DogeyoBogey

I'm the type of person who sees a statue of a horse and proceeds to climb on that horse and hum the William Tell Overture or whistle the theme from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. I like bad horror movies, spaghetti westerns, and movies with no discernible plot. Expect nothing out of this blog and you will be richly rewarded. Snapchat me if you like stupid face wars and random things: DogeyoBogey Aromantic/🤷🏻‍♂️ he/him/they/them

[filibusterfrog]

core classes as undead :)

[muffinsedits]

𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦

[halalgirlmeg]

I like how Spain Spanish is just completely different from everybody else

[bax16]

[whollyunnecessary]

You haven't lived until you've had a Spanish coworker in London nearly murder you because Americans call it a trash can, Mexicans call it la basura, the British call it a rubbish bin and I don't remember what word he ended up screaming at the top of his lungs but uh apparently in Spain they call it something else and I wasn't expecting to be separated by four layers of translation

[dogeyobogey]

I have lived according to this post.

[gravegospel]

hey give birds antlers

[hideki16seiyuu]

But what if they get stuck in the trees

[gravegospel]

alright but they could also use it as camouflage and blend in with the tree

[trans-doll]

What if they landed on each other’s antlers

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

stack em

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

@wishem

[wishem]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i keep presenting you with cursed concepts and you keep drawing them in friendly, pleasant ways, this is blasphemy 

[tyrrellius-blog]

Imagine if you picked one up from its antlers, like some birb-on-a-stick

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Utterly fantastic

[liquidlikecats]

Birds with antlers you say? Have a class doodle

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the ones on top are its babies

[petermorwood]

Here’s some art by Munwie on Deviantart:

Meanwhile, this is an obvious reason why Viking helmets didn’t have horns.

Going into battle wearing handlebars for the opponent to play with is a Bad Idea. That didn’t stop other cultures (Indo-Persian, Japanese) from doing so, but Vikings? NO.

The origin of the Nordic Horned Helmet is actually known: they first appeared in C.E. Doepler’s costume designs for Wagner’s “Ring Cycle” operas.

In 1876.

Incidentally, calling mail armour “chain-mail” first happened in the novel “The Fortunes of Nigel” by Sir Walter Scott.

In 1822.

Something similar has happened with the word “longsword”, which only came into general HEMA use for what had previously been “hand-and-a-half” or “bastard” swords about 20 years ago; even then the first time I saw it (in “Medieval Swordsmanship” © 1998 by John Clements) it was two words with a hyphen: “long-sword”.

As a single word it’s been part of the fantasy fiction arsenal since the mid-1970s, for example in C.J. Cherryh’s “Gate of Ivrel” © 1977, I used it in “The Horse Lord” © 1983, and I’m sure a search through very early D&D manual could place it even earlier.

Longsword is certainly a handier term than the alternatives, but IIRC even “hand-and-a-half sword” is no older than Victorian. In the Middle Ages a sword was usually just “a sword”; it was very inconsiderate of them not to think of later generations who might like to label things with a bit more exactitude…

Not all Munwie’s Deviantart birds are corvids, and not all are sinister…

…though you might have second thoughts about that if you know anything about the lifestyle of the European Robin.

They’re ferociously territorial, their usual song translates as “Get Off My Lawn Or I Will Kill You With Death”, and we’re grateful the two pairs in our garden are the size they are and not as big as e.g. tyrannosaur turkeys.

Which having written it is a mental image I really didn’t need…

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

LONGSWORDS ARE CALLED BASTARD SWORDS PASS IT ON

[a-dumb-bitch-apparently]

@serialreblogger

[serialreblogger]

this post has EVERYTHING

[gallusrostromegalus]

I have a personal theory about the Costume Horned Helmets:

Exhibit A:  Mead Horn

Ehbit B: Beer Hat

[alexisthenedd]

If anyone wants to know what it’s like to have ADHD the entire roller coaster of this thread is a good place to start, but imagine it’s your inner monologue every second you’re alive.

[that-crazy-australian]

what a wild ride this post was

[everythingfox]

The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂

[evilkillerpoptarts]

Foxes are cat software being run on dog hardware.  Clearly this fox is operating on the Kitten OS.

[misselaineofoz]

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

[unfollovving]

Mozilla FireFox @ Internet Explorer

[deepestfirefun]

[ithrowshoesatconservatives]

long-term nuclear waste warning messages + rich people's indoor swimming pools

[qqgk]

@utopians

[butchindulgence]

Imagine the stress of having a child who could teleport from birth….

[vergak]

Zillow house listings

[aaays-and-bees]

>go right

[vergak]

[giugirl743]

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

[vergak]

[bunjywunjy]

>...go back to the right

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go left

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go forward

[vergak]

[squirrledworld]

> Ascend

[vergak]

[jpuff9]

Go right ->

[vergak]

[athena-viviana]

Open the door! :3c

I wanna see what’s inside!

[vergak]

Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller

[apardonablemonomania-deactivate]

[randobambo]

[dedededededededededededededenne]

I hate that you photoshopped out the right arm of the dog to enhance the realism

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

Leliana please it's 3am, people are trying to sleep

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Dark Fairy Tale Photography of Mothmeister

This artist on Instagram // Etsy

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

Air Himbo

Water Himbo

Earth Himbo

Fire Himbo

[immaplatypus]

@crvggio​ I’ve been laughing at this for 47 years

[ear]

[bobacupcake]

[pikashunium-deactivatingshjddhk]

hot take

[official-lucifers-child]

:V

[snootyfoxfashion]

Gender Identity Witches Art Prints by evocaitart

x / x x / x x / x x / x x / x

Sexuality witches here!

[haletwinsstan]

I rate vampire emojis because clearly I’m an expert

Such detail! The red eyes are a great twilight reference and I love how far the cape sticks up! 8/10

Less detailed and less cape height (pity) but he looks friendly! Wind swept hair makes him the frat boy of the vampire emojis 7.5/10

A baby!!!!! This one is Apple’s son dressed up as his dad for Halloween! No red eyes tho :( 8/10

Looks straight into my soul 2/10

👀👀 a sexy vampire lady!!!! She had a snacc and her smoky eye is killer, good for her!!! 11/10 I would let her bite my neck

He tooth too big for he gotdamn mouth!! Pretty one dimensional but he’s giving me a big smile 5/10

A cloak swisher!!! The drama!!!! He looks like he’s inviting me into his castle. Why does he have a flashlight under his chin though 8.5/10

This is just Apple’s oldest son who shouldn’t go trick or treating anymore but is here for the candy. I’ll add a point because he looks very polite 7/10

Lego severus snape from the tenth circle of hell -7/10

A grey boy! Very dramatic collar cut but the laser in the middle of his chest is distracting 7/10

[snootyfoxfashion]

Sexuality Witches Art Prints by evocaitart

x / x x / x x / x x / x x / x

Gender identity witches here!