[ella-of-frell]

Me, a simple bard polymorphing and still wooing the women regardless

[tiktokarchive]

Guest: Hey can I use your bathroom?

Host: Oh, yeah! It's right over there.

Guest: Sick!

[roaringstream]

This caption doesnt do the video justice

[theocseason4]

why is this so overwhelming

[gregollyj]

This triggered something, but I don’t know what

[that-twink-over-there]

This was a religious experience

[porcelaindust]

[frogsuggest]

Our Lady of the Damp and Rain

[thenatsdorf]

Leaving a cup of water on the sidewalk. (via sincappop)

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

This is simply the best thing I have ever seen.

[thecryptkeeper]

every jake gyllenhaal movie ive seen he’s just like (bats his lashes at the screen) (speaking softly in that weird voice of his) (has a complete rampage/breakdown about an hour in)

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[pokemonpika77]

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

[the-fairy-dong-mother]

Sometimes facebook is hilarious

[0meadow-deactivated20200602]

quitting my job to focus on getting sluttier

[cewn]

[starkwillendurestone]

[catchymemes]

[nursery-4-clowns]

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

[pearl-likes-pi]

this tweet is my magnum opus

[slavery]

My uncle said in prison the guards tuck you in at night and the warden kisses you

[hotvampireadjacent]

is this true?

[slavery]

Yeah on the lips

[ewaneneollav]

dinosaurs extinct lol

[ewaneneollav]

[tchaikovskaya]

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

[tchaikovskaya]

this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[ghostscriesx]

consider also

[skinyyismydream]

[perfectalexander]

[lovethythrall]

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

[scum2000]

writing a tumblr post these days makes me feel like im alone on an apocalyptic planet and i speak into a wallkie talkie every now and again to look for other survivors