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transmasc - he/him - puppy - 21+

[doit-doggie]

Mutthew

he/him/it/its

Sideblog for being a nasty dog >:3c

nah fr tho I will be reblogging and posting nsfw type shit so no minors

i will block you IDC

if I think to add anything else to this post I will at a later time

[traddykes]

going to sleep ungroped my waist ungrabbed and my pussy unrubbed through my panties what a sick and twisted world we live in what is society planning to do about this

[ironychan]

TIL anyone who's going to overwinter in Antarctica has to have had their appendix out. Because removing an appendix that's not causing any trouble just as a precaution is way better than having one that's about to burst when you're on the ass-end of the planet with no way to be rushed to a hospital if shit gets real.

[ironychan]

No, by the way, we absolutely did not think of this ahead of time. A dude named Leonid Rogozov got appendicitis in Antarctica. Fortunately, the expedition's doctor diagnosed him quickly and knew how to remove an appendix. Unfortunately, our man Leo was the expedition's doctor.

What did he do? Well, he set up a mirror, gave his belly a shot of novocaine, presumably told a colleague, "hold my vodka," and he removed his own fucking appendix. He survived.

[sunlaire]

this picture has such "i lived bitch" energy

[yearnpup]

half asleep humping his thigh , letting out muffled whines as i feel his hands run through my hair

[daddys-lil-mutt]

puppy needs to be muzzled, restrained, and edged mercilessly until their mind is broken and they can only think pathetic dog thoughts

[niccymarten]

who's a kissable puppy, huh? who is it? is it YOU??? 🫵 tag a puppy friend you wanna KISS!! 💋

[zeninsama]

when you’re getting intimate for the first time and spend hours doing absolutely everything except fucking. needy making out with too much tongue and teeth. constantly grinding. stripping off one layer at a time.

[weirdness-is-good]

It's really unfortunate when you miss someone who has hurt you.

[weirdness-is-good]

Wrong gif. Sorry.

[ace-trainer-alice]

All this to say, the stalker girl is the bottom. obviously. what are they teaching the kids these days. they're doing compdom shit to yanderes and it's kinda fucked.

[empress-lillith]

Shuu-0208

[empress-lillith]

I'm going back to my bullshit of putting this one on everyone's dash again.

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

lying across the autopsy table all by yourself, gorgeous?

[herdirtylittleheart]

March is finally ending and all I can think about is fucking. Something dormant is rushing through my veins. Something needy and alive. My thoughts are all lusty, rutting, dripping, swelling, throbbing, juicy, hard to ignore. I want to stretch for you, gasp under your grip, swallow you whole. My body hums with this appetite. Stroke my intentions. Winter was cruel, take your fill.

(Heart)

[hellomyshortcake]

anybody wanna leave marks on me so everyone knows i'm being taken care of?

[mominthehotway]

free use as in yes you can barge in and grope me without saying anything else and leave

[pretty-lil-pup]

"my daughter is fine!"

your son gets a boner from being treated like a literal dog

[a-teacup-of-golden-cracks]

Doms should be expressive and emotive while fucking someone, they should moan and whimper and growl and make whatever noises of pleasure they like, reblog if you agree

[belovedatnight]

Underrated Dom Phrases

↠ Did I say you could stop?

↠ I wasn't asking.

↠ The more you fight, the more I want to fuck you.

↠ *mock whining*

↠ Now.

↠ Did you just say no?

↠ What's wrong? Can't breathe?

↠ That's sir to you.

↠ Wanna say that again?

↠ That wasn't a suggestion.

↠ Excuse me?