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Atheist don’t believe in approximately 2,700 gods and Christians don’t believe in approximately 2,699 gods, which is basically the same thing.

peekingboo

casualphoenix

THIS IS FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN

study-hard-be-evil-loki

reblogging to fuck with someone else.

dinkyrattlesnake

I thought my phone fucked up

passionpeachy-deactivated202312

I THOUGHT THIS FUCKING SITE BROKE AGAIN

thr0atmistress-deactivated20191

What the fuck

rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs-dea

Bruh STAAAHHPP

frikiskrew

poseidons-tomb-blog

what

thecalicokid-deactivated2024072

Yass fuck it up Skeletor!

tempestpaige

i was about to be mad at the comment above me bc i thought they were calling one of the girls skeletor

i was wrong

jamaicanamazon

Ok I see you

just-shower-thoughts

If dinosaurs had ever evolved intelligence, they couldn’t have had internal combustion engines because they wouldn’t have had the dead dinosaurs to power them.

guccier

isnt it weird that you won’t remember this exact moment in like a month

just-shower-thoughts

I wonder if I’ve ever seen a cow that I’ve later eaten.

micdotcom

Watch: This little girl shares a special bond with Obama and is devastated to learn he’s leaving office.

@whitehouse please respond

micdotcom

OK @whitehouse we see you

Watch: Kameria got to meet the President!

as-seenon-tv

I was in city today

pxpsi-glass

I just want to imagine what people around you thought when they saw you holding a middle finger up to Trump building and photographing it with your phone.

as-seenon-tv

actually it’s funny you say that bc there was a lady in a wheelchair going the opposite direction as me who legit turned to me and yelled “me too” so

heart

i live by here and all my friends snapchat stories are basically this

just-shower-thoughts

In the future when we only have self driving cars, drive-by shootings and get-away cars would no longer work.

just-shower-thoughts

How famous do you have to be to get assassinated instead of murdered?

just-shower-thoughts

Parents of identical twins have created two alternate timelines for the same kid.

just-shower-thoughts

The guy who made Super Size Me should’ve done it during a Monopoly sweepstakes

premeditation-deactivated201912

I live for the moment when my phone is fully charged so I can unplug it and roll to the other side of the bed.

dolichomorph

i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.

when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.

maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.

is that magic??

honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.

lady-kaede-deactivated20181029

My ankles never twist. I’ve always been rather active, I did track for five years (all the running events), and one time while running I stepped in a hole, lost my shoe, and landed sprawling about five feet away. I pulled my shoe on and kept running.

I have a coworker who somehow makes better coffee than everyone else even though the grounds come pre-measured and all you have to do is load them up and push a button. I have a friend who has inch long nails that never break. My brother can copy origami just by looking at the finished product and my mother can do the same with knots. I knew a guy who never made an error when typing.

Maybe we all have little magics, the kind that you don’t realize you have. Just tiny things that make your life slightly better but are completely unnoticed on the outside.