Eyes closed, head first, can't lose

Natasha. RDJ, Hiddles, The Avengers, Community, House, Archer, Suits, 30 Rock, Elementary, How to Get Away with Murder, Sherlock, Brooklyn Nine Nine, Parks and Recreation, Broad City, The Mindy Project, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Mindy Kaling.

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[armandyke]

Me: Minimum wage jobs are essential jobs

My dad: That’s not true

Me: If nobody worked those minimum wage jobs we’d have no supermarkets or restaurants, no factories, and everything would be filthy because nobody would be cleaning it

My dad: Then somebody else would do those jobs

Me: So you’re saying those jobs need to be done? So they’re essential jobs?

My dad: They’re not essential

Me: 

[perchov]

[37q-archive]

this was the single greatest moment in modern television

[hanukkah]

[juuliaroberts]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[spankmehillary-deactivated20220]

This needs to stop, immediately. 

[pastabot]

[thestateonmtv]

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

[mens-rights-activia]

Alright tumblr gays, it’s time for some discourse

Your keysmashing is only valid if it includes letters from the following highlighted region:

Examples: asjglgjjggskaldhkakakdhh

agafsjdka

Lgjldhdkflsjjdldhh

Sgdkkfjdlsjagadshdkgllhjsjaldhzxajdkgsh

The above examples are valid

Examples of invalid and strange looking keysmashes:

Oteiyoeodortwowuyoe

Pwyeorncnbvncbmbvnvpwu

Itpyuye

Ncmvbb

You see, key smashes from outside the highlighted region are strange looking because they look like they could be valid words from a foreign language(welsh or Swedish) or they simply lack the size and shape variations of the highlighted region and thus cannot properly convey the E•mo•tion behind a key smash

[gwaoopa]

I WAS WONDERING WHY TF MY KEYSMASHES LOOKED SO BAD

[weaselle]

It has to primarily be comprised of letters that are part of the classic typing resting position for your hands, the “Basic Position”, or it looks forced instead of spontaneous

“g” and “h” are fine because they’re right there, “z” “x” and “q” are okay because they look funny, are almost never used in real words, and break up the monotony of the middle row’s heavy usage, and you can throw in like, ONE other letter from anywhere else on the keyboard for personal style and to indicate exuberance of flail thank you for coming to this TED talk

[alexander]

[ladyghostbusters]

say what you want about millenials but at least we dont lick our fingers to turn a page

[normalshrimp]

don’t have to cause my hands are always sweaty from the constant stress of being alive

[mothspaws]

Hey @perisnoop

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[deftomes]

wack.

[serpentae]

                               “In an increasingly complex world, we all need certainty.”

                                                                     the crown, season two (2017)

[buzzfeedrewind]

Moments on “Hey Arnold!” that got way too real.

[wheeloffortune-design]

[cherrypiereadytodie]

des

[cherrypiereadytodie]

pa

[cherrypiereadytodie]

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

[manasaysay]

My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

I like your dad already

[charming-tothelast]

one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

oh WOW

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

This is by far my most popular post.

[sobeitjayt]

When you joking with ya mom and then she turns it into a lecture

[geekdawson]

Kindness is often mistaken for softness and let me tell you, friends….that is a mistake you don’t want to make. 

Kind people are not born that way, they do not stumble into it, kind people are forged in fire and darkness and imploding stars…they have steel cores. Throw a punch and you’re going to break your hand. 

[fairiencarnate-deactivated20260]

Kind people are kind because they know firsthand that life isn’t.

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

“The helper seeks to help because he knows what it is to be helpless”

[kat-the-oddity]

Kind people are those who have suffered and lived. Bitter people are those who have suffered and lost themselves. Those who take advantage of kindness are those who have yet to suffer at all.

[ostolero]

the only joy of new memes is seeing the corporate brands trying to adapt them 

[ostolero]

yankee candle here with the big wick energy

[thispreciousthing]

A six year old once asked me what adulthood is like.

“You can eat ice cream for dinner every night if you want,” I told him.

His face lit up.

“But you have to buy it yourself.”

I’ve never seen someone go from delighted to devastated as quickly as that little boy.

[cybra-sensei]

This is the most accurate description of adulthood I’ve ever heard.