this meme's war

yo im alicia, 17, she/her.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via elizwsmith)

[theanti90smovement]

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[powersnail]

they lock tom brady in a room and only let him out to do football

[virovac]

Or he could just be an introvert.

I’ve only had a strawberry once, and am not interested in recreational stimulants.

[nucleosynthetic-deactivated2021]

im sorry i keep reblogging this over and over but i have been thinking about this comment all day

[laughingsquid]

A Beautiful Longhaired Tuxedo Cat Shows Off His New Prosthetic Back Paws After a Severe Injury

[audible-smiles]

feeties

[viskialtis]

I love how so many people have been confused and amused by that guy in the Sochi Olympics who was at the top of the slopestyle track during the men’s competition just casually knitting away

and it turned out to be Finland’s snowboarding coach.

[rue-scribe-deactivated20220416]

yes okay but THE SNOWBOARDER IS HOLDING THE YARN FOR HIM

[goingtopshelf-deactivated201510]

“coach, i’m cold" 

“hold this" 

“what? no coach, that’s not what i meant" 

“i will make you this scarf” 

[mizukibull]

He’s BACK!

And this time it’s a blanket for our president’s newborn son. The whole team is on it!

[sixpenceee]

Staring into the eye of infinity, photo by Greg Gibbs

[lavenderdolls-deactivated201611]

strength in nature

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

[leppu]

Drawings of our dog Rulla from my twitter!!

[moonthymes]

anyway jeff bezos could eradicate homelessness. he could literally give each homeless person 100k and it would only take less than .5% of his entire wealth. what the actual god giving fuck

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

I love the internet i got into an arguement with this 28 year old white person and they put a satanic hex on me when they were losing. This surpasses all other twitter beef

[danmangan]

things that are enjoyable:

showers

things that are not enjoyable:

getting in the shower

getting out of the shower

[seventhdigital]

This concept applies to beds as well

[cheaphalloweencostume]

holy fucking shit apparently after the events of Back At It Again In Krispy Kreme the starring acrobat (who teaches tumbling now) stuck the landing then calmly walked out the door as 100+ people stood in silence processing what they had just seen

the police came to his house later and just said not to do it again

thank you @eightfilms for linking me to the most satisfying possible aftermath of a vine I could ever want

[cheaphalloweencostume]

http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/01/story-of.html

[negrocops]

2018 really is blessed cause ive been wondering if he was still alive for 2 years now

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

this man was really just in this public bathroom with his girlfriend on speaker phone and she’s like “what are you up to” he’s like “I’m taking a shit baby” absolutely appalling this might be the last straw for me I really might attack this man

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

literally I feel like a wild chimpanzee right now

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[oiltipped]

some post: it’s okay if you haven’t done all these things yet! there’s no time limit and you move at your own pace! you shouldn’t be upset because you’re eighteen and none of it’s happened!

me, a 22yr old: 

[casdcan]

real talk my mom never invaded my privacy, always knocked and waited for my “come in” instead of barging into my room, never tried to read my texts or journals or notes, and I always came to her with sensitive subjects; to the point of telling her I lost my virginity the /day/ I lost my virginity

what I’m saying is: respect your kids’ privacy and they will come to you with shit you’re worried about them doing

[lookskindadeadinside]

take it from someone raised the opposite; not respecting your kid’s privacy and rooting thru all of their shit, making them feel paranoid etc, will just turn them into a very good liar who withholds everything/makes up convincing stories and is really good at hiding things from you right under your nose.

[dfkshkjs]

i will reblog this every time i see it

[goldcrescent]

We all thought Loki was the odd one out but it turns out Thor is actually the friendly jock middle child in a family of bitchy drama club goths

[moved-to-ofswordsandpens]

[funnypicsdept]