Ask The Scratch Doctor.

I am an Excellent Host.

[docscratchh]

[o] Hello there. Good morning, afternoon, or evening to you all. It is I, Doc Scratch. What do you inquire of me?

self indulgent askblog made by @candyclazzyashton

I do not support doc scratch's actions in homestuck (though he is a fictional character, I must state this!!)

RULES

PLEASE do not send asks related to proships/darkships/etc.

DO NOT ask him to groom you.

Mention of drugs, alcohol, or sexual topics may vaguely be mentioned in a joking or serious matter in asks.

DOC'S INVENTORY PISTOL : 6 rounds left. BABY OIL: 10 bottles left.

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[docscratchh]

hello there. are you still active on here mr scratch - finley

[o] No. Why do you ask? heheheh. - mod

[docscratchh]

>okay, not basketball, then baseball????:333

I have red marker to draw the stripessss, then u truly a baseball!!!:DDD

[o] Please do not transform my head into a baseball.

[docscratchh]

buy me a drink ballboy

[o] No, I will not.

[docscratchh]

what do you think of the other one of you lurking around :?

[o] I'm not sure. It is rather.. Odd, I must say. I thought I'd be used to this by now.

[docscratchh]

>doc, may I use ure head as a basketball in a polite way????:3

[o] No, you may NOT.

[docscratchh]

ok you can have a little fun i'm mean and i feel bad

[o] Oh no no, you're fine. Don't go feeling bad about it now.

[docscratchh]

not much in the way of context

youre just an almost unnervingly odd guy at least from what ive seen

whats up with you spit it out

-tg

[o] I'm just quirky in my own way. Don't worry about it.

[docscratchh]

a smartass like you wouldnt dodge questions you obviously know the answer to. silly you.

[o] I'm just having a little fun, don't mind me.

[docscratchh]

hey dude what the fuck is your deal anyhow -tg

[o] What context is this supposed to be in?

[docscratchh]

noooo thats not the correct answer you werent supposed to say that i am going to get you:(

[o] Hoo hoo. Hee hee. Haa haa.

[docscratchh]

the red one. the red strider. the brother of the seer. that one

[o] The red one? Oh, Dave, yes. I'm not entirely sure what exactly I think of, when he comes to mind. I suppose he's not very important to me.

[docscratchh]

if you dont answer the question i will die cure me pleas ecure me

what do you think about the strider boy

[o] Which Strider in specific?

[docscratchh]

hi doc, what are your top 3 fish?

[o] Sharks (All of them), Dolphins, and the Orca.

[docscratchh]

what do you think of Aradia Megido, Tavros Nitram, Sollux Captor, Karkat Vantas, Nepeta Leijon, Kanaya Maryam, Terezi Pyrope, Vriska Serket, Equius Zahhak, Gamzee Makara, Eridan Ampora and Feferi Peixes

[o] Hmm... I'm not sure. Try asking about each individual one at a time.

[docscratchh]

how do you feel about the 12 trolls that entered sburb that fateful day?

[o] I'm not sure. You'd have to be specific to get my opinion.

[docscratchh]

How are we doing today, Doctor? :o33c

[o] I'm doing just fine.