Cop: Have you been age regressing this evening?
Me about to go for the stuffed dog in the glove compartment: No officer
Cop: Do you know how old you are right now?
Me: (counting on my fingers) dis many
Cop: Step out of the car please.
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🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
Not today Justin
Keni

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
almost home
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Product Placement
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@doggirldrip
Cop: Have you been age regressing this evening?
Me about to go for the stuffed dog in the glove compartment: No officer
Cop: Do you know how old you are right now?
Me: (counting on my fingers) dis many
Cop: Step out of the car please.
Azure Azure
The eyes of the night
Sketch of YCH
✨🌒💫☄️🌙🌟🌌⭐
come give me a pawjob my address is 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque NM
Do Not. Give my husband puppy pawjob
no i don't *need* to sit in your lap while i adjust the travel on your shoulder servos but it's more fun this way
sneezes really hard and an egg shoots out of me while punching a hole clean through my panties and jeans, ricochets off the ground and re-enters me perfectly
Attack for Eggdis on AF!
HOW DOES SHE KNOW???
stop treating killing dragons as this act of bravery and valor. maybe ou should be kissieng and loving the dragons instead. and be more niceys
fink shaped friend
if you made plans with a bunnygirl, she might say "hoppy to oblige"
Me on Tumblr dot com
i firmly believe that if puppies could talk one of their favorite things to say would be "im a puppy!!!"
Shoutout to all the trans girls out there who were forced to live as miserable boys during the 2000’s or 2010’s, missing out on all the weird sparkledog scene rawr xd era and who are now gloriously reclaiming this time in their adulthood. All power to you. Be blessed now and forever, colorful creatures. Go outshine god.
makibtaa
everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is
.world's largest excavator- nay, world's largest vehicle- the bagger 288
.also, scale reference! just the wheel is 70 feet in diameter
'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery