I don't like alarms, Mr. White

Indie Mr. Blonde rp sideblog from Reservoir Dogs. Likes/follows are from Smartvulpix.

[vicivefallen]

Reservoir Dogs + tumblr text posts

[foreveralone-lyguy]

I told my roommate he was putting the tp on backwards and then I find this

[doesntxlikexalarms]

(Anyone else having trouble with things posting to different sideblogs that aren’t “public” ? Like I have one that a password is required but every once in a while something from here or one of the other sideblogs goes there and the people tagged don’t even get a notification.)

[gothsferatu-deactivated20160519]

do not come into my house and disrespect steve buscemi

[st4lker-deactivated20200823]

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[charley-koopa]

[vaememes]

                    CRIME  BASED  SENTENCE   PROMPTS  .

             A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF COMMITTED CRIMES PROMPTS,                TRIGGERS MAY APPLY; BLOOD, MURDER, ETC.                  CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

 i.       murder.

❛     what  have  you  done?     ❜

❛     what  did  you  do?   ❜

❛     you’re   going  to  prison  for  murder.    ❜

❛     how  do  you  plan  to  get  away  with  this  one?   ❜

❛    i’m  not  helping  you  do  anything!   ❜

❛     i  can’t  believe  we  just  killed   someone.      ❜

❛    why  did  you  tell  me  you  did   this!    ❜

❛     do  you  really  think  you  can  outrun  this?     ❜

❛     we  just  committed  a  murder,  don’t  tell  me  to  calm  down!     ❜

❛     i’m  not  going  down  for  this.      ❜

❛     what–   is  that  what  it  looks  like  ..  please  tell  me  it’s  not.    ❜

❛     you  really  did  this,  didn’t  you?    ❜

❛     you  really  think  i’m  going  to  help  you  move  a  dead  body?   ❜

❛     you’re  telling  me  you  didn’t  do  this?   ❜

❛     i’m  going  to  be  sick,  oh  my–  i  can’t.    ❜

❛     why  did  you  do  this?   ❜

❛     you   can’t  get  away  with  murder!   ❜

❛     you  said  we  were  going  to   scare   him/her/them,  not  kill  him/her/them!   ❜

 ii.       theft.

❛     hey,   did  you  steal  that  from  me?   looks  familiar.     ❜

❛     you  want  me  to  help  you  rob  someone?   ❜

❛     i  am  not  going  to  help  you  rob  someone.    ❜

❛     i’m  pretty  sure  that’s  stealing.   ❜

❛     you  stole  from  me!   ❜

❛     the  only  thing  i  steal  is  hearts.      ❜

❛     give  it  back!    ❜

❛     are  we  seriously  stealing  right  now?     ❜

❛     you  have  a  serious  sticky  finger  problem.    ❜

❛     you  can’t  just  go  around  and  steal  from  people.      ❜

❛     why  did  you  take  it?     ❜

❛     you  know  you’re  going  to  get  caught,  right?    ❜

❛     you  want  me  steal?   why  can’t  you  do  it?   ❜

❛     i’m  not  going  to  steal  for  you.     ❜

❛     you   are   a   thief!     ❜

❛     why  are  you  robbing  these  people?   ❜

❛     you  tried  to  steal  from  me!   ❜

❛     i   didn’t   steal   it!  ❜

 iii.       arson.

❛     you   didn’t  have  anything  to  do  with  that  arson.     ❜

❛      arson  is  a  crime.     ❜

❛     they’ll  know  it   was  an  arson.    ❜

❛     you  didn’t  have  anything  to  do  with  that  arson,  did  you?   ❜

❛    you  set  it  on  fire!   ❜

❛     i  can’t  believe  you  want  to  burn  it  down.      ❜

❛    put  the  matches  down!    ❜

❛     why  you  would  you  tell  me  you  committed  arson?     ❜

❛     i  didn’t  have  anything  to  do  with  that  arson.    ❜

❛     i’m  not  going  to  help  you  commit  arson.      ❜

❛     you  didn’t  really  burn  it  down,  did  you?     ❜

❛     what  if  there  would  have  been  people  inside?    ❜

❛     you  didn’t  think,  you  just  did  it?   ❜

❛     you  can’t  just  burn  the  place  down.     ❜

❛     please  don’t  do  this! ❜

❛     why  do  you  want  to  burn  it  for?   ❜

❛     you  really  did  it?   i  didn’t  think  you’d  really  do  it!    ❜

❛     you  aren’t  being  serious,  right?   they’ll   know   we  did   it.    ❜

 iv.       fraud.

❛     you  stole  my  identity?     ❜

❛      you   stole   someone’s   identity?   ❜

❛      i’m   pretty  sure  that’s  fraud.    ❜

❛      you  can’t  just  forge  a  signature.     ❜

❛      i’m  just  going  to  forge  their  signature.   ❜

❛      you  aren’t  allowed  to  sign   someone   else’s  name.      ❜

❛     you  signed  my  name  for  me?   ❜

❛     why  would  you  sign  my  name?     ❜

❛     that’s  illegal,  you  can’t  sign  for  anyone’s  name.    ❜

❛     you’re  using  someone’s  social  security.      ❜

❛     you  stole  someone’s  social  security?     ❜

❛     how  are  you  not  in  jail  for   fraud?    ❜

❛     you  do   know  that’s  fraud,  right?   ❜

❛     it’s  not  okay  to  forge  my  signature  without  asking  me.     ❜

❛     you  lied  about  you  are! ❜

❛     you  gave  the  police  a  wrong  name?   ❜

❛     i  didn’t  mean  to  sign  your  name.   ❜

❛     do  you  think  they  have  finally  caught  on  to  you?     ❜

 v.       truancy.

❛     you   really   need  to  go  to  school.     ❜

❛      why  don’t  you  want  to  go  to  school?     ❜

❛      you  can’t  keep  missing  school.    ❜

❛      we  got  a  truancy  letter  in  the  mail  today.   ❜

❛     you  have  a  court  date  for  missing  school!   ❜

❛      please,  just  go  to  school,  before  you  end  up   in  jail.      ❜

❛     you  will  go  jail  if  you  keep  missing!    ❜

❛     why  aren’t   you  ever  at   school?     ❜

❛     it’s  either  school   or   jail.    ❜

❛     i’m  being  convicted  of  truancy.      ❜

❛     they  are  trying  to  lock  you  up  for  missing  school?     ❜

❛     why  should  i  go  to  school?    ❜

❛     you  want  to  go  to  jail?   ❜

❛     come  on,  just  a  few  more  years  and  it’s  history.   ❜

❛     get  to  school  now! ❜

❛     what  does  being   truant  ever  mean?   ❜

❛     i’m  sorry,  you’re  what,  a  truant?   ❜

vi.       vandalism.

❛     pretty  sure  this  is  vandalism.     ❜

❛      can  you  even  really  get  into  trouble  for  painting  a  wall?     ❜

❛      it’s  just  a  little  graffiti.  ❜

❛      you  broke  someone’s  property,  that’s  okay.    ❜

❛     you  can’t  go  onto  someones  property  and  break  things!   ❜

❛      i  don’t  want  to  do  this  anymore!      ❜

❛      don’t  tell  me  to  calm  down!  we  just  got  caught  on  camera!    ❜

❛     you  took  a  baseball  bat  to  someone’s  home?     ❜

❛     i’m  not   going  to  ruin  someone’s  property.   ❜

❛     they  know  it   was  you.      ❜

❛     you  spray  painted  the  side  of  that  building?   ❜

❛     you  want  to  graffiti  with  me  later?    ❜

❛     did  you  ever  get  in  trouble  for  vandalism?   ❜

❛     i’m  not  going  to  vandalize  someone’s  house.  ❜

❛     hurry!   someone’s  coming!   ❜

❛    you  know  there  are  camera’s  up  everywhere?   ❜

❛     are  you  crazy?  they  have  camera’s!   ❜

vii.       trespassing.

❛     hey,  i’m  pretty  sure  this  is  trespassing.     ❜

❛      you  want  to  go  over  there?     ❜

❛     you  want  to  climb  the  fence  and  go  over  there? ❜

❛      what  are  we  doing  here  anyway.    ❜

❛      you’re  trespassing!   ❜

❛     i  am  not  trespassing  and  breaking  and  entering.    ❜

❛      that’s  breaking  and  entering!    ❜

❛     first,  trespassing.  now  breaking  and  entering?     ❜

❛     i  am  not  going  to  trespass.  ❜

❛     stop  right  there!   what  are  you  doing  trespassing  onto  my  property!     ❜

❛     you  think  someone  is  trespassing?  ❜

❛     you  are  trespassing!   ❜

❛     i’m  not  getting  in  trouble  for  trespassing.   ❜

❛     i’m  not  trespassing,  i   live  here.   ❜

❛     what  are  you  doing  trespassing?   ❜

❛    you  can’t  go  around  and  trespass.  ❜

❛     trust  me,  i’m  not  going  to  get  caught.   ❜

[doesntxlikexalarms]

(Oh my god I can finally get to my activity page. When I clicked on it for two days now on here it just gave me an error message for some reason.)

[harbingerofumbrella-archived]

Send me “✒  + a headcanon “  and I’ll tell you if I approve it or not

[doesntxlikexalarms]

“Or you could go to a crowded bar and grab’em from everyone in there. It’d net you at least six or eight a go.”  Blonde looks around, over his shoulder at the surrounding area, correcting himself only after he sees someone with an eyepatch.  “-Maybe the occasional five or seven.”

He nods at the pointout about enemies. “You really shouldn’t trust anyone, honestly. Hell, a sweet old lady could be pissed at you for not holding the door open and come in with a knife one day or some shit.”

“-What’s the matter? Not a fan of whiskey?”

[charley-koopa]

a concept: reservoir dogs but instead of real guns its finger guns imagine how fucking stupid that would be

[doesntxlikexalarms]

(Oh man, I’d watch it tho, tbh.)

[incorrectarantinoquotes]

Mr. Pink: How do you just drink a soda when there’s a nearly dead guy laying there?

Mr. Blonde: What, is that rude? Am I supposed to share?

[anticmiscellaney]

[cinemaspam]

Sunset Boulevard (1950) dir. Billy Wilder

[doesntxlikexalarms]

'i can’t remember the last time i was happy.' - from charley (@reservoir-loli)

He nods, giving an understanding smile. “I hear you. Me neither.”  

Vic silently swirled the drink he held in it’s glass as he watched it; trying to think for a moment. 

“I can tell you some good memories, but I can’t really say I was happy during them.” The small smile turned into a larger smirk as he looked at her. 

“…Got any of those, at least?”

@reservoir-loli

[doesntxlikexalarms]

He adjusted his shirt slightly as he listened to Pink; huffing a small laugh. “...You WANT me to lose my shit?”

“The Terminator..” Well, there was his emotion. Blonde was amused. “Don’t think I could pull off those threads. D’you?”  After kidding, he shrugs. “Guy has the right idea though. Show no emotion, pull a gun and tag someone. They’ll NEVER see it coming.”

“Green’s smart too. Wildcard, that one.” Taking a long drag of his cigarette, he continued. “Honestly? Glad we got Green with us.”

[trashmemes]

ANGST SENTENCE STARTERS   —   quotes pulled from various tv shows, movies, and songs. feel free to make alterations.

you were all i wanted, and you never wanted me.

i wish you’d stayed. 

don’t make this harder than it has to be.

shut up. you’re drunk.

i wish i never met you. 

at least turn around and look at me.

don’t fucking make that face and say “i’m sorry” to me!

are you even capable of love?

you ice people out. you always have.

let’s give it a minute before we admit that we’re through.

don’t touch me!

you don’t love me?

i’m not your fucking experiment!

i can’t remember the last time i was happy.

please don’t forgive me.

you don’t give a shit about me!

there are things you just don’t know. that if you knew, you’d never speak to me again.

you hurt me, i hurt you.

don’t suddenly act like you care.

i don’t wanna die.

you can’t help me!

when you’re away, i manage to forget you.

i couldn’t save him.

you’re not half the man you think you are.

i’m sorry that i let you down.

you were the love of my life and it kills me.

do i make you scared?

i wasn’t worth changing for. 

i’m the cunt you married.

it doesn’t mean a thing.

this is a weak moment. nobody’s supposed to see this.

how would you kill me if you could?

i’m still here, but all is lost.

[syntheticisolation]

@doesntxlikexalarms​ | ◎

“Valentine’s day sounds overrated. Couples falling in love, only to break up a month later because they discover their partner is wanted on three counts of first degree murder. You know what would sound aesthetically pleasing? If I gut you like a pig, strangle you slowly with your own intestine. The squeaks your windpipe makes before you finally stop struggling. None of that love bullshit, but I can wrap them around a Christmas tree instead for decoration.”

[doesntxlikexalarms]

He chuckled. Whether it was nerves or just amusement someone just outright said something like that, he couldn’t decide. “Now that’s a fuckin’ creative threat.”

“It really is overrated though, ya got me there man.” Although, his eyebrow shot up at the murder charges. Shit, what did he hear? That was exactly why his last ex broke ties with him.

“Y’know, I’ve heard of someone using eyeballs as Christmas ornaments before but not the intestine as garland. fuckin’ well thought.” 

[skinks]

Richie doing the “OH NO, GRAVITY IS—INCREASING ON ME—” thing from lilo & stitch whenever Eddie insists on rushing him anywhere, like to the movie theater when they’re late, or out his bedroom window before Sonia hears them. Eddie’s like “can’t you gO ANY FASTER” and Richie just goes deadweight and collapses on him

[skinks]