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i love fanfiction and their writers so much like we all just do such obscure weird research for no reason just because we want to like last week i googled “panic attack symptoms” and immediately after googled “top ten forms of martial arts” and then googled “things that the ira has done” and then “things the irish republican army has done” all for the same fanfiction im probably not even going to post i don’t do as much research for anything else

Koalas to the Max, a site made with love by Vadim Ogievetsky for Annie Albagli

just here to remind you that if you zoom in to 200% when posting you can put more than one form of media in your posts

#tutorial #tumblr help #foryou #formatting #help #fandom #music #youtube #gay #no but seriously none of this matter i just want to help you :*#Youtube #Spotify

proffesionally developed/animated movies and games: ah yes the two skin tones, white and slightly darker white

the drawings that people make for picrew: okay i have thirty different skin tones if you can’t find yours dm me on instagram and i’ll add your skin tone i love you

okay ive figured it out, every person on tumblr is one of these three things:

1. so far right, they’re a nazi and probably know that they are

2. a leftist, literally a communist (me)

3. right in the middle and so blurred politically that they don’t even realize what they’re saying anymore

badjokesbyjeff

If a redbird has red babies, and a bluebird has blue babies, what kind of bird has no babies?

A Swallow.

dogunderthelog

goddamnit jeff you’re one centimeter below the level of funny that john mulaney is, the person below you is at least five feet

guys you’re allowed to make guillotines nothing can stop you

the law might try to stop you when you get the billionaires but you can just guillotine them too

lyraclarke

PLEASE DON’T IGNORE THIS. PLEASE.

Hi, everyone. I don’t know how to begin this, I don’t know how everything had come to this, but I need help. I need help, and I don’t know who else to turn to. We’re very, very indebted - like the pandemic hit us hard, Mom and I. From losing family members, to almost facing homelessness, to almost starving, to me almost failing my finals because I had a dangerous hemorrhage, to almost losing my mother to covid - we’ve seen it all, lol. It was hard, and difficult, and the worse year of my short life. We’re very behind on rent (like a year behind), and the thing is, it’s started getting better. Mom got a job. I started doing better in uni, and I was going to pay the obligatory additional courses, and was saving up for my orthodontic treatment (which is obligatory - my overbite is causing me a lot, lot of pain and essentially making my life a living hell), but the point is : we were starting to get better and leaving the nightmare that was 2020 behind us for good. (Or so it seemed.)

And then yesterday, Mom got assaulted. In front of our house. They almost killed her. She has so many bruises, and I remember opening the door to see her arm almost torn open. I can barely sleep as it is because of that. They took everything - her driving license, her grey card, her id card, her debit cards, a lot, lot of cash money that she took to pay some debts she had pilled, the insurance, a usb key that contained 13 years worth of work, important documents, her phones - her work phones, where all the work she’s been laboring over for months and months is gone, the work she was going to get paid for this week is gone (like, what the hell?), her chequier (that contains +20 blank checks, meaning they can still steal a lot more than they already did - our justice system SUCKS so I don’t see them doing anything about it), and her glasses, too. Even my late grandpa’s driving license she kept as a souvenir was stolen.

Oh, and our home’s keys. These assholes know our exact address, the exact appartement (as it’s written down on her id card) and they have the keys. We can’t even change the locks just yet because we cannot afford it, so we’re blocking the door from the inside and one of us has to stay at home when the other goes out, but imagine not being safe in your own house. Just imagine.

So that’s what has been going on. And furthermore, because of that, Mom missed a 1500$ opportunity job since she cannot make the trip. So, in short, we’re fucked, we’re facing homelessness yet again, and we don’t know what to do. We don’t even have money to buy food. And everyone’s calling on the debts Mom owes - she’s currently overdrawn in her bank account by 590$ due to bills, and it’s not even close to how much we owe as a whole. So please, I’m asking from the bottom of my heart, please help in any way you can, whether it be by reblogging, or donating even a dollar, or anything, it’ll mean a lot. The exact amount we need is gigantic so I don’t expect to reach it, but anything will help us out, really.

Here’s my old paypal: https://www.paypal.me/mimspecunia.

Thank you for your time, everyone! And please, please be safe.

Go to paypal.me/mimspecunia and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

i am listing my medical problems, this includes ones that i had that are fixed, and it is in no particular order

1. born with intestines basically tied in knots (fixed)

2. adhd that we knew i had in third grade but ignored until tenth

3. scoliosis which isn’t that bad until you look at my neck which is diagonal because of a triangular vertebrae

4. my stomach is on the wrong side of my body

5. i am missing a rib

6. i had a respiratory problem that caused me to stop breathing occasionally (fixed)

7. covid gave me them back as a special treat

8. i get really high fevers when im sick like up to 105 you’re supposed to go to the hospital for that my mom just told me to lay down and watch backyardigans after giving me medicine i mean it worked so

9. i do not produce the normal amount of enamel for teeth which makes it ten times as likely for me to get cavities ive had like twelve fillings

10. i had a disease which i dont know the name of that cause some of my adult teeth to have very yellow spots (fixed, i got them whitened)

11. i have a very high pain tolerance, this doesn’t seem like a problem but one time i was bleeding a lot out of the back of my leg and didn’t even notice the injury took five weeks to heal and i still have a scar

12. also back to the topic of me being sick, everytime i get sick it knocks me out for like a week and i usually miss school for it

i am the child that has cost at least a million dollars in medical bills and my sibling had epilepsy for a bit and has therapy so all im saying is the true sibling dynamic is one of you is very expensive medically and the other one cost three dollars in total

adhd is when you’re body feels uneven and you spend thirty minutes moving until it feels normal again and then it literally goes back to being uneven like what the fuck

i need all of you to understand how much i care for every single one of you i cannot stress this enough all of you are amazing people and i love you

memorizingthedigitsofpi

Fandom Etiquette

I’ve been around for a really long time in various fandoms, and no one ever writes this stuff down. I’ll start. Please add to the list. We can’t expect people to follow “rules” they don’t know exist.

written with the help of @unbreakablejemmasimmons

Fanart

if you like something, reblog it. Help the artist get their work out there in front of more people. Share the joy that it brought you.

if you want more of it, support it. This can be via commissions, reblogs, recommending the artist to other people, shouting in the tags, or sending the artist asks/messages.

if you hate it, keep scrolling. Keep the hate in a message window with a friend, not in the artist’s notes.

if you want to use it, ask permission. Artwork is beautiful and you want to show it off. But please ask the artist before you throw it into your header or your icon.

if you use it, give credit. And not just a post where you say “Do you like my new icon? X made it!”. Put it in your blog description, that way when someone rolls around your blog three months from now, they also know where your icon/header came from.

if you appreciate it, don’t repost it. Reblog the artist’s post instead of making one of your own. Let them see all of the excited tags in the reblogs and replies or commentary that people add on. If you come across something on a google image search, try to trace it back to the owner. If someone tells you who the artist is, credit them - but also try to find and reblog their original post.

Fanfic

if you like something, reblog it. Help the author get their work out there in front of more people. Share the joy that it brought you.

if you want more of it, support it. Kudos are great, but if you want more of the thing you like, you should comment. Subscribe to the story or the author. Send them a message about how much you like what they wrote.

if you read it, kudos it. Or give it a thumbs up. If you want the author to write more things like that, let them know - even if you can’t comment!

don’t demand content. Be patient. Stories take time. You can encourage without being demanding. Show your love for what’s there without telling them to post more often.

be gentle with criticism. Some people want it and some people run away from it. If you don’t know what type of person the author is, it’s best not to go there. “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything.”

Fandom

ship and let ship. You love your ship and other people love theirs. No one needs to “win” when we’re all going to end up in tears anyway.

if you hate it, stay out of the tag. This has two meanings: 1) don’t deliberately put hateful commentary in a tag and 2) if you hate a tag, don’t go and read through that tag just to make yourself angry

if someone makes you something, appreciate it. Read and comment the fic. Like and reblog the artwork. Pimp it out and tell them how much you loved it. It’s a gift, treat it like one.

if it’s a gift, put some effort into it. You signed up for that exchange three months ago and now it’s a week before you have to send the gift and you don’t have the time or the inclination to do the thing. Well too bad. Someone out there has been working hard in your gift, so you should do the same for them.

none of us are “better” than anyone else. We’re all trash for our particular show/film/book/ship/artist/what-have-you. My fave is no better than yours and yours is no better than mine.

actors are not their characters. They are people. Treat them like people.

caroaimezoe-deactivated20210601

Can it be encarved in golden letters somewhere?

hummerhouse

Reblogging because more people need to read and understand bullets 1 and 2 under the “Fandom” heading.

sadlachimolala

Hello people of tumblr, i am asking you to donate money (whatever you can please) to help me leave my parents' house because i have absolutely no life, its a raging hell over here. I am not allowed to leave the house to even a friend's house. I feel like i am in a jail. My phone is taken away every now and then and i have no communication with anyone. I have no friends. I wanna die all the time. My parents are emotionally manipulative and turn around each and every thing to make me feel guilty about it and blame me for everything. "Fight in the house? - its because of you. The house isn't clean? - its because of you. Chances of my parents getting divorced? - yes you guessed it" and what not. Now i know you'd think that these are trifle matters but no these aren't, things escalate to a point where it goes down in shouting, blaming, crying, fits and sometimes suicide attempts(me). The manipulation has been going on from when i was in 8th grade. The physical abuse is in control but it isn't zero. This is a cry for help because if i dont get out of here soon I'd die. My mother came to me and 'told' me that "if you think you're depressed, you're faking it and you really need to behave normally. This is stupid. After all we've done for you, you can't be depressed. You have no reason to be depressed." - this is after I've told them repeatedly how i feel and what they do makes me feel like dying 10 times a day. They do not understand and make it worse by saying that i am faking it and they make me feel guilty about hating them because they are my 'family' but they dont see that they are toxic and abusive. I swear to god i ask myself the same question everyday, what if i am faking it? What if im overreacting? And idk if i am faking it or not but i know that i can't take it anymore. I need money to rent a small room and pay for basic food and water. Bc rn i have no source of income. And amidst current conditions, if you cannot donate, i totally understand. I would really appreciate it if you'd please boost this post. Thank you💜

Paypal

sadlachimolala

You can donate here

OR here

dogunderthelog

guys i am literally begging you help them please i would donate if i had the things i need to be able to but i dont donate if you can please