THE SUN WILL COLLIDE WITH THE EARTH

It/Its. 20. Howdy! Name's Dr. Helios, nice ta' meat'cha! O//

[doctorhelios]

new pinned! smiles brightly B)

Name's Helios! Nice t' meat'cha. Here's my Strawpage! ------------------------------------------------------------------- Pronouns are It/Its! ------------------------------------------------------------------- I like a lot of stuff! Some of said "stuff" includes: - Mashup Tournaments - The Cosmosdex - Science In General (Broad topic, I know) - Astronomy, Biology (<- BIG ON THIS), Meteorology, etc. - ...And More! Probably? Maaaaybe? Idk, lol. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Anyways, feel free to talk to me/send me asks if you want! I don't mind at all, + It'd be reaaally funny. smiles brightly. (PLEASE BE WARNED THOUGH; I AM. A NERVOUS ANIMAL. DO NOT SEND ME TOO MANY ASKS AT ONCE OR ACT AS IF WE ARE ALREADY FRIENDS WHEN WE'VE NEVER TALKED TO EACHOTHER BEFORE. PLEASE AND THANK YOU.) (ALSO, FOR THE RECORD; I AM AN ADULT (20)! I WILL MAKE/REBLOG "SEX" JOKES ON HERE SOMETIMES! BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!) ------------------------------------------------------------------- UPDATE (AS OF 9/9/2025): job

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[befikra]

[crackmetal-deactivated20210206]

So no one told you life was gonna be this way *Phantom of the Opera overture*

[silkwhim]

fun phenomenon

[zoesupreme]

I have started following the journey of a German soccer fan in the US for the world cup

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[zoesupreme]

@laeffy the euros have found buc-ee's

[zoesupreme]

[porcelain-dollbones]

this comment on the star detective precure transformation sequence is so unhinged people get so mad when a girl makes any sort of expression at all

[porcelain-dollbones]

these are the "unnecessary mean expressions" they are referring to btw

[porcelain-dollbones]

[from @abstractlime]

[porcelain-dollbones]

i stream the new episode weekly for several friends and every time the henshin starts we gasp "the bad brats???" and when the sequence gets to this moment we all excitedly shout "on my way to do A LOT of harm to civilians"

[dni-archive]

[dni-archive]

[birdwarde]

Pigeons! Some of our oldest friends 💚

[eebie]

[coughloop]

[icarianarts]

there's always some bullshit happening at pony town

[r0zeclawz]

one of these big new indie cartoons should release with an exclusive adopt of like the main character. pay up 10000 dollars to be the only one whos legally allowed to draw pomni. i feel like the resulting fandom drama would change the face of the internet it would be so cool

[xxvapejuicekittyxx]

yeah hi this is actually a horrible idea why would you want this

[r0zeclawz]

i like when bad things happen

[evilvillain123456789]

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

[cykelops]

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

[lesbianshepard]

Not proud of what I turn into when several mangos are put in front of me. The lack of self restraint is shameful. I would compare it to how fiction describes werewolves, or newly turned vampires. Everyone who has had a good mango understands, though.

[stanfordgsb]

[baronfulmen]