genius. rhymes with penius.

mike, 19, he/him | house md brainrot 24/7

[doctorgregoryhouse]

hiii sorry i've been gone! i am very much still into house md but i am hyperfixated on elden ring rn so i will be most active on my sideblog @whiteboyvarre :)) thank you for all the love!

[doctorgregoryhouse]

fingerblasting old men like if you agree

[micknotmike]

just resurrecting this blog to remind you that this photo exists

thank u and goodnight

[doctorgregoryhouse]

my notes app is like 50% shopping lists and 50% unpublished oneshots about greg house getting railed so good he cries

[doctorgregoryhouse]

acting like he didn't already know from experience

[doctorgregoryhouse]

this will never not be hilarious

[doctorgregoryhouse]

here's your reminder that cuddy was the person who helped house when he sliced his leg open, but wilson was the first person he called.

[doctorgregoryhouse]

god. he begged cuddy to finish the surgery rather than take him to the hospital so he 100% intended to beg wilson for the same thing. we were so robbed.

[usslakevee]

The first person House called, hurt, in pain, possibly dying was Wilson. He wanted Wilson to come finish the surgery, he would have begged him not to take him to the hospital. Would have begged him to finish the surgery. Would have pushed every button he could to get Wilson to agree.

I don't know if Wilson would cave or not. I think he would though. I think he'd agree to finish Houses fucked up bathtub surgery.

He would have been pissed and cursing House the whole time, but he would have done it.

And when he was done House would have thanked him, and meant it.

And he would blow up. He'd yell at House for being reckless and stupid and insane.

[doctorgregoryhouse]

houses bread wilsons shart. i dont fucking know

[robertseanleonardthinker]

oh ok

[piernik-miodowy]

hands on hips situation

[doctorgregoryhouse]

here's your reminder that cuddy was the person who helped house when he sliced his leg open, but wilson was the first person he called.

[doctorgregoryhouse]

god. he begged cuddy to finish the surgery rather than take him to the hospital so he 100% intended to beg wilson for the same thing. we were so robbed.

[doctorgregoryhouse]

here's your reminder that cuddy was the person who helped house when he sliced his leg open, but wilson was the first person he called.

[lakesbian]

the rule of fandoms is that if someone has a character in their url or bio they either understand that character well enough to give a 3 hour unscripted lecture on the subject OR they're really obsessed with their version of that character thats an entirely different made up guy. and theres literally never an in between

[doctorgregoryhouse]

boyfriend for sale. he cum a Lot

[rupertgayes]

thanks guys

[doctorgregoryhouse]

house md distribution center au coming soon (aka house dc)

cuddy will run house over with a forklift in chapter one

[croh3]

my dearest james wilson i want you carnally

[doctorgregoryhouse]

[bloodbag13]

it doesn’t take itself seriously. it takes itself so seriously. it’s got the best and worst soundtrack ever. one of the main themes is based on you can’t always get what you want (thee rolling stones). it’s a study in misery. it’s old man yaoi. it’s about human nature and self fulfilling prophecies and the state of the mind. it’s about genius and failure and pain and loss and joy, no matter how temporary. it’s the feeling of inevitability. and most importantly it stars hugh laurie.

[doctorgregoryhouse]

the title? stuart little