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[depsidase]

[shorkgirlyuri]

his ass is NOT a doctor

[ieailu]

it’s so crucial that i lay down for a bit

[ieailu]

it’s so crucial that i lay down for a bit

[telnaga]

if you want something done weird you gotta do it yourself

[kemafili]

My son egg n his brother cheese

[ugly-bouquet]

are they not both your sons? Why is Cheese not given the son title.

[kemafili]

I dont ljke him

[rebel-ramen]

i’m like a vampire in the way that you have to 100% confirm that it is okay for me to join into anything

[kunoichl]

funniest tiktok exchange of all time

[bears-are-friends]

[byjove]

me: why are the pillows always so fucked up

my cat:

[byjove]

frustrating each other is our love language

[effemimaniac]

bitches have complicated feelings about me due to my inconsistent swag

[kelpforestdwellers]

they should invent a doctor that treats illnesses

[touhouweed]

popping my back isnt enough i need to be picked up and slammed against the wall like a wet trout

[slowwshoww]

suzanne collins killing prim after everything katniss did to save her.......... THATS how you write a story about the brutality and futility of war ma'am thats what we call a compelling and fucked up narrative yessums thats storytelling babes!!!!

[books--and-cleverness]

“That was one of the first questions I asked her when we sat down: 'Did you always know that [Prim] was going to die?' And she said, 'Oh yeah, of course, that's the whole point.'” (x)

[swurp]

Cats will get up to go have a sniff

[velvetys]

Y’all watch bob l'éponge?

[faewaren]

Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately

[holorifle]

saying “hm. must be the curse” every time something bad happens and refusing to elaborate is my new hobby