reinvent love

hi i like being happy

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mer are you... are you okay

im studying engineering

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OK??? LMFAO???

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[sadhoc]

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[jesuu-deactivated20221127]

[a-few-0f-my-favorite-things]

[sailorbrazil]

accept her

[sloppystyle]

[gunpla]

[buckaroo420]

John McCain

[pochowek]

(kermit voice) shawty i don’t.....

[liechi]

[valtsv]

my

is to

and then act like i don’t know

[pissvortex]

wildest argument against climate change i’ve ever heard

[groovycolorknightlawyer]

Wаnnа liск Ashley pussy?

[pissvortex]

no thanks

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

outta my way gayboy i’m boutta get it

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

my identity has been stolen

[gaylor-moon]

sons crying thanks

[thisiselliz]

Damn I didn’t know y'all was sad

[thisiselliz]

I thought it was just memes

[dogskirt]

sheet equilibrium is the most important thing about the bed

[oliver-sonntag]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Seth Everyman reblog a my posts but does not follow me. He purchases the milk….but scorns the cow

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Hmmmm…..maybe this post is weird actually

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’m begging you guys to stop reblogging this post I made it with talk to text and nothing’s right

[weavemama]

BY A WHAT

[artistil]

THATS ALL THE BIG SCARIES IN ONE BUG TFFF JU

[1petulantpanda]

Give it a dime, apparently.

[1petulantpanda]

Had to go research this thing, and the answer to what to do if it stings you is scream.

from Wikipedia-

“One researcher described the pain as “…immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain that simply shuts down one’s ability to do anything, except scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations. In terms of scale, the wasp’s sting is rated near the top of the Schmidt sting pain index, second only to that of the bullet ant, and is described by Schmidt as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”.“

[momma-crow]

Soooooo…dissociate to escape or?

[theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea]

It’s laying eggs in you.

[prokopetz]

Let’s back up a second and fully appreciate that description.

The Schmidt sting pain index, a widely used classification system for the bites and stings of ants, bees and wasps, is literally the personal ranking system of a guy named Justin Schmidt, who goes around letting bugs sting him for science. Like, that’s this Thing as a scientist.

In one entry, he describes the sting of the common bee as “almost pleasant, [like] a lover just bit your earlobe a little too hard.”

In another, the sting of the yellowjacket is described as “hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.“

So when the Schmidt sting pain index characterises the sting of the tarantula hawk as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”, well, now you know what your standard for comparison is!

[moonsofavalon]

this is fascinating but when do we kinkshame Justin Schmidt

[surprisebitch]

Justin Schmidt is the epitome of masochism

[slimetony]

ive never seen snow someone describe it to me

[blextrophy]

smells like water

[slimetony]

its like im there

[dawnvolta]

[doujinshi]