up to this point)
Roll this for every single character in your campaign
I drew the Amnesty crew.
Griffin, tears in his eyes: Justin, please stop making up NPCS in keplar I’m begging you
Justin, in his mild, West-Virginian Duck Newtown Voice: My town now motherfucker
