[dnhwll]

hi i made this sideblog bc i'm feeling insane about dnp 🫠🩷 (but i've been around for a while lol)

i'm 32 and would love to follow other elderly phannies 🌱

[phanibleinfluence]

I gotta say, after 30 episodes of the podcast, my very favorite thing they ever did is still Phil ordering groceries and unboxing them for us. That was peak content to me. That’s what I want my Patreon money to be used for

[diphowell]

phil really has been posting photos where he sees dan being his most happy and real self for his birthday for years, huh

[diphowell]

who is ready

[ratinof-deactivated20180528]

does existentialism free or inhibit you? | september 20, 2016.

[diphowell]

dan howell vidcon 2014 range of emotions

[danffodilf]

the not so rare aesthetic of dan and phil being in a serious relationship for almost two decades and calling it a situationship

[phlurality]

Dan and Phil are like if two people shared a body but they don't

[blasphannie]

wad dan: I love sex. I'm motivated by sex. I need sex all the time.

hl dan: maybe we kiss? hehe idk 🫣

[dzyman]

Dan's version for the....two.....people that asked ^_^!!!!!

[ahappydnp]

rewatching old videos and obviously the pottermore ones have aged poorly but i do love seeing them answer quizzes. the “free or safe” question and the speed at which dan chooses safe is fucking me uppp 🚬 man.

and then immediately after choosing trust because love without trust is pointless 🚬 christ.

[ahappydnp]

What’s this about other YouTubers trying to “catch” Dan and Phil for content? I know there were “jokes” onstage at vidcon but have they talked about more? That’s fucked up

anon i don't think we could ever properly explain just how common it was. like how do you even do it justice

youtubers trying to get dnp in the background of their vlogs (if not just shoving a camera in their face without asking) was a sport. because it was guaranteed views!!! because part of vidcon/playlist as a fan was to watch every single daily vlog from every single creator to see your fav for 0.5 seconds but if something dramatic happened then that's a massive spike in views/money for the creator. youtubers knew that having dnp in their thumbnail was like printing money

the majority of it was using dnp for clickbait on videos. fucking SHANE DAWNSON hiring psychics for a video to ask if they were secretly gay, making a conspiracy video using phan proof/their formsprings, talking shit about them with emma blackery. let's not forget evan edinger publicly tweeting that every youtuber had seen the vday video!!!!!

so many major youtubers made them the butt of the joke because they were popular and kind and had lolz crazy fangirls and never once did they retaliate to ANYONE ever. god they need to be paid a percentage of all of youtube's revenue for life

[livelaughlok1]

if they move any further away, they’ll die (or dye everything green)

[reunitedinterlude]

insp by dnp being combined as a single entity again shoutout to one of my fave instances of this happening <3

[ahappydnp]

the birth of phan

[diphowell]

[andibecameaphannieovernight]

I think that this pride month, as a phandom, we need to emphasize identities outside of the most common ones in our community (i.e. people other than lesbians, gay men, binary trans men, and bisexuals). I think we need to take time to celebrate trans women and other trans femmes and enbies and intersex people and asexuals and aromantics and polyamorous people and people who are just plain queer without more defenition.

I love you trans-woman phannies and transfemme phannies

I love you nonbinary phannies and genderqueer phannies

I love you intersex phannies

I love you aromantic phannies and asexual phannies and phannies across the aro and ace spectrums

I love you polyamourous phannies

I love you phannies who don't use labels, and phannies whose labels I didn't think to mention

We're all here, we're all here, and we're all filled with existential fear

[diphowell]