Suckers are good for numbing pain

[buttholethenewkid]

Did you just cough up blood?!

Cody looked at his hand and his eyes widened. He started to shake a bit, not out of fear, but because he felt like he was about to puke, “I-I don’t know- I- why am I-” He was interrupted by another coughing fit, and he held his side.

[scotttenormanaskblog]

Scott burst through the hospital doors yelling for a doctor to help his possibly dying friend, heart racing  ,”Som..someone help! My friend is sick I think he might be dying!”

[beammeupscotty-babe]

You should talk to @doctorrubygooglehistory she helped you out the last time.

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

What seems to be the problem?

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

Why is everyone so mean to me?? Jesus, what did I ever do to you?!

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

I think you’re a cool kid

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

Eric Cartman is the coolest

[jack-is-chili]

But his dad is sexy *winks at Doctor Ruby*

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

Do you hate Jews too? *Uhoh*

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

Eric Cartman is the coolest

[scotttenormanaskblog]

I’m bleeding!

@therealjacktenorman

[jack-is-chili]

*panicked* what happened scott?

[scotttenormanaskblog]

That batman reject stabbed me!

[jack-is-chili]

Oh shit. I’m taking you to Doctor Ruby. @doctorrubygooglehistory can you please bandage my son.

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

Why does this keep happening to your boys?

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

*realJacktenorman* Dr. Ruby can you look at my son’s clone. He’s bleeding.

He has a clone?

[jack-is-chili]

Jack just wants Liane as a friend. But he’ll be a pervert and have lots of off-screen sex. Maybe he should start seeing Doctor Ruby or Link’s Mom again. I’ll see in the future.

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

I am a fan of your sons work

[jack-is-chili]

*takes of shirt showing off his abbs* well then you should get to know me. What about me and you get some drinks.

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

Sounds lovely

[jack-is-chili]

*smiles as he takes Doctor Ruby to the bar* is it hot in here or is it just you?

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

Oh aren't you a charmer?

[jack-is-chili]

Jack just wants Liane as a friend. But he’ll be a pervert and have lots of off-screen sex. Maybe he should start seeing Doctor Ruby or Link’s Mom again. I’ll see in the future.

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

I am a fan of your sons work

[jack-is-chili]

*takes of shirt showing off his abbs* well then you should get to know me. What about me and you get some drinks.

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

Sounds lovely

[jack-is-chili]

Jack just wants Liane as a friend. But he’ll be a pervert and have lots of off-screen sex. Maybe he should start seeing Doctor Ruby or Link’s Mom again. I’ll see in the future.

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

I am a fan of your sons work

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

*realjacktenorman* Doctor can you please help my son. He’s terribly wounded.

Oh my god what happened to him?!

[jack-is-chili]

*sadly* He cut his wrist. Can you please bandage him. There’s lots of blood.

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

I I’m so sorry I’ll stitch him up for you

[jack-is-chili]

*smiles at Doctor Ruby* Thank you.

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

You should probably get the boy to therapy later

[jack-is-chili]

*nods* I’m looking into it. But unfortunately it’s hard finding a therapist to see Scottie.

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

I’ve seen a wanted ad by the mental health faculty asking for him along with a creepy smiling weirdo

[jack-is-chili]

*looks disappointed* I know and that’s why it’s hard to find Scottie a therapist. His friend Link’s mom Dr. Eliza is a therapist but she’s booked now. I’ll try to get an appointment for later.

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

That would be better I heard bad things about those institutions

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

*realjacktenorman* Doctor can you please help my son. He’s terribly wounded.

Oh my god what happened to him?!

[jack-is-chili]

*sadly* He cut his wrist. Can you please bandage him. There’s lots of blood.

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

I I’m so sorry I’ll stitch him up for you

[jack-is-chili]

*smiles at Doctor Ruby* Thank you.

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

You should probably get the boy to therapy later

[jack-is-chili]

*nods* I’m looking into it. But unfortunately it’s hard finding a therapist to see Scottie.

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

I've seen a wanted ad by the mental health faculty asking for him along with a creepy smiling weirdo

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

*realjacktenorman* Doctor can you please help my son. He’s terribly wounded.

Oh my god what happened to him?!

[jack-is-chili]

*sadly* He cut his wrist. Can you please bandage him. There’s lots of blood.

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

I I’m so sorry I’ll stitch him up for you

[jack-is-chili]

*smiles at Doctor Ruby* Thank you.

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

You should probably get the boy to therapy later

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

*realjacktenorman* Doctor can you please help my son. He’s terribly wounded.

Oh my god what happened to him?!

[jack-is-chili]

*sadly* He cut his wrist. Can you please bandage him. There’s lots of blood.

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

I I'm so sorry I'll stitch him up for you

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

*realjacktenorman* Doctor can you please help my son. He’s terribly wounded.

Oh my god what happened to him?!

[stanground-archived]

doctorrubygooglehistory:

We don’t think your friend will make it past Tuesday

@stanground

“What?”

That’s not what he expected to hear. He thought Trent, who was not his friend, would live. How could he just die like that? Well, he shot him but still. Trent was supposed to be indestructible or something. So much for his fears. “Can’t you guys do anything else for him? You’re doctors.”

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

"We had to put him on life support but if we don't find his parents the higher ups will pull the plug. I'm sorry."

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

We don't think your friend will make it past Tuesday

@stanground

[beammeupscotty-babe]

*Doctor frowns blocking the entrance to the hospital* We have order's that the ginger kid can't come in he's banned

What if I paid you? This boy’s dad is a Denver Bronco. He’ll pay you a good amount of money.

[scotttenormanaskblog]

Can he pay for the lives of the families killed when he drove an car through the building!? *never forget*

[beammeupscotty-babe]

Actually with the money Mr. Tenorman will pay you can save future lives. You can get better equipment.

[scotttenormanaskblog]

Don’t care

[beammeupscotty-babe]

Actually your required to help him. It’s the law. *pause* I’ll just take him another doctor.

[scotttenormanaskblog]

He killed people! According to the law he should be in jail!

[beammeupscotty-babe]

I’ll just take him to another doctor. Maybe Mr. Tenorman can hire a doctor to see Scott at his house. *leaves with Scott*

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

Wait! Don’t go! I can help that poor child!

[beammeupscotty-babe]

Thank you. I’ll help you take Scott to his room.

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

Poor dear what happened to him?

[beammeupscotty-babe]

He was electrocuted by a….small toy. Yup that’s what happened.

[doctorrubygooglehistory]

That's crazy!