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A couple of hungry skinks impatiently await dinner.

Mochlus sp.

Victory showing off his good looks

Okay late night watching movies and all I can think is these characters are so emotionally stable and well rounded... All of them even the sad movies ... like their lifes are be straight fucked raw and they are only going through the same emotional spectrum that I experience picking my clothes for the day or something to eat.

Name labels on all the reptile tanks 😍

Phillip is a girl gecko ❤️

Im missing

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mass-exodus

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

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Do Home Depot employees ever wonder what the customers’ projects are? More specifically, do they wonder about mine?

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One of my brothers works at Home Depot and the other works at Ace. I can confirm that they DO wonder.

“So this customer just… went in and bought every single tube of silicone we had. It wasn’t many, to be fair, but then they also bought a bunch of dirt. They were really fussy about the TYPE of soil too.”

“They’re a reptile keeper and they’re making a new vivarium. I can guarantee it. Ask them what species they keep next time. I want to know.”

(a few weeks later)

“They keep crested geckos.”

erase all your memories.... its better