Certified Moth Smoocher

Ough

[mortalityplays]

me: hey shadow check this shit out, it's called whippits

shadow the hedgehog hanging out with me in the parking lot:

Visit Original Link

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

[00000000000000z-deactivated2022]

happy Mother’s Day to these two queens

[contemptible-scoundrel]

dude op must have eaten some pancakes with syrup and fresh berries before posting this

[frogmoss1]

Just got jumped by gay bullies and they made me give them my brunch money

[pangur-and-grim]

another idea for how reviews should work: you're strapped to a chair with two IVs, and every bad review sends a little pump of that blue euthanasia juice for dogs into your left arm, and every good review sends a little pump of jones cream soda into your right arm

[pangur-and-grim]

[feldfrog]

It makes sense that dog organs can’t be used inside people, because their organs are weird and no good. But in my opinion, our organs should work inside them, because our kidneys and livers and stuff are straight up normal as hell and good

[toskarin]

If you got the midas touch what would be the first thing you’d touch

local dogs

[toskarin]

every bird and innocent people too

[toskarin]

the sea

[bungerc0re]

if i can be honest if i saw an elf i would hesistate. elves are straight up not normal to see. i would be shocked for a while.

[fuckablewizard]

I wouldn't. I'm fucking that thing immediately

[bungerc0re]

i dont think that's a normal way to talk about groups of people

[acolytics]

never let it be said i dont treat my miis right

[gaycop]

tiramisu

[dorothylarouge]

[bgm05]

I miss pjackks jellybean era

[pjackk]

I miss da era where u passed out in bath tub cuz u sneezed to hard and fell your ass right on the holiday dinnerfish and it got scared and jumped in the toilet and swam down da drain

[bgm05]

You promised not to tell anyone about that

[robbydude]

my video tribute to the hit game karateka

[vvvarinn]

huge update

[vvvarinn]

[vvvarinn]

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[dorothylarouge]

[wayneradiotv]

Bro leave me ALONE

[wayneradiotv]

??????