Fine, Great

No amount of aspirin or pizza can help this from hurting.

[wastingcandles]

Tobacco // Heavy Makeup

[mindylahiris]

[ulibeanzz]

hey if you’re a man i’m gonna need you to never approach a woman who’s alone at night time. don’t care what your intention is– unless it’s an emergency, don’t. you probably have no idea what the jolt of cold terror and/or the gnawing dread feels like in these situations. thanks

[tellingyouterriblethings]

I’m sorry but as a woman, if a man approached me in the dark and I was alone I don’t automatically fear the worst? More often than not they are expressing concern for me walking alone and asking if I’m going far or if I want them to call me a taxi. We shouldnt be teaching men to avoid women, feeding into women’s fears. We should be teaching men to be gentlemen

[xetl]

okay but your URL is “tellingyouterriblethings” and that matches with what u just said there

[florallpeach]

[naturaekos]

[psych-facts]

Don’t worry if you’re not where you want to be yet. Great things take time.

(via raysofthesun)

[deepnecks]

Neck Deep // YMCA HQ, Perth - 06.01.2016 I was lucky enough to see Neck Deep live. They were fucking incredible and it was one of the best experiences I’ve ever had.

[sleepin]

[stability]

[stability]

[odinsblog]

How much US spends on military (roughly $600b)

How much US sends on education vs. military 

Why what Amanda Carpenter said is ignorant 

[twitterlols]

[tryclops]

whoever made this meme is A FAKE FAN

fairy godmother was singing her iconic cover of “i need a hero” during this scene, “livin’ la vida loca” wasn’t performed by puss in boots and donkey until the end of the movie

literally check yourself before you wreck yourself

[intothespiderbottom]

shrek yourself before you wreck yourself

[rabidchild]

A. The song title you are looking for is “Holding Out for a Hero” which is a song by Bonnie Tyler, but performed in this film by the incomparable Jennifer Saunders (of AbFab fame).

B. Mongo had a featured line during “Livin’ la Vida Loca”, which he sang from his final resting place in the moat, meaning that it is completely fair to assume that someone would associate the song with his dying moments.

So who is the real fake Shrek fan?

[knot-the-father]

things heating up in the Shrek fandom.

[yiffmaster]

[goth-aunt]

I’m

[sleepin]

[bethanmphoto]

Mallory Knox Tour: Day 7

Moose Blood

Leadmill, Sheffield

November 16th, 2014

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[tattoopiercingfantasy]

[oooooopsie-daisy]

there is no way they don’t know

[refurbthecat]

Current life status: Hungry, Screaming

[refurbthecat]

Life status update: Well-fed, Screaming

[refurbthecat]

Life status update: Relaxing, Screaming

[refurbthecat]

Life status update: Covered In Ducks, Screaming

[refurbthecat]

Life status update: Leading Duck Army Into Battle, Screaming

[catsbeaversandducks]

She screams because of reasons.

[lord-kitschener]

She screm at own ducks

[bespectacledbibliophile]

my nam is cat

and tho it sem

that all i do

is lowdly screm

i can do mor

and giv no fuks

for i can screm

and leed the duks