[correctopinionhaver]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[morgannalefey]

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

[crimsonclad]

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

[mothsprout]

Had a dream that I saw this ad in a paper

[delestre]

please stop this looks like a real tumblr ad

[undeadentropy]

I literally didn't question it until I read the post. I was just about to be happy the tumblr shitpost ad ecosystem was beginning to heal.

[thisuneasymist]

Tumblr i miss ads like these. I need ads like these back and not the ai fried egg titties or the ai chat bot "no really our bot will totally fuck you unlike other ai bots" ads. I miss the purity of how truly weird the ads were.

[evergreen-femme]

on twitter they're saying if you like strap you're not a real lesbian

what the fuck is happening why is everyone getting 200% more conservative and insane in real time

[closet-keys]

[greelin]

not a day goes by that i don’t think of this

[blanq]

tumblr glitched and now there’s just a guy in the void

[daughter-of-prospero]

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

[kosmogrl]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

kind of making me insane that people have been thinking about grief and death like this for thousands of years

[elisary01]

“has turned to clay” I know exactly what theyre referring to but there’s also something about the epic being written in clay. like. like. enkidu can only now be remembered. his story can only be preserved, in clay. there’s nothing left for him, except clay

[thefrogprinceofbellair]

Make bad art!! On your nice paper!! “Waste” your nice markers on a drawing of SpongeBob!! Use that nice fabric even though you might fuck it up!! Create things despite the risk of wasted materials and time!! Practice using your fancy yarn!! Doodle bullshit instead of making nice art to sell all the time!! It’s good for your brain!! Write a dumb song about a sandwich for a change, it doesn’t have to be a deep love song to be worth your time!! CREATE BULLSHIT ITS GOOD FOR YOU!!

[frownyalfred]

why I can I see literally every iteration of Batman doing this 🤣

[muaddibbler]

The following sentence of the abstract is also wild:

[thelambliesdown1974]

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

[filmphotofranz]

[trashcangimmick]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

cr 大同云冈蛋雕-凯哥

[justhereforthesherlock]

You have no clue how hard this is going to go

[digitaldiscipline]

"how is there still half the video left?"

"holy shit."

[dogpuppy]

[theprofessional-amateur]

Time for another highly specific resource!

Looking to sew some clothing? Doing historical research on clothing patterns or sewing?

Welcome to the Commercial Pattern Archive!

Patterns going back to the 1850s!

Now, I am not going to lie, searching is not the most user intuitive. It will take some research and playing around with the site if you are looking for something specific. If you are like me though, and just curious to see what you can find, well then enjoy!

Some results from just looking at 10-Gore Skirt options

Patterns are free to print and use for personal projects. As far as I can tell they do not include the instructions that originally accompanied the patterns, just the piecing. They are not instantly ready to print and use but will require some work to use. But at minimum you will have all the pattern pieces and shapes to get you started.

Commercial Pattern Archive - Home

Enjoy!