my life is a disaster

~ Meteor ~ they/them ~ side blog for @fluffyymeteor ~ Ask box is open! ~ for some reason I find it necessary to tell everyone about my weird Ninjago dreams ~

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Wired Autocomplete Interview

[everythingfox]

Catzilla is tired and requires a nap

(via)

[nonexistent-anime-echo]

MEOWTHRA?!?!

[blursed-ninjago-ideas]

Dr.Julian being a super slut

Wait what if echo is the half sibling

Well if the idea we all decided on the first time holds (Garmadon is trans, and Dr. Julien if Lloyd's bio father) Then he is as well!

-Ivy

[nonexistent-anime-echo]

Wouldn't this make Zane a half sibling too?

[blursed-ninjago-ideas]

Wu is just a Mountain Viscacha. Looks wise, lives up a mountain, related to chincillas - it all fits so well.

I don't know what anu of this means

-Ivy

[nonexistent-anime-echo]

Here's the animal anon is talking about! :D

[blursed-ninjago-ideas]

Actually, instead of becoming entities themselves, what if the ninja just gained small abilities? Like maybe Jay can draw small objects like screws towards himself, or Zane's visions become more powerful, or Nya can do something related to aquatic leviathans like maybe ignoring the need to breathe underwater.

Ooo that could be cool

-Kat

[nonexistent-anime-echo]

Hold on, does Jay suddenly have telekinesis? Isn't he exclusively electrokinetic? I'm lost --

[blursed-ninjago-ideas]

Zane finally learning his dad is a hoe

And the true purpose of the memory switch is revealed!

-Ivy

[nonexistent-anime-echo]

not this again

[blursed-ninjago-ideas]

I wonder if the ninja have ever thought "hmm maybe giving Wu truth tea will keep him from keeping literally EVERYTHING WE NEED TO KNOW A SECRET" because I would've started using it as soon as I realized it was a trend.

But you have to ask the right questions. If not, you'll just get a bunch of junk secrets, and with how little Wu opens up about, he's bound to have a moutain of dumb secrets to sort through.

-Ivy

[nonexistent-anime-echo]

Wu: truth tea only works if you ask the right questions.

Kai: tell us what we need to know about your past enemies and experiences, old man

[blursed-ninjago-ideas]

Zane: Hey, Brent, what does lit mean?

Brent: Oh, it means... *Insert explanation*

Everyone else, enthusiastically: Hey, Brent!

Wait can everyone break the fourth wall now? Is is Brent able to enter the show now?

-Ivy

[antibronybenswolo]

This sounds less like Zane breaking the 4th wall and more like Brent ended up succed into the Ninjago Universe.

[blursed-ninjago-ideas]

Which could be fun too!

-Ivy

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Also acceptable:

Nobody but Zane breaks the fourth wall, and everyone else has just made a habit of saying hi to Brent when Zane asks him something, even though they have no idea who the hell Brent is.

[blursed-ninjago-ideas]

Garmadon runs the Eric andre show equivalent in ninjago au

Misako being the scary manager and producer of the show is such a mood for the au though.

She maybe harsh but she treats the employees fairly and isn’t tolerating any bs from anybody

Turns out commanding museum digs isn’t that different from running a tv show

Garmadon may have commanded his army of skulkin to start doing work for the show

Vinny the camera man got kidnapped by the ninjago news team because his camera shots are great

Like she’s the one wrangling and scheduling the guests for the show. Alongside making sure Garmadon doesn’t go too far.

She’s securing ads for the shows funding and merchandising as well to find it.

Misako: I will end you all! If you don’t get any decent craft services for this damn shoot! My husband maybe fine surviving on noodles but damn it we need more healthy food here! The sodium alone from those damn noodles should’ve killed him by now! If not by the damn grace of him being an immortal demigod!

Misako: Get more condensed evil while we’re at it too! It’s low in fat and it’s great for my coffee!

Zane getting put in charge of craft services is also a mood. He gets paid because Zane deserves nice things.

Running gag on the show is misako trying to kill Garmadon

this is spinning wildly out of control

-Ivy

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Ivy, what isn't spinning wildly out of control on the blursed-ninjago-ideas blog?

[nonexistent-anime-echo]

"Hey look! It's Garmadork and the dork squad!" is the single worst insult I've ever heard.

[grifinity]

can you imagine ninjago with profanity language

like my life would be complete

not only these but the whole series like omfg

[grifinity]

How the heck did this get 101 notes already

[spooky-cowfish]

MG YES HELLO THIS IS SOMTHING THE LEGO COMPANY NEEDS TO LOOK INTO

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XD

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BONUSSSS

[yamilet-tm]

IM LAUGIJB

[vampiric-apparition]

Its back

[nonexistent-anime-echo]

I'm not even into Ninjago anymore and this is killing me. What I wouldn't give for an alternate version of Jay and Cole's fight in season 3 where Jay called Cole a backstabbing no good son of a bitch 😔

[blursed-ninjago-ideas]

Nadakhan: It's a white flag, and you may as well start waving it. Jay: Oh please, the only thing I'll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother.

Are we just becoming an incorrect quote blog now?

-Ivy

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I'm getting Lord of the Flies vibes from this

[menace-sonic-fan]

I can't fucking escape Ninjago no matter how hard I try.

So before I was into Sonic, I was into Ninjago. Now, every time I read Espilver fanfiction or write it, I imagine Espio with Zane's voice. I don't even know why. The only relation is they're both ninjas with serious personalities.

Anyway, now I want Brent Miller to voice Espio.

For reference, in case you've seen Ninjago but don't remember who Zane is, I'm talking about this boi.

[nonexistent-anime-echo]

I'm alive. I'm hyperfixated on Sonic though so. This is the most relevant thing to this blog I've posted in over a year probably.

[blursed-ninjago-ideas]

Giant vampire lady au

Skylor when she eventually gets turned into a vampire is gonna fuck some shit up.

Like resident evil levels of fuck shit up

Aren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you want to go apeshit?

Turns out Skylor does indeed wanna go apeshit and has a bit of a more bloodlust induced phase.

Skylor may be taking particular enjoyment out of tormenting random slayers and do gooders as of late.

But door to door salesmen are an especially delightful hunt.

Skylor apparently can turn into a horde of mosquitos after her transformation and she can cause serious harm in this form.

As a downside however she’s more sensitive to the cold for now but she has a very warm boyfriend/husband to make up for that.

Kai: Why does everybody use me as a heating pad?

Skylor: Because you’re warm and a cuddler. You’re also very cute when you sleep

Kai: Why do you watch me sleep?

Skylor: Well I can’t exactly get up when you’re napping so deeply and the faces you make are adorable.

Kai gets suckered into eventually moving in with her full time as her heater/boyfriend and eventual husband.

Misako has some land she needs managed and it’s a perfect dowry gift for the two

Kai is taking her diet in stride at least sure she drinks blood but is it really any different from a vegetarian diet? Not to him at least

Ninjago please give us the Kai “human heating pad” content we all crave!

-Ivy

[nonexistent-anime-echo]

"sure she drinks blood but is it really any different from a vegetarian diet?"

Oh, Kai...

[blursed-ninjago-ideas]

Kitsune Au

Cole: The kid needs to be punished. I recommend hanging by store roof personally.

Jay: That’s cruel even for you.

Kai: We are not hanging a 9 year old from a store roof that’s just cruel. I’m better than that and it would shame me to do so as a village deity. If anything we’re taking Lloyd back to the monastery and giving him a flea bath first. Wu can handle his living situation and punishment.

Jay: Ditto on what Kai said about the roof thing and the bath. The kid reeks.

[Lloyd opens up another gag can of snakes and pouts when it fails to open]

Lloyd: I don’t have fleas and I don’t smell! Now leave before I unleash an army of serpentine on you.

[ Kai just grabs Lloyd by his hood and starts carrying him back to Flame]

Kai: Sure kit sure. Now do you like lavender or strawberry scented flea shampoo?

[Lloyd writhes around in Kai’s grip still hissing at him occasionally in between pouting.]

Lloyd: I’m not a dog like you. I don’t need flea shampoo and I don’t need you to look after me. I’m fine on my own.

Kai: First of all rude and second I’m a fox specifically a Kitsune get the species right at least.

obviously Lloyd eventually choose the strawberry.

-Ivy

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Wait, so are Kai and Nya full on kitsune (like literal foxes) or are they anthro or are they like nekomimi and have just the ears and tails? I know it was posted but I don't remember and honestly I'm too lazy to look for it 😅

[kaiflameboi28]

Incorrect quotes for me to question (some art at the end)

My book on wattpad finally got to 1k reads! So, I'm gonna make another book cover... Here's the WIP of it

[blursed-ninjago-ideas]

ninjago, but they all have canadian accents

That’s certainly....an idea.

-Ivy

[nonexistent-anime-echo]

This would make sense, since it's a Canadian TV show. The actors are Canadian too, they just don't have the thick stereotypical accent most people think of when they think of Canada.