DOCTOR TIGERBITCH!

[doctortigerbitch-blog]

there are too many goddamn mexicans in the USA. next thing you know they'll change the lyrics of the national anthem to "Jose can't you see".

[fiztheancient]

this owns btw

[doctortigerbitch-blog]

yeah ok it really does

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Send me an animal and I'll answer you~

Dog: Have you ever betrayed a friend?

Cat: What's you favorite food?

Frog: Do you believe in true love?

Koala: Do your friends find you cute?

Panda: Sexual orientation?

Monkey: Are you hyper?

Bunny: Post a selca?

Horse: Tell me about your first love.

Bear: Are you addicted to something?

Hiena: Do you laugh a lot?

Lion: Do your friends treat you like a king/queen or are you their server?

Duck: Do you make funny sounds? If yes, which?

Llama: Do you have funny habits? If yes, which?

Swan: Do people in general call you beautiful more or less often?

Elephant: Do people bully/used to bully you due to your looks?

Giraffe: Your height?

Parrot: Are you a talker?

Hamster: Do you eat a lot?

Turtle: Do you hide your feelings often?

Bat: Which part of the day/night you enjoy the most?

Butterfly: What's your biggest dream?

Pigeon: If you could get wings on your back, where would you go?

Alligator: Tell me three facts about you.

Dinosaur: How old are you?

[cyberstrawberry-deactivated2013]

please date me i will give you 6 potato

[cyberstrawberry-deactivated2013]

25,000 notes later and im still single

[oldforgottenbutforthebest]

do you still have the potatoes

[doctortigerbitch-blog]

i have to wake up for work at 5 AM on a saturday morning in just a few hours and i can't manage to fall asleep. please slay me.

[textsfrombennett-blog]

What a sick, crazy time we live in.

[doctortigerbitch-blog]

mac lethal is kind of the best

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quebec is home to the dumbest and finest winter hats

[doctortigerbitch-blog]

i barfed

[the-pastoralist]

Let’s go back to summertime! 

[doctortigerbitch-blog]

i miss pretty bugs

[patient-53865-deactivated201304]

Okay, I’m not answering any more questions. Anything sent now will be deleted right away and I’ll delete the published ones later. 

I wasn’t doing this for attention. I really didn’t think anyone would answer to it at all. I’m sorry that I offended you.

I didn’t mean that they deserved to die or that I wanted them to. I just meant that I was happy that there was another reminder to everyone that life is fucked up. People need help and sometimes they don’t get it. Yeah, what he did wasn’t right, but it was understandable. 

I feel for him and his family because they were victims too.

[oldforgottenbutforthebest]

I mean I can’t say with 100% certainty, but a message like,

yay we needed another school shooting! :3

is so fucking far from what you are saying you posted. I believe, wholeheartedly, you thought you were being edgy and clever and TOTES PUNXROX or whatever. You just meant that you were happy there was another reminder that life is fucked up? I think you were happy that there was an opportunity to make yourself stand out from the crowd, and when it went sour you suddenly became deep.

I seriously cannot understand why anyone would even post half of the shit I’ve seen on this fucking website about this. With this, the ‘Holmies’ and people saying, “Columbine was better”, it makes me realize that yes the world is fucked up, not because of shooters, but because of cunts like these who only say this shit to get attention. This is prime examples of children who clearly don’t understand consequence. This is the kind of shit that you post online that people find in the future. Imagine you’re applying for a job, and you’re possible employer is like, “yeah you’re more than qualified but my son was killed in Columbine so go eat a dick.”

I generally don’t post about stuff like this. I like to keep my bubble to baking, pokemon, and butts. But when I see shit like this and people back track I get seriously angry. So, in conclusion, congratulations - you’re a dickbag. Hope you like the attention.

[doctortigerbitch-blog]

i think that's the openly angriest i've ever seen you on this website james

[doctortigerbitch-blog]

for the first time in over three years i noticed what the hoops from which hangs the shower curtain look like and i didn't like what i saw at all

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i know alcohol will both coddle you in her gentle fat arms while slapping you in the face with her freaky extra arm+hand combo, just imagine that's what she uses to wipe herself or something

[doctortigerbitch-blog]

even if youve got the biggest of moobs

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it is okay to love yourself exactly the way you are. hail satan.

[doctortigerbitch-blog]

its crazy how little i can care about people unfollowing me because i had so many more followers when i was a complete asshole and mean to people and its just comforting to know that i've gone past that

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bronzebasilisk replied to your photo: Reason i don’t mind being ugly #1: My nose and...

haha you being ugly thats a good one

it's okay to be attracted to goblins i won't judge you

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pepperonideluxe replied to your post: i love good beer more than i love people and as a...

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beat you to the punch by 6 hours