A Free Elf

Harry Potter textposts I used to be @dobbysmagic on Instagram

[dobbysmagic]

Sometimes I wonder how many more students would have died in the Battle of Hogwarts if Harry hadn’t set up the DA, and if Ginny, Neville & Luna hadn’t continued it...

[dobbysmagic]

I find it so funny that out of the golden trio, the mugleborn is the one with the most wizarding-sounding name

[mischief-marauders]

James is Snape’s abuser? But what happened to “he never lost a chance to hex James”? Or how he tried to expose Remus for being a werewolf? Or the fact that he was racist? Or that he called Lily a slur? And that’s all just at Hogwarts. I’m not even going to talk about how Snape is directly responsible for James and Lily’s death.

[fanonical]

hermione: the knight bus is so...

hermione: like, the pun doesn't make sense. there's no knights on the knight bus

hermione: it's not even a wizard pun

hermione: who the fuck thought it was a good idea

harry: go to sleep, hermione

[maraudersxa]

Sirius: My idea of flirting is being as sarcastic as possible and seeing if they can handle me.

[fanonical]

luna: i made a gryffindor hat to support my friends even though i'm in ravenclaw!

luna: i painted a picture of me and my friends because i love them!

luna: i managed to comfort the people i was locked up with even though it was a stressful situation!

some fools: omg luna's so creepy wtf how can anyone like her

[fanonical]

harry: i came here to punch death eaters and cry a lot

harry: and i'm all out of death eaters

[fanonical]

harry: if wizards have photography why don't you have electric lights

harry: actually why don't you know elctricity is a thing if you have cameras

harry: are the cameras powered by magic? why do they look like regular cameras?

hermione: just...don't think about it too much, harry

[maraudersxa]

Remus, crying: I'm the most horrible person in the world.

Sirius: My mother will be sad to know she's been dethroned.

[fanonical]

harry: so when were you planning on telling me...anything about my life and family?

dumbledore: ideally never, but right now, after we're both technically dead, seems like a good enough place to start

[fanonical]

oliver wood’s halloween costume is always shrek, just because he can do the voice

[mischief-marauders]

James: inbred

Sirius: blood traitor

James: idiot

Sirius: mommas boy

James: mommas least favorite

Sirius: lily’s most hated

James: bad hair

Sirius (gasping): Take that back, that was too far

[looopylupin]

Harry: Ever since Dadfoot learned about “Stan Language” he’s been going around the tower talking as if he’s on twitter.

Sirius: Oof, the call out, sis. The tea is scorching—

Harry: I’m literally begging you to stop.

[fanonical]

voldemort: look, you can't blame me for being evil. i had a bad childhood

harry: I'M HAVING A BAD CHILDHOOD RIGHT NOW YOU PRICK

[lesbiansforlupin]

Slytherin: Yoga is just expensive twister.

Slytherin: Change my mind.

Gryffindor: I’m begging you, please, just shut up.

Ravenclaw: No, they have a point.

[dobbysmagic]

Okay, but imagine having a portrait of a family member at Hogwarts that was linked to one at home, so whenever they saw you do anything, they just told your family straight away. The howlers would be flying through....

[lesbiansforlupin]

Slytherin: My one goal in life is to piss off one person each day.

Slytherin: I am currently four years ahead of schedule.