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Christina | she/her | I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now.

[drfrankenmel]

mel + pointed workplace posters

[melking]

"My hands are still shaking."

THE PITT 2.02 | 2.15

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[godblessthesickos]

World historical loser

[drwiltz-official]

[emziess]

Legally Blonde dir. Robert Luketic First released 13th July 2001

[dambiex]

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

[vakariasdragon]

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

[louisegluckpdf]

we need to invent a spray tan-style treatment but instead of spraying you with tanning stuff it sprays you with heavy duty spf. and it lasts a few weeks so that way you can just get your spf spray a few times a summer instead of having to spend 10 minutes every day getting sticky and oily and making sure the sunscreen is all rubbed in. how do i get on shark tank

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[jesterlesbian]

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

[epicsause-official]

on sharing one's opinons

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[not-so-blue]

And I don't expect I shall return.

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING 2001, dir. Peter Jackson

[rosieandthemoon]

By Fedor Lashkov

[japril]

I really don't want you to leave either.

[fawntastic]

Well. If the shoe fish