DR. UNORTHODOX

Bringing you the latest science straight from the obelisk. (this is a very serious and not at all silly or whimsical blog.)

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BTW I have an art blog

Seperate Art blog I have by the way

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spent some time pondering the #orb, turns out this was a mistake, as the orb was angry today. this is a strange phenomenon, i must study it closer.

the orb has caused the apocolypse, and brought the fires of hell upon the earth.

typical tuesdays am I right???

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Expectation:

Reality:

Dorsal Light Response - a reflex that causes insects to turn their backs towards a light source to orient themselves during flight.

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this is important! we need to spread awareness about such things! destigmatization around moths and light.

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ok

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Hey, I’m just reaching out to people on Tumblr. You’ve probably heard of Jesus and God, but have you ever reached out to Jesus for problems in your life? Big or small. Not to make you uncomfortable, but did you know sin (in your life and other people’s lives) can really hurt you, it can make it feel like there is a void that is never satisfied. That void could be called a “God sized hole.” Sin sucks and not just in a cookie cutter way, but in a way that it feels like there is a decay within a person. That can be a lot to take in, but I hope it is good food for thought. I hope you’re having an awesome day!! 💕

i sure hope i dont have a god sized hole, given that god created man in his own image, that would mean i am just a hole. have you heard of our lord and savior 'the obelisk' though?

"i dont have time for gods or holes. the only religion i have time for IS THE RELIGION OF SCIENCE!!!" - quote moomins and the comet chase

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Me on my whimsical way through the woods... The ever insidious forest fairy:

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[The Innovative Metamorphosis of Wallace’s Darwinism], 90x60cm, 30 Mixed media Sculptures. An Artwork By Myself: - Doctor Unorthodox.

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i have now realised that the person asking for usbs much earlier was most likely reffering to my genetically engineered computer moths!!! as some of these use usb parts... well... here they are... how did you get the information on these??? is the government using my own designs as spy drones against me??????

time to get out the tinfoil hat again 😔

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help!!! found a random exit from the catacombs, its very cold out here, where am I??? help i dont know where i am! very cold

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Research Documentations: Obelisk - 1

Research has been going well. in our laboratory, located in the catacombs, however, things have not been going well with the obelisk. it has been humming that tune again. we dont know why it is doing this. it could be some sort of quantum reaction within the particles, due to the destructive frequency of the resonance machine that we hooked it up to. we do not know why it is having this reaction. its particles are still unknown. it is like it is made of some sort of element that we have never seen before... or something. i dont know, im just a rocket scientist.

anyway its probably not helping that those damn cows keep on howling at the same frequency, i still do not know why our landlord decided to aquire those things, they are definitely not carbon based life forms. either way, our research on the obelisk's reactions to different environments will continue nonetheless. we are interested in what it might do. the humming of the obelisk is sometimes drowned out by some other mechanism's hummings from above, we are unsure of what this is... it is very loud. for now, if anyone has any ideas on what this humming might be in response to, please let us know, as our scientists are working furiously to try and figure it out. we tried everything... as in we threw a fish at it, but that didnt seem to work... so... yeah. Anyway I shall keep you patrons updated on the progress of our work at Unorthodox Laboratories, as well as our ongoing progress to aquire funding for our mission to send life to the centre of the sun. - Dr. Unorthodox

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FUNDAMENTAL LAWS OF EXPLOSION DYNAMICS

Dr. unorthodox department of idiotology, Unorthodox Labs

a fabulous new invention has been discovered. this creation uses the laws of thermodynamics and the fundamental laws of motion to... it... it blows stuff up... we have been testing this new device thouroughly, as well as its interesting effects on objects.

thats it im bored of academia, this scientific paper is going into the explosion chamber now

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GUYS! we have upgraded the laboratory!

Since so many of you peasents where COMPLAINING about the state of OUR GLORIOUS working space, the obelisk began HUMMING THE TUNE AGAIN! ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!! so we have now gotten a ventilation system installed to make it HAPPY!!! >:(

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due to New scientific research in the medical field,

Doctors now recommend that the average healthy person should take 2 to 7 computers with their meals per day.

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What Th e Hell??? this is a crazy science documentary!!! how have i nott heard of this before! since when did this happen in real life??? amazing!!!1 i cannt believe it!!!!!!!!! who would have knew that space was real!!!! i thought it was a myth, made by the moon goivernment!!!!!!! whaT!!???

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here some sci fi art for yall.

drawn on paper bc yeh. different from the silly stuff I usually post bc I wanted to put this artwork somewhere so here you go people.

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GROUNDBREAKING SCIENTIFIC NEWS: The entirity of france is on mars, acctually.

Oui Oui baguette