Welcome To Flinttown

Dan Flint, 35, hitter of round things, GH: imbouttohaveafxxkinbreakdown [RP, not Dan, don't follow]

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It's taken me until age 35 to wonder if folding crisp packets into triangles is a purely British thing, or if everyone does it lmao

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Bread and butter has no damn right smelling as good as it does

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My brain has been fried this week, I'm back, I think

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I don't think I could ever fully trust anyone who knows when to use 'whom' in a sentence properly

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At @limprizzkit s request, this is my sweet girl, Artemis!

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Is 10 notes on a selfie a flop, I feel like it's a flop 😭

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Thought I could get away with Calum reblogging an old intro, but my brain won't let me lmao.

Hey friends, I'm Dan, I'll be drumming for YMAS for the next year or so, then dog knows what after that. I have too many hobbies, watch the same 10 things on repeat, and spend way too much time giving my dog a dopey, love filled stare.

@ imbouttohaveafxxkinbreakdown

[rumwik]

Good job!

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Also why did I have a weird as fuck apocalypse dream and wake up convinced it was my birthday today? (It's not, my birthday was in March) Like, the two aren't even slightly connected so just why?????

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Does the fact that Calum unearthed an old intro for me mean I don't have to intro now lmao

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The one downside to having a dog is taking her for a long walk during the summer and having to play "tick or tit" every time I rub her belly the rest of the day

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Now I know I'm old, I got new cutlery and actually got excited when I had a reason to use some of it lmao

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I wonder how many of us who constantly have a vape hanging from our mouths are doing it cause we subconsciously still miss our dummies/pacifiers 30 years later lmfao

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The fact that my autocorrect wanted to follow star with trek instead of wars is so funny to me though lmao

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Star Wars

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There's a group of kids rolling down the hill in the park across from my house, and while I love seeing kids having fun outside, all I can think about is how many bugs are going to be all in their clothes by now 😭