[lesbianlizard]

adhd solidarity in unexpected places

[yesornopolls]

Do you exercise regularly?

Do you exercise regularly?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 18 hours

[glowcowboy]

[sigmaleph]

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[bunnygirlonthemoon]

brat tamers are funny wdym you’re turned on by getting ragebaited

[bunnygirlonthemoon]

brats you aren't safe either you get turned on by someone thinking you're annoying

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 11 hours 29 minutes

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[pepurika]

Senshi I,,, , please senshi,,, ,

[deanwinchesterapologist]

The thing about early supernatural is that it's very easy. It puts a theme in front of you with a big flashing neon sign that says "THEME" and then it says "special reward to the lucky audience member who spots the motif" while waving around a red flag that says "MOTIF" and while all of this is happening you're crouched in the shallows sieving flecks of gold out of the river silt and thinking wow pa's gonna be real proud when I write him and tell him what I found out west

[danandphilupdates]

we did it for the views

danandphil tiktok / reel

19/7/26

[facts-i-just-made-up]

What is Tumblr?

Tumblr is the opiate of the very, very few.

[winonaparadise]

they're calling it the healthiest way anyone's ever engaged with art

[playwrongs]

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

[dailyflicks]

OBSESSION (2026) dir. Curry Barker

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[brightstrangeworld]

good movie

[lizardsmp3]

thomas tomska ridgewell i dont care what you have to do pick up the phone and get dan and phil on your new quiz show Now.