Illegitimi non carborundum

Hi. I'm Jessica and I'm pretty lame.

[midnightjellys]

starting a girl gang of girls aggressively supporting other girls so reblog if you want in because if we get enough people we’re getting jackets

[harryptter]

Things people forget Hermione did:

Literally set snape on fire lmao

Put an eternal boil jinx that spells ‘sneak’ across the face of anyone in dumbledore’s army who ratted them out

^^ she also invented that jinx all by herself

held rita skeeter captive in A FUCKING JAR

[junkiesangel]

[ximacloudx]

I’ve got 99 problems and Sirius Black going from an abusive home to having his best friends murdered to spending 12 years falsely imprisoned to never having his name cleared before his untimely death is all of them

[elizuh]

this vine changed my life

[datamother]

animal crossing go

help out your neighbours and friends. make your house look pretty. be kind

[americangods]

BOW DOWN TO THE FIRST LOOK AT AMERICAN GODS

We are not worthy. 

[literatigifs]

[coolerthanbeans-blog]

the most dreaded words to see when watching Gilmore Girls

[doitfor-barb]

What she says: I'm fine

What she means: If Lin-Manuel Miranda wins an Oscar for the soundtrack of Moana, it will make him one of three EGOT winners to also win a Pulitzer in history, one of whom is Richard Rodgers, whose name is on the theater where both his first ever Broadway show and the show that catapulted him into superstardom opened.

[hollygohardly]

[ozten-deactivated20171022]

Bo Burnham: Here’s a trailer I made for my new special, Make Happy, available on Netflix worldwide June 3rd. Hope you dig.

[morefunthanb4]

[fed-up-dolokhov-deactivated2023]

stress level: Usnavi when he couldn’t open the champagne bottle

[michonnegrimes]

Every couple of election cycles or so, some politician or another tries to tie the word immigrant to as many terrible words as you can imagine. They’ll use immigrant in the same sentence as rapists, killers, insert pejorative here. To me that word immigrant only has positive connotations. It’s someone who made miracles happen… to come to a country where they don’t know the culture, maybe don’t know the language, and work twice as hard at the jobs no one else wants to do so that their family and their kids can have a better life; that’s the narrative I grew up around in my Latino neighborhood at the top of Manhattan. That’s what I recognized about Hamilton. It was suddenly not just a dead white dude on the ten dollar bill. It was “Oh, I know this guy.” - Lin-Manuel Miranda, TIME 100

[glennrheesuschrist]

I can believe in a world where zombies exist and everyone becomes a perfect shot after using a gun for a week and cars still work after not running for years on end, but I CANNOT AND WILL NOT believe in a world where two beautiful warrior angels like Sasha and Rosita both want to be with someone like Abraham.

[frontseatpocket]