Fiona Law Suggestions

Any pronouns! (owner is a minor, no explicit asks)

[amongus-text-detector]

dude the meme is dead why did you make this

you have a blog about counting the letter k

[occudo]

I think more ex-assistants should have been avatars. Especially Fiona.

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AO3

and if you like what I do, my kofi

[justarchivingthings]

In regards to the model of the 4 Fs of Trauma Response (fight, flight, freeze and fawn) from Pete Walker’s book “Complex PTSD: From Surviving to Thriving" shout-out to archival assistant Fiona Law for adding the 5th F: faint.

[narcissistcookbook]

this is so so important to me and mine, and I'm asking you to Do Something so I'll respect your time and keep it brief

in the UK, if 100k sign a a government petition it will be brought to Parliament and debated. y'all know this country is suffering from some 80s-style bigotry right now, and this is one symptom: almost 200k fuckholes have come together to force the government to discuss whether it is 'appropriate' to tell children that queer people exist. this is a big symbolic victory for them. and i am burning with fury.

please, if you're from the UK, sign this counter-petition so they can at least see how much of a minority they are. simply put, the attempt to put these bastards in their place isn't gathering enough steam. there are barely 2000 more signatures now than there were this morning (27th January 2023), and that isn't enough. i refuse to let these people feel even a moment of victory or satisfaction. please help.

[narcissistcookbook]

this is so so important to me and mine, and I'm asking you to Do Something so I'll respect your time and keep it brief

in the UK, if 100k sign a a government petition it will be brought to Parliament and debated. y'all know this country is suffering from some 80s-style bigotry right now, and this is one symptom: almost 200k fuckholes have come together to force the government to discuss whether it is 'appropriate' to tell children that queer people exist. this is a big symbolic victory for them. and i am burning with fury.

please, if you're from the UK, sign this counter-petition so they can at least see how much of a minority they are. simply put, the attempt to put these bastards in their place isn't gathering enough steam. there are barely 2000 more signatures now than there were this morning (27th January 2023), and that isn't enough. i refuse to let these people feel even a moment of victory or satisfaction. please help.

[hersheychocolateworld]

the fun part with me is that nobody can even tell what the bit is anymore

[trans-girls-who-eat-subway]

i want subway

[catgirldick]

Ive got a footlong right here, nya!

[greek-orthodox-priest]

hey does anyone here wanna get baptized

[fionalawsuggestions]

m in the coffin

[fionalawsuggestions]

Oh who are all these lovely ladies following me? I hope they don’t follow me. Into the coffin

[wondersmith-and-sons]

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO [REDACTED]

[asylvainarts-deactivated2024092]

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[distantvoices]

I can handle people blazing their nudes but I draw the line at Christian preachers

[saint-vore]

why shouldn't the christian preachers be able to blaze their nudes?

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

i think God said something about it or something

[saint-vore]

ohhh ok, i didn't realise they had camera phones back when god wrote that

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

yah she's like omniscient or some shit

[saint-vore]

like she lays eggs?

[cicadahorizon]

no that's omnipotent

[seventytwoowls]

omniscient means all knowing and omnipotent is all powerful which I guess makes sense because it takes a while for eggs to hatch and there are 50 billion birds estimated to be alive according to a 2021 study. Tragically, due to a mix of deforestation, illegal poaching, overhunting, and pollution, this number is decreasing- and genetic diversity of remaining birds is going down. But climate action in the past from governments has helped these birds and other endangered creatures in the past, which is why it’s important to vote

[abortionado]

(trying to get notes on tumblr in 2012) if you support gay marriage reblog this post. This needs to be on everyone’s blog. Reblog

(trying to get notes on tumblr in 2022) Franz Kafka isn’t even a writer to me he’s like um a girl mutual who brushes my hair

[tikkety-tok]

All I can hear is Merida from brave 😂

[plotbunnypettingzoo]

I was absolutely not prepared to hear Croissant pronounced like that.

[just-scottish-responses]

Mate how are ye supposed tae pronounce it then?! We're Scots we're nae going tae be lit Oh pardonnez moi je suis so French oui verse moi mon croissant!

Fuck sake man

[cookieclimax]

Crossn't

[eternaleve]

double prime minister event is in the cards, i have done the maths

[cipheramnesia]

I think we should build giant robots to beat them.

[utopians]

when I become an eccentric billionaire I'm going to buy every house in 10 square blocks of unremarkable suburb. I will have them all furnished and decorated except for (and this is key) one house in the dead center. this house I will put up for sale at a ridiculously reasonable price for the area. once it sells, and the new owner/couple/family moves in, the plan will spring into action.

every single house besides the one in the center within my 10 square blocks will remain uninhabited. I will put all the lights inside on timers so that it appears that people are living in there, I will have lawns mowed when I'm sure everyone in my victim house is at work/school, I will have decorations put up during the holidays and cars moved there and parked in driveways when I'm sure that the owner/couple/family in the house at the center is not there to witness it happening. I will produce all the superficial trappings of life without a single person actually being there.

who knows how long it'll take them to realize that something is wrong? when their kids are playing in the yard, and they notice they've never seen another child around here even once, despite the four-bedroom family homes all down the street? after a few weeks, when they realize the lights in the house across the way click off at exactly 9:45, on the second, every single night? when they've been living there for a month and a half and they realize they've never seen a single car park in front of another house? when they want to greet their neighbors and not a single house in the whole neighborhood opens its door?

when they do realize that they're completely alone here, what would they do with that fact? what would you do if all at once, as you stood in a crowd, you realized that every single person around you was a mannequin? it's unnerving, sure, but enough to warrant a move? how long will they live in this idyllic ghost town before it gets to them? can a person survive in a dollhouse? Thank you. *I wave to the crowd as I walk offstage at my ted talk. one person gives a halfhearted round of applause from the back. a talk about sustainable ecosystem management was scheduled for right now and no one knows how I got up here.*

[utopians]

STOP saying that I am peter lukas!! that musty old bitch WISHES he had my ingenuity. my craftsmanship

[tma-heritage-posts]

Heritage Post!

[hearty-an0n]

she was the first victim of cancel culture

[hearty-an0n]

[fanghusband-remade]

fuck this *closes the lid of my coffin*

[atlas-of-galaxies]

oh buddy it is so good to hear your voice again