[saalvaje]

[cungadero]

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this fucking awful place: w-woopsie!!!! woopsie doodly!!!!! we had a widdle boo boo and scrumbled it all up :’( pwease dont be mad…

[slimetony]

I put some maple syrup in a condom just to see what it would look like and when i was carrying it to the dumpster it broke

[the-methed-up-samurai]

*The things people who aren’t having enough sex do with condoms**

[slimetony]

Wh

[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

[margbarcis]

that was the devil

[yuckywilliam-deactivated2017021]

we’re gonna delete deadnames

reblog to delete your dead name

[01101010-01100100]

BREAKING: Astrology has now been entirely replaced with which Mario Kart character you main

[01101010-01100100]

i’m a Wario

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

yoshi

[tkkatherineblog]

[hootcrossing]

[lavenderbud-deactivated20180916]

me when i take a good selfie

[mustiest]

[lagadonian-deactivated20130909]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

Me before i leave for work

[coolerthanbeans-blog]

My Brain: Eat

Me: Okay, what should we make?

My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.

[ladycadmium]

so this just happened

[googleplaysore]

[willowlover]

[willowlover]

https://www.instagram.com/ketsuktiem/

[lesbianshepard]

this show is a work of art 

[twinpeakscaptions]

[twinpeakscaptions]