Hellscape Assimilation

25/Just here for the memes

[anundine]

yeah, sure, gimme another luftballoon. i'm not driving.

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

[quendergeer]

i assumed this was porn

[amphibologeist]

Digital Groove Monster

[catgirlfingies]

I need to find this cafe

[jjs-sweet-brain-eating-parasite]

[nyanletnest]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[punkitt-is-here]

JENNY MATH!!

[chongoblog]

JENNY MATH :D

[pavizi]

girl

[itsapmseymour]

What are your top 5 animals?

Rabbit

Diamond Doves

Pigeons

Fennec Foxes

Black Cats

[theartsypoe]

Huh, never heard of a diamond dove, I wonder what they look like... :O

Fluffy! And look at that peeper!

[itsapmseymour]

Good, another individual understands the fluffiness of the diamond dove

[penny-anna]

Now you see, I’ve watched enough cartoons to know that this square of the carpet is on a separate animation cell from the background & therefore something funky will happen if I step on it. You won’t catch me making a rookie mistake like that no sir!

[lisaonatree]

Did you step on it?

[penny-anna]

I forgot it was there & stepped on it, plummeting through the concealed trapdoor into the cellars. Please send help.

[lisaonatree]

Help it’s on its way!

By the way, are the bricks all the same colour?

[penny-anna]

I can’t see anything! It’s pitch black down here. All that’s visible is my eyes.

[damndinarzade]

Just make sure there isn’t a second, more dangerous pair of eyes somewhere around yours

[secondmoredangerouseyes]

Hey

[teaboot]

Late for an appointment this morning because my beautiful son child stole a wrapped and bagged bologna sandwich containing roughly 300% his maximum safe sodium intake out of the lunch box in my backpack while I was on the shitter and refused to spit it out

[teaboot]

⬆️ Documented evidence of my sweet and perfect and beautiful firstborn son furiously defending his hard-won right to shit his brains out

[teaboot]

Had to draw

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

[dbrann11]

Funniest thing I have seen in 2020

[leeisstillawake]

[mxcheese]

Ok but legit the funniest part of this is that the cat just knows what he’s about to do before his tongue is even out. He’s done this more than once. A lot more.

[kitsuunix]

Saw this on twitter honestly loosing my mind over it.

https://x.com/mekklord/status/1778678608543752285

[fleshdyke]

currently thinking abt ted or whatever his name is

[fleshdyke]

one of the most important posts ever i believe

[eatingmarkerz]

jarona guy

[i-bet-the-max-limit-is-32-symbol]

hopefully OP doesn't mind if I

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[oldmanyaoi-jpeg]

saw a woman going through tsa with a plush creeper backpack and this image materialized perfectly in my mind