Name: Iris (i’ll take anything if you’re flirting :P)
Pronouns: She/It/Pup (I am a trans woman.)
Age: 18
Introduction: Heyyyyy!!! I’m just gonna use this for nsfw posts here. I enjoy writing, drawing, and improv. I’ll also use this for ventures into writing/drawing erotica so be on the lookout for that. For real world interests besides hobbies I like dnd, the Magnus archives, jjba, music, (erotic and nonerotic) roleplay, classic literature (need to read more) and having fun. If you wish to DM me look for the blue, bold, italic, struck through, small word below the readmore. DM me that word first and then we can talk.
🍉FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA PALESTINE WILL BE FREE.🍉
THE USA IS AN IMPERALIST EMPIRE THAT WILL SUCK THE WORLD DRY AS LONG AS IT IS STANDING.
Kinks: degradation, praise, petplay, bondage, drooling, feet, golden showers, pissing myself, body worship, regular worship, hypnosis, objectification, dumbification, bimboification, edging/denial, latex, dronification, plant fantasy stuff, being eaten/used as food, getting milked (cow stuff), knifeplay, rape, cnc, etc.
Other disclaimers: My posts and writing do not always translate to real preferences in bed (Ex: A dommy post does not mean I like to dom). On that note flowers I am very submissive and will refer to my penis as a pussy/clit, as well as being hard as being wet. Follow suit, please.
Hard Limits: Scat, Incest (do not call me your sister.), Ageplay, detrans, dykebreaking, misogyny.
Tags:
#ruff ruff - Normal horny posts
#i’m listening - Asks
#hot damn - Art (do not expect a lot this shit is hard)
#lititsoutrian - Writing (more likely but don’t get your hopes up)
I fucking LOVE those floating hands you see in nsfw art. wanna be groped and played with by like ten or twelve of them all over me, feeling me up, edging me, toying with me...
Just to make sure, everyone else is remembering to put on lingerie, make out with your reflection, then fantasize about getting fucked by yourself today, right? We're all doing that?
Jennifer is wonderful and she said it's a shame her daughter is over otherwise she'd invite me over and answer the door in lingerie, which is so silly of her
I wish that bulge wasn't considered obscene. I wanna see fat pussy and fat cock in public, showing through tight pants. Ideally people should be able to be notably wet or hard/leaking and it'd be Fine still
One porn trope/scenario that I'm a big fan of is when like, people try to summon a ghost or a succubus or something, and it works, but the entity ends up possessing one of them instead of manifesting independently. It rules. Oh noooo, I'm a boy but a promiscuous shapeshifting demoness is controlling my body and molding my flesh and dressing me up really slutty and I'm having awesome sex and- what do you mean she left a week ago. I could fucking swear I still hear her voice in my head. Oh well. You can still finish on my face if you want.
A clown girl's tits honking when squeezed is something of a bare minimum in the profession
Her nose and clit do the same
If she takes off her bra, her tits absolutely outclass it, and she just explains it with, "well, bra and car rhyme, so of course I can squeeze into it!" or "they're both containers, silly!" as if that's an adequate explanation
Depending on her mood, any toys put into a clown girl's holes may end up much longer upon removal, or in the case of eggs or similar toys, may multiply to much higher numbers than were originally inserted
They may also be replaced with ball pit balls or juggling balls
Some long toys may also be bent into different shapes like a balloon animal (this is why caution is generally advised when inserting anything flesh-based into a clown girl, as results may be unpredictable)
Some clown girls will also squeeze their tits to replicate the classic seltzer spray gag, though the liquid that sprays from their nipple/areola may vary and may have strange effects on those around them
Clown girls can also (mimic?) blowing into their thumb to pump up various parts of their anatomy, and may include balloon-like noises despite the flesh clearly involved, though there have been some reports of anatomy suddenly changing or being revealed to be a balloon if popped or deemed "funnier for the bit" by some arbitrary standard not yet verified by scientific methods
Signs that someone has had sex with a clown girl may include glitter or greasepaint stains around the mouth/genitals/chest, breath or pussy juice/cum that smells like cotton candy, and/or an increase in interest in clown-related media or events
